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Luke Kalteux

@LukeKalteux

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Writer/Co-Exec Producer on @KRYPTONSyfy. Other stuff: @ASHvsEVILDEAD - @DAREDEVIL - INCURSION. Former IATSE 728. Tall for my age.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
7 days
not a replacement for humans but then maybe don’t refer to it as “her” and “she” 3 times in two sentences
@Variety
Variety
9 days
The creator of AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a statement following a weekend of heated backlash. "She is not a replacement for a human being, but a creative work – a piece of art. Like many forms of art before her, she sparks conversation, and that in itself shows the
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
6 months
she’s packing a lotta heat… does she expect to encounter her dogs?
@Sec_Noem
Secretary Kristi Noem
6 months
Human traffickers. Drug Smugglers. 18th Street Gang members. Spent the morning in Phoenix with our brave @ICEgov and Arizona law enforcement arresting these dirtbags and getting them off of our streets.
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
10 months
I can’t wait to look at the bones of Santa in a red and white striped museum
@DailyTurkic
Daily Turkic
10 months
Archaeologists in Türkiye believe they have discovered the tomb of Saint Nicholas, famously known as Santa Claus 🇹🇷
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
11 months
More monster robits please
@BDisgusting
Bloody Disgusting
11 months
Coming next year to Universal Orlando's Dark Universe at Epic Universe, Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment will feature 14 jaw-dropping animatronic monsters. This is why we love practical effects so much. 😍 https://t.co/5Z8rttO8EF
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
1 year
Krang. No question
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
1 year
What would you name this Sphynx cat
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
1 year
This might be the funniest tweet that’s ever been on here
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
1 year
I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up. Try it yourselves, folks. See you in a bit: https://t.co/vD3mL9slj1
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
Guess I’ll never need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to go and walk sadly past frozen bodies they just leave up there as grim reminders that everyone on your trip is rich & nuts. Thanks cameras!
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
2 years
This is a 360° camera view from the top of Mt. Everest
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
Remember when Bob Iger said to America’s face that the #wga was being “unrealistic” but then finally agreed to give us substantial gains in every deal point we asked? Almost as if he had the means the entire time? I mean…
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
Drew Carey’s business manager’s cranium just exploded into deep space #WGAstrong #TentativeDeal
@Variety
Variety
2 years
Deal! WGA, AMPTP Reach Historic Contract Agreement to End 146-Day Walkout
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
I helped Elvis Costello use his personal earbuds in the airline’s weird audio jack between us so he could watch lots of House of Lies
@gothamhiphop
Joey
2 years
What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
Yes 🍻
@anylaurie16
Laurie Kilmartin
2 years
Drew Carey should never have to buy a drink for the rest of his life.
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
I love that IGN is just listening to Conan O’Brien’s podcast and then posting headlines from it… a week later
@IGN
IGN
2 years
Liam Neeson has revealed that while filming Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, he and co-star Ewan McGregor couldn't stop making lightsaber noises with their mouths during takes. https://t.co/Ws5z5ii5E8
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
What do you think @colinsalmon24 ? Do we have our next business scheme? 👀 I’ll do the yard work. I just need you to shout the company name once before every job commences & once when we finish. Even if no one’s around to hear it but me. 50/50 split 👍🤑💰
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
I will throw whatever I’m holding at the TV and that includes this phone and my cats
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
2 years
Max is reportedly testing bringing CNN breaking news alerts to all your favorite shows https://t.co/iTeYTiRt5J
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
I feel so seen
@storytellerdave
David L. Williams
2 years
Hey AMPTP, I bet it sucks when you spend months pouring your heart and soul into a pitch for free, only for the other side to be like "nah."
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
yes and honestly feels one step shy of pulling a bloody hanky away from their mouths like it’s the Regency era
@1followernodad
Sophia Benoit
2 years
people have returned to straight up coughing in public and it is SICK
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@mulaney
John Mulaney
2 years
My friend Simon Rich told me about this better, funnier, more terrifying version of AI a few nights ago and I haven’t slept since. The WGA is standing for something very real and we all should get scared right about….now. ⁦@WGAWest⁩ ⁦@WGAEast
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Sure, ChatGPT sucks at writing jokes, but I've tried secret AI programs and they're no joke for writers like me.
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
Sounds like @netflix really values their artists and workers. Ghosting must be a sign of endearment there I guess… Wonder if Teddy learned this ghosting, underpaying show of respect living in his “union household” 🤔 #WritersStrike #SAGAFTRAstrike #WGA #SAGAFTRA #CEOsLoveWorkers
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
2 years
Netflix does not give any residuals to South Korean actors for their shows. Supporting actors’ pay for these Netflix shows start at $300 per episode The president of Korea’s Actors Union has sent several messages to Netflix and got no response. (Source: https://t.co/ZAtfwZ2XR4)
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
Was the effort led by Kramer and Newman?
@CBSNews
CBS News
2 years
Eight family members have been accused of smuggling 178 tons of aluminum cans and plastic bottles from Arizona to California so they could take advantage of the Golden State's recycling programs, officials said.
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@LukeKalteux
Luke Kalteux
2 years
“Self-proclaimed risk-takers refuse to take risks”
@ToonHive
ToonHive
2 years
Paramount CEO Brian Robbins says the company is moving away from releasing original animated movies in theaters in favor of IPs. “We’re not going to release an expensive original animated movie and just pray people will come.” (Source: https://t.co/OOuz1K4mv2)
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