Lukas Brandon
@LukasBrandon
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Dad, divorced, guitar player, full contact juggler, and fool. Loves swimming, cycling, and hitting the speedbag.
Moorhead, MN
Joined December 2012
Wow that is wild I wonder who has control of the White House, Senate, and the House???
Johnson: If you look at polling, people’s faith in the federal government is at an all-time low. Why? Because they don’t see that it’s being done well.
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Newly unsealed testimony marks the first time direct Chinese investment in SpaceX has been disclosed, raising new questions about foreign ownership interests in one of America’s most important military contractors. https://t.co/hC2kpo9Fwi
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The newly unsealed testimony marks the first time direct Chinese investment in the company has been disclosed, raising new questions about foreign ownership interests in one of America’s most...
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Bernie Sanders and AOC do a joint video explaining their view of the shutdown.
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“Both parties are the same” Oh! Ooh! Tag me in, coach! I assume you’re not old enough to recall life before the ACA. The reason you’re able to be 23 and still on Mommy’s health insurance. 🙃 Let’s recap:
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This is a lie.
Democrats are about to shutdown the government because they demand we fund healthcare for illegal aliens.
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In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."
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Deleted this tweet because I meant to say AT LEAST two more terms. Please don't report me.
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Pure bloodlines? Ancestral homelands? DNA science says fuggettaboutit -- we're all migrant mongrels. Stunning research by my colleague David Reich.
news.harvard.edu
Geneticist explains recent analyses made possible by tech advances show human history to be one of mixing, movement, displacement.
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Trust me.
The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.
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One of the many things we love about Houston is that it has the world's craziest market for personal injury lawyers, because theres no rules and copious industrial accident. Our psycho billboard game is top notch, but this masterpiece on the Gulf Freeway takes the cake. -OS
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Why do you dislike Trump? This guy has a pretty fluid response right off the cuff.
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Brilliant advice for anyone on the hard left or hard right. All that hate - it must be so exhausting.
John Cleese on extremism. Still relevant today: "You can be as nasty as you like and feel your behaviour is morally justified."
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John Cleese on extremism. Still relevant today: "You can be as nasty as you like and feel your behaviour is morally justified."
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i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.
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I looked up the surrounding context on this one expecting it to be exonerating and it really isn't. They're discussing what to do about mentally ill homeless people who 'don't want help'. The other guy suggests arresting them. This guy proposes killing them.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
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Rough week. It’s nice to know these guys are out there. Just four dudes, one in a dress, doing their thing, rockin’ out.
Full effect. Jon feeling it in his new “Doppler Donut” dress by Lisa Simpson. 9/13/25, Birmingham, AL #phish
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