Meg
@LowerthanMeg
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unapologetically awful
Kingston upon Thames, London
Joined December 2011
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In 2005, a nursing home in the US got a six-month-old kitten named Oscar as a therapy cat. The staff soon noticed something unusual about him. Oscar often liked to be by himself, but sometimes he would go and lie next to one of the residents. Strangely, the resident he chose
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Out on 5th July: Kasabian - Happenings Ocean Colour Scene - best of Rishi Sunak
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imagine just clocking in at a polling station, putting in a thankless shift for democracy, and it turns out you get to tell Boris Johnson to fuck off
Sensational line from Sky News on Boris Johnson being turned away today for not bringing acceptable photo ID: “Polling station staff were forced to turn the former prime minister after he initially failed to comply with legislation he introduced while he was in Downing Street.”
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we’ve packed up over 2000 orders placed on Monday. thanks for your patience while we get through them. we’re going as fast as we can but won’t cut corners on getting out these precious limited releases getting the goods out AND feeding our fat faces
on Monday night we, like many more RSD participating stores, had our busiest night of online sales for the year. Banquet received about three weeks worth of vinyl sales in a night. thanks for your patience while we get through the orders. mails like this two days later don’t
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getting overstimulated in public sucks because people be thinking you have an attitude when really you just need 10 minutes of pure silence.
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Take me back 😭
might take us all selling all our stuff but we’re gonna get ourselves to that little milton keynes gig, because the @deafhavana downpour at @2000trees was too much of a core memory to not see them again immediately
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Anyone have any spare Paramore tickets I'll be forever grateful pls pls xo
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@fesshole All my life I've been stalking a consultant ophthalmologist. I'm always trying to get him in my sights from the roof opposite the hospital, but his movements are too irregular. It's like he knows I'm there. The others in the snipers' guild bully me incessantly.
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I live my life like I'm being stalked by a sniper. I always stand just to the side of windows and doors in case anyone is lining up the kill shot and often zig-zag a little when walking along the road. I'm a 54 year old Consultant Ophthalmologist.
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might get canceled for saying this but the car by arctic monkeys sounds like it’s been copied from somewhere? idk just the beat, everything. it all sounds familiar. i just can’t pinpoint exactly where i’ve heard it? wait, i figured it out, it sounds like the album of the year
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life is simply TOO SHORT to pretend you don’t like the 1975
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By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have: 1. An air fryer 2. A Caffeine dependency 3. An SSRI 4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism
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