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The Tramp Stamper
Glorious Florida
Joined November 2010
What is The Heroine’s Journey? 🧵 . First, let’s discard “Taming Savage Beast,” thō it is ancient and powerful story:
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Nooooo I cannot get long bangs again NO.
I’ll NEVER forget the day Anne Hathaway completely gagged Kelly Clarkson by singing her OWN SONG, right after Kelly begged for a song she actually knew because she was losing the singing game so badly 😂
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This latest round of African time discourse leads me to conclude black people who’re always late are the smartest ones.
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RT @Schmutz_7R: Any time I have to deal with an acquaintance that’s liberal or left leaning at all, I tell them they should look at alterna….
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The 8 yr-old, from my backseat, “I don’t torture lizards mommy, and when she says I can have a turn I still don’t do it”.
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Told my 6 yr-old if I catch her torturing one more lizard to death I’m gonna seal her hands in plaster casts& she can subsist off smoothies from a straw.
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Back on my BS: feeding a fresh hamster to my daughters’ Rube Goldberg hamster funhouse.
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What’s the process if you see a strange mom talking Haitian at your kids’ elementary school, does ICE need more info or is that sufficient?.
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Pulse happened bc of IMMIGRATION not lack of rainbows on the streets of Orlando I can tell u that. ANYWAY here’s my Pulse joke:. “A Muslim walks into a gay bar and says, ‘shots for everyone!’”.
State of Florida literally erased a crosswalk painted rainbow to honor the victims of the Pulse shooting. In the middle of the night. Without telling the city or county government.
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If I had even a single point less emotional fortitude I’d be scared of my 6 yr-old.
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Whoa I never thought abt this but its 100% true.
companies like Facebook record every imaginable interaction their users have with the platform. they log each of your clicks and taps. they keep track of how long your gaze lingered on a post, whether you were on the same WiFi as that woman who might be your friend, which.
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BREAKING NEWS: wolf spider on my kitchen floor this morning, caught it with jar& piece of paper, released outside. It has a bunch of babies on its back
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We’re gonna help our zoomers get houses they’ll be all right housewise so please work on other ways to radicalize them they still need to be radicalized ya know, overall.
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OK sorry but why does England have a variety of flags? Is one of them the old flag or like a Gadson flag or something? Which flag is the “based” flag of England?.
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When I was a kid Jeb! was gov of Florida& it was pretty understood he married a Mexican for political purposes. But with Vance& Usha it just looks like love.
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Ya know what I bet would be delicious? Moroccan preserved lemons sliced thin, flour, egg wash, panko, deep fried, dipped in some doctored up mayo.
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Florida’s getting rid of rainbow crosswalks& libs are recoloring them with chalk cause they know what’ll happen if they try paint, they’re weak now& they know it
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If Martin decides to do a crypto scam coin pls somebody from his gc let me know early thx.
I should make a crypto scam coin.
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RT @LokiJulianus: Did anyone in politics ever wonder why a guy who lives in a flat with solid gold everywhere and who always wears a suit w….
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If I didn’t get pregnant at age 22 I’d’ve continued on the academia path& probly got mindraped by woke& I’d be the biggest sneering heel on Twitter which sometimes sounds like fun actually.
Having kids before 30 is how you stay generationally poor.
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