Larry
@LongOnlyLarry
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TMT Equity analyst. What are you, fuckin’ nuts? Opinions, not investment advice.
Joined June 2024
Half the items were out of stock I see why it hasn’t taken off yet for em lol.
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Ordered grocery from door dash are they deadass with these discounts??????
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Never going to have to iron my clothes ever again, this the stuff that brings tears to my eyes.
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Purely for the sake of curiosity, are there any LO’s or HF’s in Europe (exc. London). i.e. if someone has an EU passport.
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Laughed out loud at the 1st.
top 10 easiest jobs in finance:.1. Guy in IC who asks about the "recession case".2. MF PE VP.3. Early Stage VC "Partner".4. Banking VP.5. Late Stage VC "Partner".6. Post-MBA Associate.7. LO PM (no bench).8. Tariff Consultant.9. LO Analyst (no bench).10. Pumper / Substacker.
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3 scamco’s in here LMFAOOOOOO.
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I’d marry this woman after 1 day of knowing her.
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AWS is going to have a massive beat.
I don't often make calls for the quarter outside of semis but $AMZN is going to beat.*AMAZON REMOVED FROM US 1 LIST AT BOFA.
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I’m surprised more pods aren’t long CART / short criteo instead of the long DASH / short CART trade….
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Bringing this back since it’s been a hot debate past couple of days: the most annoying part of it all is only American girls care about it, literally no other country is like this lol.
You ask a girl what she wants in a guy and first thing she says is tall.
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How the memory of pooping normal looks when you’re having stage 4 diarrhea.
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For those who weren’t around for young LO Larry.
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The MS master is like driving the model with a Ferrari.
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Ibiza is everything I hate about the world now like I’ve never had anything embody things I hate more than this.
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