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@TwannsWorld

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Software fanatic, poker enthusiast, chess tourist and aspiring L/S analyst

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6 months
2024 Goals - Hedge fund seat - Half marathon - Shed 40 pounds - 24 books - Tropical vacation
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2 years
Guy reached out to me from Harvard asking to network I brought up 10Ks and he asked me what that was. I’ll take the State school kid that was in the investment club
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3 months
It cracks me up when these people ask me “what’s your edge?”. If any 24 year old is telling you they have an edge in anything in this business how do you even take them seriously?
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2 months
I interviewed for a LO and oh my good god. They’ve underperformed over a 1/3/5/10 year horizon and I asked what they bought in 2022: ORCL and “didn’t have time to get comfortable with anything else”. Lesson learned: have a better poker face
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2 months
Sell side models are so fucking bad my good god
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9 months
Big law has entered the chat
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2 months
Got some feedback:
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2 months
Unfortunately, we won't be moving along with you in our process
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9 months
I am so sick of working on the sell side I need to get over. I need to work with some killers that can help move my analysis and process forward, not making PowerPoints
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7 months
LTV/CAC is such a ridiculous metric it’s unbelievable
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2 months
Tegus trying to charge 25k / year for individual license is bonkers
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4 months
Making big career decisions is fucking stressful my god
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1 year
Interview on Friday morning w L/S TMT PM. Cleared the hh call yesterday morning and going into office Friday. Anyone know what I can expect? I know I’m getting annoying but we’re almost there. Besides, think about all the alpha I will provide on the other side of the street!
@TwannsWorld
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2 years
How do I position myself to get a seat at a L/S fund covering software in 2/3 years? Is that possible or do I need more time or? Been on sell side for 6 months now
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2 months
Unfortunately, we won't be moving along with you in our process
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6 months
Tactics - One company case study per week, maybe I’ll post them - Schedule more networking calls - 10 miles a week for first 4 weeks - No weekday drinking - Read vs social media before bed
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6 months
2024 Goals - Hedge fund seat - Half marathon - Shed 40 pounds - 24 books - Tropical vacation
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1 year
I left the interview feeling great. I brought comp sheet and we went down the list of my coverage and had a thoughtful discussion on each name + sw industry. His process is market neutral, product development cycle w 3-9m time horizon. Looking forward to the case study, hopefully
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1 year
I’m pitching long splk, short snow. We’re long value, prem beneficiary, cash flow support. Short high growth, high multiple and levered cloud
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5 months
About to lateral to another shop. Learning curve has stalled, no one I work with cares, makes me unbelievably bored and beginning to resent it. Differentiated work gets shut down for status quo. How bad does it look to join a competitor then hop to buy side at first oppty?
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7 months
It’s so nice to work on the weekend nobody bothers you
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1 year
Starting to think some of y’all can guard him
Pick up basketball in brooklyn is officially back and I know none of ya’ll can guard me.
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@TwannsWorld
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2 years
Circling back to this @DerpBirdsNFT
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2 years
Who’s ready for PRED?? Yesterday I bought a bundle from a fellow derp 🔥🔥600 ADA for the fleet. Was this a deal or did I get fucked? @DerpBirdsNFT #derp
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1 year
This concept of spending thousands of dollars on a vacation is so foreign to me I cannot get myself to do it
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6 months
My mom crossed the border with me when she was 19 and I was 1. She re-told the story over the holidays and it’s amazing the sacrifices and risks she took for the chance of a better life. We come from a small village in Brasil and I feel incredibly proud to be her son 🇧🇷❤️
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Venezuelan family with a toddler trying to cross the Mexico-USA border
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3 months
First time doing cold plunge + sauna.. ready to run through a wall
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1 year
First week in the books. Got in the gym 3 times for a push, pull, legs split & ran 4 times for a total of 7.04 miles and more importantly 87 minutes of run/walk. Dry January in full effect after a weekend of FOMO. Diets good, sleeps good, and haven’t had nic since mid Dec
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5 months
Not my analyst having a ‘gut feeling’ that I was wrong after the stock moved the opposite direction
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9 months
I went back and read every transcript from DDOG earnings since IPO and there really is no shortcut to that
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8 months
I need to do a much better job at taking care of myself when I’m exerting max effort at work. It’s like I subconsciously punish my body as the trade off - no exercise, caffeine vs water, take out vs healthier alts + less sleep. Bad habits tough to kick but this isn’t sustainable
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5 days
Turning 26 today 🥳 Life comes at you fast, but a good day to reflect. If you told 18 year old me this was it, he’d never believe it! Never thought this fucking place would be the start of so many friendships. Appreciate you guys, and here’s to more life 🍻
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7 months
Today didn’t stand a chance
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4 months
There’s killings interviews, then theres what I just did. What a feeling
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3 months
I’m an interviewing weapon these days.. one of these have to stick
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5 months
Has become a staple: two chicken sausage, fried rice, and 2 eggs fried in chili oil
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6 months
Investing seems to be going through a similar transition as poker strategy did. If you read Doyle’s Super Systems and then Modern Poker Theory you’d question if they were playing the same game, with both schools of thought calling the other one stupid
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7 months
Just threw 335 through the ceiling for a new PR
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10 months
There was chatters that I couldn’t come back.. elevator going up!
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3 months
In these interviews I often get asked when I was wrong about a stock and why. Is it fair to ask them why their largest position, that they were on CNBC talking about, has been cut in half? And why they were wrong, and where they draw the line in selling?
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3 months
DT is the easiest long in software
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1 year
Moved most of stuff out of NYC and this is an update of my library. If there’s anything you’d recommend I add / something that’s missing please let me know
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10 months
There was chatters that I couldn’t come back.. elevator going up!
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1 year
ThinkPads are so ghetto why doesn’t the keyboard light up
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2 years
I’ve gained 30 pounds since starting the role back in February and it’s time to take control of my body / life back. I’m trying to pick up running and my calves feel like they’re going to tear mid run. Is this going to go away? Do I need to stretch more? Any tips are welcomed
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2 years
Who’s ready for PRED?? Yesterday I bought a bundle from a fellow derp 🔥🔥600 ADA for the fleet. Was this a deal or did I get fucked? @DerpBirdsNFT #derp
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3 months
If you’re forced to rank fundamentals, expectations and valuation - do not say valuation is the most important. I’m so mad at myself I knew better than to say that
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1 year
Software is cool because results don’t matter it’s just expectations, straight vibes
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1 year
How do they do this it
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1 year
I give you all: breakfast
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8 months
I bought his WSP course for buyside modeling and applying it to ESTC by rebuilding from scratch. Will update as I progress & thank u all for playing a role in my development, I really appreciate it
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8 months
Thinking of enrolling in Fundamental Edge’s Academy. $4,500 seems a little steep though anyone have any thoughts on it?
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8 months
Second shot on net in process, same structure. Lot of development over last 8 months let’s get excited
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1 year
Interview on Friday morning w L/S TMT PM. Cleared the hh call yesterday morning and going into office Friday. Anyone know what I can expect? I know I’m getting annoying but we’re almost there. Besides, think about all the alpha I will provide on the other side of the street!
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8 months
PWC vest was this guys choice of attire on Saturday night. Boston down one
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24 days
@rhunterh Whatever your guess is it’s lower
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8 months
Thinking of enrolling in Fundamental Edge’s Academy. $4,500 seems a little steep though anyone have any thoughts on it?
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1 year
@BusterScher Launching that app in that condition was nuts
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20 days
I’ve got a tie on and I’m ready to explain why I want to work in sales 🦅 🐾 ❄️ 🧱 ☁️ 🍃
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11 months
I will never understand this echo chamber that goes on in finance. If differentiated research is so sought after, why if you talk to 10 people you’ll hear the same 10 stories w different dialogue? And is anyone actually doing work to be differentiated? Or is it actually that hard
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1 year
@buccocapital We've identified 100 people on our sales team who have consistently missed expectations.
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2 years
@ZezimaLincoln I didn’t say state school I said state school + investment club. Amazing example of Ivy League alum assuming, ignorant and wrong
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2 months
Re: DDOG/ RPO = Deferred Revs + Backlog, and you strip down to y/y changes, then we can see they added $550M of >1yr bookings in 4Q vs $72M last 4Q. Added similar levels of DR as 1Q22 (before optimizations/macro turned). Lapping easy comps, cloud tailwinds, security call option
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@ConsensusLong Very academic but the incremental buyer doesn’t care and uses leverage
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2 months
@HESaBSG The combination of pay cut, underperformance, and 1 idea a month didn’t feel like a great opportunity
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1 year
The Software FinTwit application is on fire!! We’re on to the next - 30min modeling exam on Wednesday and some personality tests. 30m seems real short, any idea what I can expect? Thanks everyone for the help again, it’s much appreciated
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1 year
I left the interview feeling great. I brought comp sheet and we went down the list of my coverage and had a thoughtful discussion on each name + sw industry. His process is market neutral, product development cycle w 3-9m time horizon. Looking forward to the case study, hopefully
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1 year
11 years since my dad passed away. Surreal how memories fade away and not much you can do about it. Things I didn’t learn until it was too late: nobody wants to be addicted to anything and the addiction does not reflect their love for you. On a good note, pops was a stud!
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1 month
First birdie today.. was a high I haven’t felt in a long time
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Got my first par today
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2 months
“The Datadog pricing model is actually pretty easy. For 500 hosts or less, you just sign over your company and all its assets to them. If > 500 hosts, you need to additionally raise VC money.” Reddit anecdote
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2 years
@BGoat7719 If he was a freshman or even a sophomore sure but senior year cmon guy
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1 year
2017 Levante w/ 34k miles for $33,500. Think I’m gonna pull the trigger w $10k down at 6.5% for 5 years. Thoughts are welcomed and appreciated
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1 year
I’m car shopping and this is horrible. I wish I didn’t know what an interest rate was
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1 year
Interviewing 15 candidates today for our internship class. First time interviewing - any words of wisdom out there?
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6 months
Softwar is so good. I should have fought through the first 2 chapters earlier @lfg_cap @ArdaCapital
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2 months
Presenting my case in 15 minutes
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1 year
Caught up w my friend at Mongo. Not good
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2 months
Crazy how much data you can use for internet companies software kinda sucks
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1 year
I’m pitching long splk, short snow. We’re long value, prem beneficiary, cash flow support. Short high growth, high multiple and levered cloud
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1 year
Interview on Friday morning w L/S TMT PM. Cleared the hh call yesterday morning and going into office Friday. Anyone know what I can expect? I know I’m getting annoying but we’re almost there. Besides, think about all the alpha I will provide on the other side of the street!
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9 months
Sucks starting in infra sw because I had to spend sooooo much time learning what these products do. I can’t even imagine starting w consumer
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1 year
Bullying works and I’m not getting thank u all for your opinions
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2 months
I’m getting golf lessons on Saturday. For a complete beginner, anyone have recs for a set of clubs?
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1 year
Man benching 170 (yeah, do that math) has been on this bench for 40 minutes. I have warmed up, took 275 for a ride around the block and he’s still going
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1 year
People talking about @BucknSF in front of me
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5 months
This is my best work yet: Birria
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8 months
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8 months
DDOG at 10x with this much negativity prob deserves a treat
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1 year
The kid is moving back to Boston. Thought process being, I’ll be around my friends and family for one. And two, trading my finance network development for a tech heavy network will help me understand sw better & help build connections for when I want to go work at a company
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2 months
Twann the Software PE guy? That’s got a ring to it
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2 months
How can SNOW say with a straight face that bookings is not a leading indicator of revenue
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1 year
Common theme I’ve been hearing from checks is the increase scrutiny on renewals. It’s not only net new products needing to demonstrate sufficient ROI, it’s also contracts up for renewal that need to prove their value. Can see it net retention trending down across the industry
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7 months
Finally understanding that buyside is that much faster. Elastic was down ~30% from Oct 1 through year end in 2022. I’m now realizing shares traded off on the thesis that cloud #’s were too high for 24. Now that it’s a consensus view, shares found the bottom and outperformed YTD
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11 months
Alright gross to even type this but: Peak: day one at +$5,400 Trough: 6:00am this morning -$12,00 P/L: -$9,300
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3 months
Good things might come to those who wait, but they certainly come to those who go fucking get them!
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10 months
Turkey doesn’t cut it for smash burgers.. cutting is painful
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6 months
I’m also going to take my Naturalization Test this year and become a US citizen
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1 year
Looking like an all nighter for me gents.. work to poker to work. There is a whale at this game that is punting money. Funny enough he has paid for my vacation!
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3 months
First interview with a CIO this afternoon
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3 months
Just talked to the person that passed over me for a role I applied for. Very nice person. The quality of the applicants they’re getting is insane, but also expensive. I need to compete on price and coachability, which has been rather difficult for picky funds
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7 months
@FinanceInSaaS If you have perfect information I’m sure its great. But when you invest in public markets and the disclosures you get are cherry picked it makes it pretty difficult to die on that hill
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11 months
In other news, two deck blackjack has been a fucking rollercoaster. Plan on playing 5/10 at Bellagio after the cocktail hour through the night before my 6am call w client talking about the alpha I uncovered in the trenches. Will send P/L w peak and trough before red eye tm night
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9 months
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7 months
Recommend
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2 months
Leaning more and more to wanting a generalist role
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1 year
@boutique_banker Ones a good year and ones a really fucking good year
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2 years
@SoullessAnalyst You can teach the kid anything he’s, prob brilliant. Point being is that to come into the industry without a name behind you requires a level of work ethic and commitment that you cannot teach some* kids that come through an Ivy League background
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2 years
I signed up for the CFA
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3 months
My buddy’s telling me about structured notes.. what the hell are these things
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2 years
Elastic might have the most interesting set up this cycle. Stocks really cheap & management yet to acknowledge any weakness. Seems like a good candidate for a takeout. CRWD even? Better Elastic than SUMO or SPLK imo if they’re serious about obs..
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1 year
No bid this time but felt good to get a shot on met. Thanks everyone for the help I learned a lot from a lot of you. Back on the journey to being the axe on infra 🪓
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1 year
The Software FinTwit application is on fire!! We’re on to the next - 30min modeling exam on Wednesday and some personality tests. 30m seems real short, any idea what I can expect? Thanks everyone for the help again, it’s much appreciated
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7 months
How do I work here
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"Anti-Pod"...except it's a...*checks notes*...pod?
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