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Macadamia + Coconut oil; high oleic oil blends for restaurant. The superior ingredient & cooking oil blend. Our mission: destroy linoleic acid globally.

Joined January 2023
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
I just got off the phone with Cargill, the largest private company in North America and one of the top toxic seed oil pushers in the world. My assistant managed to take this clip of me as I ended the call:
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
7 days
Should we partner with @SteaknShake and El Salvador to fix the seed oil problem GLOBALLY? 🤔 @DrJackKruse @stacyherbert https://t.co/iGvbxP40oL
@DeltaClimbs
Delta, Dirac (AKA Pan Guy)
3 years
The transition to high oleic seed oils will come to be seen as the most important health breakthrough of the first half of the 21st century. Let us consider some products that might accelerate that transition. First I will provide context on seed oils and the high oleic variant.
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
16 days
We are giving away free trial bottles? I had no idea! Just saw while browsing the insta. We probably should have done one of those twitter growth hacks where we ask you to "like and RT," but if you use the free sample code, nothing's stopping you from doing so. Just sayin 🤷‍♂️
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
4 months
True That's why we made LoLa Oil Pretty much the opposite of this
@SamaHoole
Sama Hoole
4 months
You're not depressed. It's just that 20% of your diet is made of engine lubricant.
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@Rob1Ham
Rob Hamilton
4 months
It was really good!
@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
4 months
"Busted out the Lola tonight Fantastic!" Glad you like it, @Rob1Ham, the optimized blend of 25% ketone-promoting high-temp, flavorless, coconut oil and 75% macadamia oil will keep your brain sharp, friends & family healthy, and @AnchorWatch code secure.🤝 https://t.co/CDDRpuTVwP
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
4 months
"Busted out the Lola tonight Fantastic!" Glad you like it, @Rob1Ham, the optimized blend of 25% ketone-promoting high-temp, flavorless, coconut oil and 75% macadamia oil will keep your brain sharp, friends & family healthy, and @AnchorWatch code secure.🤝 https://t.co/CDDRpuTVwP
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lolaoil.com
“We’re bringing something to market that’s never really existed before—a liquid oil on par with the healthiest fats. If you care about your health, this
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
7 months
We tried to warn you 🤷‍♂️
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
8 months
"We" have to figure it out? Collectivism is what brought us seed oils. People who tawk brought us seed oils. Non-serious engineers brought us seed oils. Only serious engineers, capable of combining analytical thought with a love for solving problems FOR HUMANS, can fix this
@bigfatsurprise
Nina Teicholz, PhD
8 months
Restaurants report food fried in tallow tastes better and that they would not consider returning to seed oils. Tallow is also far better for health, because it does not oxidize or cause cancer. Now we have to figure out how to make this sustainable.
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
8 months
True
@FarmerBills
Farmer Bill's 🥩
8 months
Seed oils stay in your body for over 680 days Here's how to quicken the detoxification process & protect yourself from the damage of engine lubricant in your body. ((SEED OIL DETOX THREAD))
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
8 months
Remember, everyone is a scammer Most of the people trying to sell anti-seed-oil products are doing so out of a place of fear and scarcity They can do nothing to advance the world, the non serious affinity scammers, they can only slow me down
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
8 months
There's a reason we maxed out the saturated fat within a room temperature liquid oil! SCD1! Look out for better explanations of why this matters on our website in the coming weeks. And shout out to the SCD1 OG, @fire_bottle
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
8 months
Good afternoon, LoLa Oil is live. You can now purchase the world's healthiest pourable, liquid oil. A perfect US-blended mix of 75% macadamia oil with 25% flavorless coconut oil. Beats avocado and olive oil hands down! https://t.co/CDDRpuTnHh
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lolaoil.com
“We’re bringing something to market that’s never really existed before—a liquid oil on par with the healthiest fats. If you care about your health, this
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
8 months
Monday the 31st Mark your calendar and make sure you are following us 👀 The first real shot in the great battle against toxic seed oils Is about to be fired 🚀
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
A lot of people have been asking why we haven't started taking orders yet now that batch 1 is finished. We have the test data on the coconut oil and the macadamia oil so it's basic arithmetic to know blend, but we like to be thorough: only dropping once the blend is tested too!
@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
Huh, so I guess it's not vaporware 👀
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
Remember, the right wing media hates you just as much as the left wing. When it comes to health and diet, just assume everyone is a scammer -- your world is deeply broken, so for now, you have to verify everything yourself.
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
Our new website is live We are going to keep beautiful people feeling energized and looking beautiful But we are also going to end obesity and seed oils everywhere -- because you deserve to only see beautiful people EVERYWHERE you go We're not Masa... https://t.co/CDDRpuTVwP
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lolaoil.com
“We’re bringing something to market that’s never really existed before—a liquid oil on par with the healthiest fats. If you care about your health, this
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
Brian digs through the archives to uncover the unmatched aesthetics from before the world was ravaged with toxic seed oils. At LoLa Oil, we are not just selling a DTC product to upper middle class health conscious Americans, we have a plan to solve this problem at global scale.
@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
9 months
Teenage Girl From 3,400 Years Ago — Discovered in Egtved, Denmark, this Bronze Age teenager lived 3,400 years ago. She was around 16-18 years old, approximately 160 cm (5'3") tall, and wore a short wool skirt with a belt and bronze accessories, suggesting high status. Sun
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@exfatloss
exfatloss🥛
9 months
What dis? Oil with no seeds?
@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
We let our oil bottles play on the merry-go-round before we ship them out Happy bottles 🤝 healthy oil
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
Bottled and tested in USA. 🇺🇸💪
@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
Huh, so I guess it's not vaporware 👀
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@LoLaOil_
LoLa Oil
9 months
We let our oil bottles play on the merry-go-round before we ship them out Happy bottles 🤝 healthy oil
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