Lily in the City
@LilyArtemisTO
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21 | 🇨🇦 | @UofT | YIMBY | @MoreNeighbours | Toronto nationalist | Tax Land | Liberal-tarian | Weaponizing Autism | Alt/Backup: @lilyartemis_alt
South of Bloor
Joined August 2017
This might be unironically the coolest thing I have ever seen
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> $350 million ballroom > Food stamps potentially ending in a week
Trump on ballroom: Actually we raised 350 million dollars Reporter: How much are you donating? Trump: I won’t be able to tell you until we finish. I’ll donate whatever is needed.
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I should have just tried to walk in with no ticket and sit on my dad’s lap like I’m 5 again
MY DAD'S FRIEND HAS A FRIEND WHO USED TO WORK FOR STEINBRENNER BACK IN THE '00s (now she works for Apple in Cupertino) AND SHE GOT SOMEONE WORKING FOR THE COMMISSIONER TO GET HIM TICKETS THEY'RE BEHIND THE HOME PLATE AND THEY'RE COMPED AND HIS FRIEND GETS THE SECOND ONE NOT ME
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There is a McDonalds located at Queen & Spadina that has exclusive menu items after dark. Sometimes players even stop by here after games, the best time to go is usually around 1am
@BenVerlander What are 3 things everyone should do in Toronto?
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Toronto is great but Toronto people that do the performative “the city is gross/crime ridden/transit sucks” posting should be mass evicted from their homes and forced to live 3 years of permanent February weather riding the bus to and from Stittsville every day.
Toronto clean AF
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Tamam. Shud.
I'M GONNA CUM
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I love this energy but part of me worries Ohtani will just go joker mode eventually and singlehandedly carry 4 straight games ...if he can understand the chant
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I know what homicide statistics are being reported, the ones at the fucking Skydome that's what
If New York does not report homicides anywhere, then how do we have New York homicide statistics? This is participation in an FBI tracking system. It doesn’t mean they don’t release homicide stats
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THIS IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE THIS IS A WAR CRIME A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL WAR CRIME
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THERE IS NO GOD BUT THE BLUE JAYS ADDISON BARGER IS THE MESSENGER OF THE BLUE JAYS AND I TESTIFY THAT
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CLUUUUUUTCH
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