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Name: Cordon | Possibly ZooTed | Mostly Posts About Tacos | Sometimes Serious | Sometimes Not Serious | Houston | Huntington Beach | 🌮😁
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If it's not about tacos...
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BREAKING:
DNC dropping Harry J. Sisson as Gen Z 'influencer' describing him as being 'ineffective'.
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@DmmRaelora9
Yay. I get to see all your posts now! And comment on them!
The DE! hire that does the pressers called it the Francis Scott KING bridge lol
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@wendyp4545
I seem to be commenting a lot on your posts the past couple of days.
My take is, people need to understand that when there is a disaster, nobody is coming to help you. People can donate millions and millions of dollars, but where does it go? I learned this going through Harvey.
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Looking at a few big accounts and then cruising through the comments is quite interesting.
Rarely reply to followers UNLESS you are a celeb, more Twitter famous than OP, or the same "bestie" over and over again. Almost Zero interactions with anyone else. Notice that?
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@TuckerPoodleMA
Did yours come with an expiry date? Last time I bought some, it was expiring in 8 months. Imagine something forming 80 quadrillion years ago and I'm the lucky fvck that gets it on the final 8 months of shelf life. 🌮😕
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@wendyp4545
There's a couple of people I know on Twitter searching for FEMAs spiderwebs.
And to think 3 decades or so ago, we - us conspiracy theory nuts - were ridiculed that FEMA was anything but "safe" aaaaand FEMA camps.
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If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.
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I'll try this again since apparently a phone home was indeed needed.
What say you
@vileTexan
???
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@Jules31415
You got quoted on fox news...
"Biden arrived in Georgia to participate in a campaign event, and his motorcade drove through deep blue Atlanta. Nobody cared," one X user named Julia posted.
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I'm 5 followers from 1100.
I interact regularly with around 30. 1000 I have never seen a tweet, a like, a GIF, a reply....
Where are those people?!
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@JoeTalkShow
@GeraldoRivera
I always thought "e-Verify" was mandatory.
Perfect response, Joe.
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People add you on Twitter and don't tweet anything. Don't like anything. Don't share anything. They just sit there watching like some perv in a van...😁
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How many of you believe that if we had a zombie apocalypse right now, there would be people identifying as zombie rights activists?
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If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
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How did we survive? I remember we never put our sack lunches in the fridge when we were at school and I often times had egg salad sammiches and chicken salad sammiches and...I never got salmonella. Did you?
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🚨🚨BREAKING:
They found the body of the missing 11 year old Audrii in the Trinty River.
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@Real___iTamara
I made a faraday box. I just don't want to hear it. But, I got a big bag of popcorn and an iron skillet to watch the democrats "change" and if the zombies get too close, the whack a doodle with the skillet makes a funny noise. "Phwangggggg"!!!
<the end>
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@playteaux
So no one is going to comment about the urinal in the bathroom?!
That's a first for me in a house.
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Dammit that's a lot of terrorists in Delaware!
Protesters are marching toward Biden's Delaware home as he is set to return for another vacation as they accuse him of genocide.
"President Biden, you can't hide! We charge you with genocide!" they can be heard chanting.
Now, he can enjoy his creation.
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@slpapillon
@davidhogg111
Yes. Need to seriously ban that new war weapon called "Double Death" DD-214 an AR style war gun with detachable flame broiler discharge release.
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Is this a weird flex?
I have never seen Game of Thrones. Not a single episode.
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My neighbours just got back and they are fighting. It sucks that I missed the beginning so I know who's side I'm on.
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I just adulted. I turned the dryer back on so the clothes won't wrinkle.
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@GuntherEagleman
Seems to me these "parades of recent graduates" coincide with the conclusion of initial FBI training camps based on the length of time between each one.
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If this post gets more than 8 likes, I'll drink a cup of coffee.
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@KHOU
The killer will end up with a plea deal of 30 days probation and will have to write 100 times "I will not kill anyone else".
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Everytime I see Jack Smith's photo, I can't help but think it's Hunter Biden after a 3-week crack binge.
Anybody else?
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Need a little push. I am 81 Million Followers away from 81 Million Followers.
😁🐧🌮
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Wait. So "The View" is not being renewed next year because there is no audience left?
So no more making fun if them?!
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Ok. Ladies, pick your perfect guy. You got $20.
- Loyal $8557
- Intelligent $5353
- Handsome $97877
- Annoying $15
- Me $5
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I'm trapped and it might take until Friday at 1700 to get unstuck....
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Whyyyy does Joel Olsteen say to fix the churches problems to give him money? But to fix your problems, Joel tells you to pray harder? Why is that?!
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@oldwomaninwoods
@visegrad24
The tide pod eating generation is a lost cause. One of the college students arrested yesterday for tearing down missing israeli flyers said "people can't just own bldgs" was totally cornfused about the arrest. Baffling.
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@DeltaDawn0317
@MayoIsSpicyy
Im still thinking the mayo isn't spicy. Its spoiled from sitting in the sun.
Hahahahahahaaa'aa!!!
😆 🌮
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@DawnCathell7777
@ChrisDJackson
They play soothing make believe tweets to calm their terrified selves.
They are terrified about Trump.
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So does Ken Paxton return to work Monday morning and when he does, do you think certain Biden admin and other pedocrats are needing diapers?
Paxton War Party gearing up.
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Merry Christmas to everyone out there who managed to endure all of my antics. I love each and every one of you.
And to
@CSomerton
my pretend Twitter girlfriend or Twitter crush or the......anyways. Where was I going with this?
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Remember being a kid and bedtime was usually like 830PM? And thinking you couldn't wait to adult so you could go to bed when you want?
Turns out it has always bean 830PM that you want to go to bed.
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What subject did you pass no matter if you studied or not?
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Me: Recess and Lunch.
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
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The Wok. Dun dun duuunnnn!
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Anyone else find it kind of hilarious and satisfying to read tweets from people who once carried signs advocating for "sanctuary cities" and "migrants" until they actually came to their streets? Now they are upset and protesting what they protested for initially?!
Pedocrats.
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Hey guys, if you ever find yourself losing an argument with your wife or girlfriend, just start undressing in front of them. Instincts will take over and she will develop a headache and go to sleep.
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Anyone ever wish they could go back to a certain age and start over? I want to go back to when I was 14 and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
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I see things like the lawlessness that Fani has done,
I watch the comedy of horrors and corruption Tiffany Heynard pulls,
Yet I see a 0600 FBI raid on a pastors house for holding a sign in front of planned parenthood,
And I think to myself, I'm supposed to respect the law?
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@OfficialComent
Daim! That girl in the white halter top went UFC on that other chick!
This has
@SteveInmanUIC
commentary written all over it! Lol
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My acct got locked and suspended because of a tweet they grabbed that said I promoted people to self harm. You know the tweet was? Not kidding.
Lol... <------That right there
They said it was a mistake so whatevs. Lost a full FunTimeZoo of a day.
Didja miss me?
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My mom just had my younger sister and her boyfriend stand at the edge for the Christmas picture. Then she had him stand in the very very end. Without skipping a beat, mom said to everybody "it will be easier to crop him out when they break up."
I can't stop laughing.
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I just fell in love with some new tacos!!!
CHEESECAKE Tacos!!!!!!
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My fave video. Like
@Alphafox78
is with the
#TMFINR
girl, this girl is a keeper in my book. I have never met a girl who knew what she wanted to eat before. Ever.
#wingstopgirl
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Seeing Ilhan Omar tweet out "wishing all our Jewish friends a happy Passover" is an insult to me and I'm not even Jewish!
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@NYBadAss1141SF
One of your bad arse Marines...
RESPECT!
In 2017, retired Marine staff sergeant Jose Sanchez, who lost part of his left leg in Afghanistan, ran the entire Boston Marathon carrying an American flag!
Thank you for your service
This is America I love 🇺🇸
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Nobodies more stubborn than an iPhone user that refuses to switch to android.
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This afternoon I tried building a website for women's driving.
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It kept crashing.
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Does anyone play the old game called "Do I pee before bed or can I hold it"?
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Kidding or not, this is just Elitist trash that has no place on here.
This is Ash feeling too big to fail, thumbing her nose at others who aren't fortunate enough to have Elon respond to them on issues in seconds and fixing whatever moments later.
Ash is no longer a fave.
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Has the White House given an update on the terrorist attack on the Canadian border yet? Has Biden bean summoned into the situation room?
No breaking in to regular programming to let others know?
This is why they want to take Twitter/X away. Makes them look bad.
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You can tell that America is out of shape. We used to March. Now we just Occupy.
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