Emily Faith Johnson
@LifeMoreSweet
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Graphic designer, illustrator, writer, jane-of-all-trades, fan of the Bard's immortal verse. Illustrator of the LIAM KINGBIRD'S KINGDOM series (Capstone 2023)
Wisconsin, USA
Joined April 2016
My dad was all about ๐Christmas magic๐ to the point where he sang Christmas songs all year round. ๐ He loved, loved, loved Christmas. I miss him all the time, but especially this time of year.
I feel like dads not caring about ๐Christmas magic๐ is a new phenomenon bc it was always the dads showing off with Christmas lights and picking the perfect tree to chop down. Using Clark Griswold as a caricature of what dads used to be even though I donโt like him
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My puppy, when I try to teach her to give me the ball so I can throw it for her again:
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Is there anything more relaxing than holding a sleepy puppy in your arms? And is there anything more startling that having that same puppy suddenly become a piranha intent on devouring your hoodie strings?
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I officially have the world's cutest puppy, she was outside in her first snowfall and was catching snowflakes in her mouth ๐๐ญ๐
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Just overheard someone reading an AI's suggestions for creative Dad nicknames... most notably, "Sparky" and "Tater Tot"
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Prepare for lots of puppy content in the following weeks. You have been warned. (Her name is Ellie May!)
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This is who runs this account
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Overheard: "I added up the time it took to embroider this bookmark and applied my current hourly rate at my day job, which means this is a $200 bookmark and that's why you can't make a living with crafts"
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Eat your veggies, my dear Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
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OK, I think my tweets are just going off into the void. Time for something controversial. Fruit desserts are inferior to chocolate desserts
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Just spent ten minutes scrubbing green house paint off of my hands and that's probably as close as I'll ever come to the experience of playing Elphaba on Broadway ๐
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There is a nonzero possibility that there will be a new puppy in this house in just two weeks ๐คฉ
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Just realized the book Belle's reading at the beginning of "Beauty and the Beast" has some pretty glaring pacing issues. The heroine meets Prince Charming and doesn't discover that it's him till Chapter 3 but that feels more like a midpoint plot beat to me, tbh #writingcommunity
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When you see an awesome sale price on a theology textbook and then realize it's for the Kindle edition
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Me, after one hour of jury selection:
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