Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
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Mech Engineer. Gamer. The Citadel. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer
Joined October 2014
Boarding an American Airline flight:. Gate Agent: I need you to consolidate your fanny pack into your backpack. Can’t have both. Me: my what?. GA: what’s that under your shirt?. Me: it’s a fucking colostomy bag. You want to see?. GA: … uh. Have a nice flight. On reflection,.
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Thank you, Larry! See You Next Tuesday!.
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I have a better way to manage this situation. Oddly enough, it was made in Germany, but it’s not a towel.
Doctors in Germany are being trained to prevent stabbings from migrants using towel slapping techniques…
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I once called my at-that-time-soon-to-be-ex-wife from the terminal at NAS Gitmo to tell her I'd "hopped a plane to Cuba and I'll see you when I see you.".
I once called my new bride from a Frigate in the middle of the Red Sea during Desert Storm using MARS just to say I loved her.
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RT @heatloss1986: Hello followers, I know what he's talking about and it is a good idea. Let him know if any of you are in a position to he….
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I believe this is what they used to call a "hermaphrodite.". Everything old is new again.
In China, a truly new tank has been developed that meets modern battlefield realities. The abandonment of a turret layout in favor of four guns mounted in casemates along the sides addresses the demands of the modern "transparent" battlefield, where threats can emerge from any
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Happy Birthday, Larry!.
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RT @SCShipyards: Remind me what the Soviets did to the Aral. well, "Sea" is the wrong term for it any more, isn't it? .
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RT @WarMonitorClips: Rare Footage 🚨 . USS Alaska saves USS Intrepid at the last second , 1945.
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RT @Jringo1508: @GBNT1952 Snake: Boil, roast or fry?. Why don't Green Berets sell cookies? It seems like a cheat. If the C130 is going one….
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RT @TerminalLance: I asked ChatGPT to make me a picture of an average day in the Marine Corps 😩
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Never quitting this hellsite.
@the_engi_nerd . I hate that this made me think about it. Ok here we go. If you had the filters set to detect the speed threshold of the dog shit and threw it high enough yes. But, it's short flight time would probably make it impossible to engage. I hate myself for this.
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Guys will see this and be all like hell yeah. (unless they're, like, Portuguese or something.).
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