My perpetual state of being:

I've lost years of my life to two-factor authentification

Oklahoma’s power grid operator got federal approval to essentially fast-track “large load” customers, aka AI data centers.

Is @OklahomaParks accepting applications for tiny park rangers? If so, Jack would like to apply. He is also wondering which Oklahoma State Park he should visit first.

Where can this tiny park ranger submit an early application, @NatlParkService? Also, any recommendations on where his first National Park trip should be?

https://t.co/AoZqChZuxK

The Pop-Tarts Bowl seeing they can incorporate mythical creatures next year

Now these are sweet 🎶

Feels like a good day to sacrifice a few giant Pop-Tarts to the gods.

Tonight, we remember Strawberry’s ascension in the very first @PopTartsBowl . Truly, dreams really do come true. Who will join Strawberry and Frosted Cinnamon Roll tomorrow?

A Pop-Tarts trophy mishap this morning.

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!

Current probability of setting a new record high on Christmas Day: OKC: 88% Lawton: 91% Wichita Falls: 83%

BREAKING: The Utah Jazz have selected Chet Holmgren as their new Pope.

There are only two people on earth that can get me to watch television

How it feels to work past 4pm now

Who let this dog out? 😤

Rumors are swirling

Christian McCaffrey and Bijan Robinson fantasy owners rn

Guillermo del Toro says “I’d rather die” than use generative AI “My concern is not artificial intelligence, but natural stupidity. I think that's what drives most of the world's worst features” (Source: https://t.co/oWAHxOGBip)