Lazy Profile Banner
Lazy Profile
Lazy

@LazyJam

Followers
4,725
Following
854
Media
9,172
Statuses
72,922

😎

Essex
Joined February 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 years
Dad’s taking the divorce well…
2K
25K
316K
@LazyJam
Lazy
4 months
Can we stop making thick people famous please
@IfnBoxing
IFN
4 months
‼️ Beavo responds to Luke Littler as Luke showed interest in boxing him 🥊🗣️
352
19
633
141
261
12K
@LazyJam
Lazy
4 months
Tuesday
112
1K
9K
@LazyJam
Lazy
5 months
Genuinely is the worst dinner I’ve seen in my whole entire fucking life
@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
5 months
Dinner time in the Skinner house! And I’ve cooked a lovely bit of rainbow trout cooked in garlic lemon & butter for everyone! The baby twins are trying it tonight for the 1st run. Fingers crossed they love it as much as I do! Bosh❤️
Tweet media one
825
41
1K
184
204
9K
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 months
The Euro 2024 anthem has landed
297
328
7K
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 months
She couldn’t have timed that any better
38
443
6K
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@mrjakehumphrey Just off to sell my Porsche, thanks gents
11
33
5K
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Tweet media one
7
30
5K
@LazyJam
Lazy
26 days
@unkonfined
Unkonfined
26 days
Apart from hello, how do you answer phone calls?
3K
311
3K
33
311
5K
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 years
Without fail.
Tweet media one
19
620
5K
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@HarryHamishGray All good when you don’t ride your bike like a bell end
12
16
4K
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 months
Tweet media one
235
259
4K
@LazyJam
Lazy
7 months
45
283
4K
@LazyJam
Lazy
4 months
Englands attack V defence
Tweet media one
@England
England
4 months
Tweet media one
2K
6K
39K
24
131
4K
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 years
Monday.
123
469
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 years
Tuesday.
132
286
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Me when I go into the office and someone asks for help when I’m on my lunch:
153
301
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
@BleuCapone 😭😭😭
11
268
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@Global_Mil_Info PUBG in real life
9
53
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
@nellarose Nella when she gets out of the jungle and starts reading her notifications:
5
81
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
@SkyNews Mad that it was ever in place to start with
10
10
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
@BBCNews Going to start a petition to bring back bullying
13
42
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 years
Molly-Mae after doing 3 Instagram posts and going for a Nando’s :
32
274
3K
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
@Conservatives ‘Lol this is unreal lads we should defo post it’
3
8
2K
@LazyJam
Lazy
7 months
10
93
2K
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Australia is fucking nuts 😂😂😂
64
287
2K
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
@luxcurv Absolutely slaps on mute this 🔥🔥🔥
3
11
1K
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
@destroynectar
sea✰
9 months
what’s the most out of pocket south park moment?
391
587
12K
8
194
1K
@LazyJam
Lazy
7 months
@AFCAjax @JHenderson What a goal that is 😮‍💨
0
1
1K
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
Tweet media one
3
5
1K
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
@mrjakehumphrey You wrote that pal, pack it in
5
4
1K
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@HappyPunch @arielhelwani Dillon taking L’s like
Tweet media one
2
5
1K
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 months
Bloke is loving life Fuck em
20
18
936
@LazyJam
Lazy
5 months
@mattletiss7 What are you waffling on about mate?
17
0
876
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@iamtomskinner Good gear?
1
5
862
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
Brilliant 😂😂😂
26
151
846
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 years
Tweet media one
3
6
789
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Kid: ‘Dad, were Brannigans Beef & Mustard crisps really that good?!’ Me:
63
150
697
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@AOCpressTwo Sometimes you can’t tell what’s a parody account and not these days
9
5
675
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
@CrimeLdn Killed a man and will be out in 2 years.. Shambles
7
14
622
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 months
Tweet media one
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
2 months
What does the UK need most right now?
Tweet media one
4K
93
2K
28
39
625
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
@samuel_leeds What a helmet
2
0
604
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@SkyNews Who would have thought not being able to get a GP’s appointment would lead to a rise in people going to A&E? Shocked
7
11
609
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@SkyNews First sensible thing I’ve heard this bloke say
18
7
594
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@NormanBrennan As long as they aren’t streaming premier league games though 👍
5
16
565
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Played a blinder there, fair play
11
33
575
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
4
5
568
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@CrimeLdn @thestreetblogs Supporting shoplifting, super
3
8
530
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
@SkyNews Raise the price of the bills that the people can’t pay in the first place, makes sense
1
8
524
@LazyJam
Lazy
7 years
@SofieHagen It’s absolutely fine to be fat, no one really gives a shit - if you want to be fat that’s your choice. Don’t be faux outraged though when people point out that being fat does actually have health risks attached to it. Be fat but don’t cry when you are told it’s not good for you
6
32
434
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
@FrancesW05 How much for the lot? Asking for a friend.
21
2
441
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
@CrimeLdn Get more for streaming premier league games ffs
4
6
454
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
The correct answer:
Tweet media one
@YNWAlfcnews_
RedOrDead!🔴
1 year
Best crisps of all time? 👀
119
4
23
64
22
428
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
Tweet media one
4
3
428
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
We have a winner
17
62
369
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
1
3
360
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
@league1and2 Bugle got these 7 stone lads thinking they can take on the world 😂😂😂
7
0
363
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
2
13
347
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
‘Spiked’
2
22
337
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@BBCNews What, and do nothing about that either?
0
2
331
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
@MaxRosner7 @SouthernLeague1 Looks like he got the ball tbf
0
0
332
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
@FriedgeHNIC Christmas gunna be awkward at the Bedard household 😂😂😂
5
2
321
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
Someone down the road has had a skip delivered which means we have all had a skip delivered
17
13
303
@LazyJam
Lazy
8 months
‘You can smell their obesity’ 😂😂😂😂
32
26
298
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
0
1
275
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Tweet media one
1
1
265
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 months
New iPhone due out soon and my old one suddenly starts running like a heap of shit
Tweet media one
19
18
268
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
0
8
268
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
Wonder if anyone got this on video?
60
16
263
@LazyJam
Lazy
9 months
See a boozer near mine has got a defib attached to the outside of it now so they can bring you back to life after telling you it’s 7 quid a pint
10
16
256
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
@OwenJones84 You quitting means they are probably heading in the right direction pal
12
3
253
@LazyJam
Lazy
8 months
@WayneGb88 Good stuff, Sikhs are a great bunch of lads
4
2
241
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
@MatthewStadlen Pack it in mate, you are properly doing everyone’s head in
8
0
220
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@SkyNews Haven’t they suffered enough?!
5
3
225
@LazyJam
Lazy
7 months
6
0
226
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
She’s got the heating on full whack but opened a couple of windows to ‘let some air through’
27
9
218
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
U wat m8?
29
38
218
@LazyJam
Lazy
7 months
Tweet media one
1
5
220
@LazyJam
Lazy
6 months
1
11
215
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
4
1
216
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 month
@Rave_Joker Just speak to people in the rave mate, mad concept I know
3
3
213
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Tweet media one
1
2
210
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
Tweet media one
9
10
208
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 years
@JujuliaGrace Poor kid won’t have a birthday party because of ma’s dedication to the grift.
2
2
188
@LazyJam
Lazy
1 year
Accurate
21
18
199
@LazyJam
Lazy
11 months
@SkyNews Bloke opens bank account 🤷🏻‍♂️
6
0
200
@LazyJam
Lazy
5 months
Tweet media one
2
1
195
@LazyJam
Lazy
10 months
1
2
201
@LazyJam
Lazy
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph So two thirds aren’t considering them?
2
2
170
@LazyJam
Lazy
2 years
Health & Safety
23
45
188
@LazyJam
Lazy
4 months
😭😭😭
18
21
194
@LazyJam
Lazy
8 months
Actually just read through the thread, people having full on rows over socks Socks..
6
1
190