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@hoesluvzaheer
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tomorrow.
can we please start a support group for procrastinators?.
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having zero health problems is a luxury that people don’t think is a luxury.
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imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives!>>>>>.
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“hey did you ask yet”. me: no, my mom is in a bad mood.
what do you remember most from your childhood ?!?.
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i think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music frfr.
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no one declines incoming call faster than a 3 years old kid watching youtube 😭.
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finally getting an item you’ve been eyeing & deleting the screenshot from your phone!>>>.
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being able to afford all you want without bothering anyone is a huge win for real….
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having no water is actually worse than having no electricity in your apartment fr.
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going to school in a bad mood but after a few minutes you just realize that you’re already laughing because of your friends. i miss that fr.
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invest in your room, that place is really your sanctuary frfr>>>>.
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seeing your younger siblings get older is crazyyy… like, i remember putting you to bed😭.
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traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term fr😂.
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“you look like ur mother” is a top tier compliment frfr>>>>>>>>>.
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if he loves me, he will text!.she thought!!.he thought the same!!!.….THE END😂.
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do u ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when u first heard it:).
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i can’t afford to fail because the lifestyle i want for myself is really really really expensive !!!.
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that “no class or work tomorrow” sleep actually hits different ngl😭>>>.
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the older you get the more you realize your mom is your best friend in life >>.
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our social media names explains why our parents don’t let us name ourselves frfr😭.
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adulthood will turn gmail into part of your social media routine fr😂.
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that 5 seconds dance of your thumb when you’re not sure of how to reply a text😭>>>>.
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having a friend who can bargain at the market for you is priceless😂 !>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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you post a nice picture and all of a sudden people wanna know how you been.
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when your parents are on call and they ask you for a pen… bro, that pressure is unreal istg😭.
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having flashbacks of naughty things while praying is actually the devils work 😭.
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pretending to look aside when someone is typing their password so you don’t look like a thief😭>>>>.
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i like conversation about reaching goals and getting money>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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“you can come if you want to” nah don’t worry, im loved at home😂.
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one thing that keeps you going no matter what:.
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anyone who connects you to make money is automatically family, that shit is rare!!>>>.
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i paused my music to play your voice note, don’t ever question my loyalty.
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dating a woman that gives you peace is better than being with a woman with big bumbum fr😂.
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turning friendship to relationship is a very dangerous game to play 😭<<<<<<<.
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that girl with over 200k snapscore is not the love of your life bro…. trust me.
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another form of madness is hiding the face of your partner that we didn't ask you to post.
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nobody live lowkey life reach devil from genesis to revelation e no talk anything but e get doings😂.
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we are the generation that loves sleeping but can never sleep on time😂.
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as you erase my username so….na so god go erase you from this earth🙏🏻.
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so obsessed w the idea of upgrading my life & bettering myself… this have to be the year man🙏🏽.
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getting into a relationship when you’re broke is lowkey self-harm… you’ll regret it😂.
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daddy not assured.
What’s the full meaning of DNA ?.
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women will get mad at you and find a relatable post or meme within 3 seconds… what a talent!>>>😂.
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throwback to 2017 when everyone was vibing to “despacito & shape of you” and living their best life :).
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this year, when one door closes…i go follow window!! i no dey wait for another door to open😭.
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walking out of a store without buying anything 😭.
what feels illegal, but isn’t ?.
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make a lot of money, not just for luxury, but for control….a man with money bows to nobody🧏🏽.
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some of us are meant to get money and be single for life and that’s totally fine🙂↕️.
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maturing is realizing you don't need to text everyday to maintain a healthy relationship.
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the mentality of selling your properties when you’re under pressure <<<<<<<!.
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lord they’re down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price😩.
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i always prefer working for my own shit cos there’s no fun in begging frfr.
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mirror selfie are proof that no one can click your photo better than you do frfr>>>>>.
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stop imagine your future with every person you’re attracted to…they’ll also leave!!.
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“we no fit pay for time, why we come dey rush” - felt it when wizkid said this🫡.
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i want to be rich, so rich that i don’t have to bargain nomore👏🏻.
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“i don’t understand” someone that totally understands everything buh giving you a chance to correct yourself😭.
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i know we make mistakes but a bleaching partner??? nahhh don’t make that mistake please😭.
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you will keep on buying handkerchief & holy water for 10k from pastors since you’ve refuse to know god the right way🤣.
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noticed how life hasn’t gotten any better since the last pandemic. missed the good times fr!!!.
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hustler to hustler: don’t stop when you’re tired, stop when you’re done …there’s a lot to bag🧏🏾♂️.
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bundle of moneyyyyyyyy💸💰💸>>>>.
what smells so good buh isn’t perfume?.
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i know things are hard but why are you billing me bag of rice?😭.
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wished i was an adult😭.
what’s the dumbest thing you did as a kid?.
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the sibling urge to say “that’s you” when an ugly character comes on the tv 😂.
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everyone deserves love except me, i deserve money a lot of it>>>>>.
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being a procrastinator with a violent fear of a failure is a crazy combo ngl.
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too young for the adults, too old to be chilling with the kids. i just sit.
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yeah, but we don’t talk anymore.
You ever taste something so good you never wanna stop eating?.
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leaving.
what’s your favorite high school memory?.
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i screenshot stuff & never look at it again then wonder why I got no storage.
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