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@FatheadClom
Love how you openly use a pedo-meter, I won’t ask what the symbols mean but I’m sure it shows how much kiddy fiddling you’ve been doing
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A Labour government
What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible?
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I love her to bits, but when she’s had a couple of drinks (and I haven’t) I find her intensely irritating
Is this normal for a wife?
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They’ve gone and put cheese on
@RyanR2021
order again ffs he’s warned them so many times
Man in his 40s is fighting for life after 'setting himself on fire' outside McDonald's
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1 negative comment = 1 jealous
Mention a lack of eggs = 1 paedophile
Mention hash browns = 1 Tory
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@northumbriapol
Trans ‘women’ are men and Hamas need to be obliterated
You enable terrorist and perverts by aggressively questioning a 12 year old boy who dislikes both
Go catch burglars you self serving twats
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It all looks lovely until Jake finds someone there supplying cocaine…
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Missus has taken the little un away for the night with her mates… going to watch stargate SG1, build a bit of Lego (not that one!) and play football manager - with marijuana, Chicago town pizza and craft beer
What. A. Day
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Amazon bastards have smashed my front fence in and now I’ve got to get written quotes and submit a claim - so my house looks shit for fucking months
Honestly might top myself instead of dealing with this
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@__SVS2
@BlueWolf_09
“seeing things they’ll never see”
Is it abject poverty, dirty drinking water and rats?
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Best beer I’ve seen tonight 6.5% - infinitely superior in every way to the green bottle shite poor people drink
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FatGary going for a grubby pint and a grim pie while I’m having an exec lunch in the best city in England
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“Hi my name is Jake
I’m 34, homeless, jobless, overweight and divorced
I fled the country and moved to Norway after becoming a convicted sex offender, and live in my nan’s loft
Now listen to my opinions on where England is going wrong and what we should do about it”
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Fucking Lucy Ward on commentary for the Villa game absolutely sick to the back teeth of it - 90 minutes of inane drivel and repeated stereotypes from someone who has no place near the men’s game
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@LegalGengar
You’re doing God’s work, this is amazing - I’m laughing and shocked and appalled in equal measure
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This is Sean, he likes to White Knight
His TL is a 50/50 mix of perving on women and inspirational quotes
Sean is a dangerous man, he simps for any of the “wine o’clock” crew hoping the would let him squeeze one of their saggy old tits
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Very sad news I’m hearing about Adrian coming off his quad last night, good to hear he’s recovering well and back out doing what he loves best
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She’s slurring her words again ffs, and trying to hide it by speaking at half her normal speed… fucking idiot I hope she just goes to bed
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2024 is already shite… my arse is pulsating I genuinely think I’m holding in a prolapse
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They’re all like this, every single one of them will crush your dreams and take away all he things you love to do - just so you can put up shelves and walk around Dunelm with them on weekends
Rory’s now ex-wife allegedly wasn’t happy with how Rory golfed all the time.
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Exactly what the guy with the AirPods did
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Brendan wants you to honour his wife’s memory by voting…
Shame he couldn’t keep his hands off other women while she was still alive
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Well well well… lamb dinner and none of that sous vide nonsense Fenners serves up every fucking day
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As Jake is commenting on other peoples looks it’s probably worth reminding ourselves what he looks like
Jesus Christ I know Gullis acts like a chimp but his mate there is a genuine Orangutan
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This is a massive lie 😭 nobody is refusing to accept phine appointments
Not seen a lie this bad for RTs since Jack Monroe said she melted down soap to make shower gel
So I witnessed my gp surgery turn away an elderly lady, because she has no internet and no device to use the app used by the practice to make an appointment. Because they have now made it so they can't give appointments by phone or at the desk.
😡
I'm changing surgery.
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Keep mocking him, keep calling him a racist… arguably one of the most significant political figures of the last 50 years - he forced a referendum when he scared the Tories with UKIP
He will force them to go to the right after this GE and I’m all for it
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage is set to win Clacton with the biggest swing in modern electoral history, winning 42% of the vote
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I fucking hate Mother’s Day in this house, I swear she does no household chores all week and saves them up for today so she can moan and say sarcastically that she’s had a great day
Why are women so horrible and miserable?
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“I’m an elite athlete Fenners”
@D_Fens_Ghost
@PrinceHal69
I’m up and had breakfast and going to the gym shortly. I’m an elite athlete Fenners.
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The fucking state of Jake
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Missus has gone out so going to watch beheading videos, cartel punishment videos, and blacks fighting in America on Telegram
No wanking, as it’s not good for mental health
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Lord Flashshart shown his arse by the LeTissier brass
Mr “I live on a private road” when in fact it’s not, given it has double yellows on it 😂
The most insufferable cunt on here since the one who’s missus turned out to be a prostitute he was clearly hiring
@PrinceHal69
@WheresWilly8
@graing116
I don’t know what it is with this blocking shite half of you seem to be up to. No. Don’t tell me ‘ He started it’ or ‘A big boy did it then ran away’
In other news I found this. Well the studio account did because I’m blocked.
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“Lads you do realise that being bald and divorced are so low on the shit things that have ever happened me list that I can barely see them, right?”
Lads you do realise that being bald and divorced are so low on the shit things that have ever happened me list that I can barely see them, right?
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@Total_Villa
@GiveMeSport
Much prefer us to be signing the right back Santos - he was excellent against us over two legs
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Smashed hash browns, sausages like a weightlifters penis, TOAST, beans running into bacon
No eggs, No mushrooms, No tinned tomatoes because not poverty
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A lot of Jakes tweets are fairly good, sometimes I even laugh at them - but I refuse to give him credit by liking or sharing because he’s fat and greasy
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Great to hear than Jake’s mom now only has one cancerous growth left in her life
Just heard from my mum she’s officially finished all her cancer treatments now. Over the moon.
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Right Ade is now tweeting to himself I’m logging off this place is fucking shite and it’s getting worse
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Has Indian for my lunch today - fish pakora and an Indian burrito-style wrap
Guts are in bits and I’m about to drink unfiltered beer
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Would love to get pissed with Liz
At the
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Looking forward to joining
@MatthewStadlen
for All Talk tomorrow at 1.30pm at
@ThePleasance
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@IainDale
- get well soon 💐
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