LaLo
@LauraLocklear
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and we’ll all float on okay
Chattanooga | Nashville
Joined August 2011
My husband and I realizing that neither of us wants to cook or clean up from dinner and we both want the same kind of take out.
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This is funny but Trisha Paytas is legally barred from running for Congress. The Constitution prevents foreign nobility from serving and her daughter is Queen Elizabeth II
The latest in CA politics: Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) is mulling a run for Congress. Lives in Westlake Village so would put her on a collision course with @JuliaBrownley unless she’s an over into @BradSherman’s district. Locally, her assembly district is open this year.
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the bad reviews in question
Hudson Williams worked at The Old Spaghetti Factory before playing Shane Hollander 🥹 #FallonTonight #HudsonOnFallon #HeatedRivalry
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"Daughters are expendable when lineage is at stake, but indispensable when labor is required" is a BAR
A couple in India has ten daughters and keeps trying until finally the eleventh child is a son. That’s how much daughters are valued. But when parents are old, sick, and need round-the-clock care, suddenly daughters are “naturally more nurturing.” Daughters are expendable when
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One of the vaccines being DROPPED from the CDC schedule is for meningitis MENINGITIS One of THE most horrific, deadly infections you wouid ever have the misfortune to see It can -and does - kill kids within hours Dropped To satisfy anti vaccine fantasies. Sick.
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
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Toys "R" Us and Chuck E. Cheese were both bought by private equity, sold for parts, and bankrupted. The reason why the country you grew up in no longer exists is unfettered greed by the ultra wealthy
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I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.
Cynthia Erivo is expected to miss this year’s Golden Globes as she will be working on her one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where she’ll be playing 23 roles. ( https://t.co/WkjBfGnOHy)
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You are not smart enough to homeschool your children
Unpopular opinion on Parenting that would get you in this position
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Trisha Paytas says she is looking to run for Congress in California: “I never thought of myself as a political person until I had kids and I realised the world could be so disastrous by the time they’re adults […] My slogan could be like — ‘California could be good.’”
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Her name is Galyn Susman and she was laid off by Disney two years ago because of budget cuts (even though Disney turned over $88b profits that year)
During Toy Story 2 (1999), Pixar accidentally erased about 90% of the movie with a single command. The studio backups failed. The film survived only because an employee on maternity leave had a copy saved at home. Pixar later called it a miracle.
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Lmao even their AI girlfriends don’t want to date these cretins
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It is 1996, we have a president born in 1946 It is 2006, we have a president born in 1946 It is 2016, we elected a president born in 1946 It is 2026, we have a president born in 1946
Birth year of winning candidate of the last nine presidential elections in the US: 1946 1946 1946 1946 1961 1961 1946 1942 1946
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Girl math.
JUST IN: Marco Rubio says the U.S. saved $50 million from last night's operation since they no longer have to pay the $50 million reward for Maduro's capture.
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The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime
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I can’t begin to tell you how insane this is. He did not inform Congress but he’s saying he informed the oil companies. Keep in mind who he means. The billionaire mega donor that just got control of Citgo. Our service members were used directly to move the interests of Trump’s
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off? Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
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Luxury is done. The quality of almost everything has gone down. No one is getting what they pay for, not even in first class.
Hey @united is this a joke? I just flew 5+ hours in First Class and this bowl of sadness is what you serve me for dinner. Between the 3D-printed mystery meat, the cafeteria cheese cubes, and the whole tomato I need a chainsaw to cut, this is genuinely unbelievable.
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well i want him to stop being bald, so. what now
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.
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yesterday, I learned that 1950s wives were expected to help their husbands with school. my grandma Shirley kept track of my grandpa's law school assignments and exam dates; typed and corrected his papers; organized his notes; and made study guides for exams. she deserved a JD too
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