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Texan now in the Midwest. Enjoying the journey of my amazing life.

Missouri, USA
Joined April 2014
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@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
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Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂
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@LanceEberhardt
Lance
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Nice! Looking forward to this one!
@HistoricallyHi
HistoricallyHigh
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Al Capone. Scarface. This week's episode. Al Capone had a couple of nicknames. One he liked. One he didn't. There is a chance we wouldn't know any of his names had Prohibition never happened. Tomorrow we discuss the life and times of Alphonse Capone. #HistoricallyHigh #Scarface
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@SportsRadio810
Sports Radio 810 WHB
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Moose is back at #Royals Spring Training! He talks about what stands out on the current roster, leadership, and his future in coaching 🤔
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@galleywinter
Galleywinter
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Some years back Robert Duvall stopped off at the Texas Ranger Museum in Waco. He was in awe of the place and voluntarily cut this promo for them. Off the cuff he delivered the coolest museum testimonial of all time. “Gus and Woodrow would have really liked this place.”
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@TracesofTexas
Traces of Texas
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“Lorie darlin', life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the
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@LanceEberhardt
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God's Speed Gus. Hoping you're on a good horse chasing those buffaloes in heaven
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@LanceEberhardt
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18 days
Oh boy!
@mikerainey82
Michael Rainey
19 days
Please turn the sound up.
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@LanceEberhardt
Lance
18 days
Greatest history podcast out there! Give the guys at @HistoricallyHi a listen and you'll be hooked! #history #historicallyhigh
@HistoricallyHi
HistoricallyHigh
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Our Shakespeare episode is out now! Business man, playwrite, wearer of puffy sleeves, and entertainer. 400+ years later we may not know everything about Shakespeare, but surviving works give us a good insight into his ability to get people to feel. #HistoricallyHigh #Shakespeare
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@miguelifornia
miguelifornia
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He can stay 🤣
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@Mr_Husky1
The Husky
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The Flight Home I was flying home from my dad’s funeral. I was a wreck. I was sitting in the middle seat. I couldn't stop sniffling. The man next to me, a big guy in a business suit, put down his laptop. "Rough week?" he asked gently. "My dad died," I said. He didn't say "I'm
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@darrenrovell
Darren Rovell
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Here it is, folks. The LX Hammer Burger. It’s $180 at the Super Bowl today. @LevyRestaurants is making 200. It’s a cheeseburger with braised bone-in beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glace, and Point Reyes bleu cheese fondue on baked brioche bun.
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@LanceEberhardt
Lance
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😪
@Royals
Kansas City Royals
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We are heartbroken from the loss of Terrance Gore, and send our love to his family and loved ones.
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@LanceEberhardt
Lance
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Another great true crime episode from the professors @HistoricallyHi. Check it out!
@HistoricallyHi
HistoricallyHigh
1 month
Our Green River Killer episode is out today! When asked on a scale of 1 to 5 how evil he thought he was, Gary Ridgway answered he was a 3. His reasoning was because "he didn't torture any of his victims". That is the definition of delusion. #HistoricallyHigh #GreenRiverKiller
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@ShooterMcGavin
Shooter McGavin
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The song that plays in every dad’s head when being directed into the car wash
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@MensHumor
Men's Humor
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Thank you for your service 🫡
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@h8rproof82
JKuhn
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That Smug Prick Sean Payton can sit on this one all winter and summer. Think you’re smarter than everyone else and you blew it for your team.
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@LanceEberhardt
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When blessed with good fortune share it, because happiness never decreases when shared.
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@LanceEberhardt
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Definitely worth reading. Very powerful
@1Nicdar
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130 schools said no. He led the losingest program in college football history to a national championship anyway. Fernando Mendoza was a 2-star recruit from Miami. He tried to walk on at his hometown school. They passed. So did FIU. So did FAU. So did everyone else. At 17, he
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@LanceEberhardt
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Congrats @carlosbeltran15!
@Royals
Kansas City Royals
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Carlos gets the call! Congratulations to Carlos Beltrán on his selection to the Hall of Fame!
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