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@LaMachine__

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Pretty regular guy who likes sports, socialize and interact with ppl.

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Joined December 2009
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@LaMachine__
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4 months
@C4BOSTON_ The funny thing is, EVERYONE, is rooting for Dallas..
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5 years
@espn Disgusting for a coach to behave like this. He's the 2020 version of Knight.
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4 years
@VP yeah, let's remember all those black folks you put in jail for smoking a little weed.... hell, I never have smoked and even I think it's disgusting to put someone in jail for smoking weed.... disingenuous as they come...
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5 years
@ProFootballTalk Vick played in an era where you could actually touch the QB
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4 years
@SportsCenter THE most disingenuous superstar athlete I've ever encountered in my years of watching sports... and it's not even close....
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3 years
@TMZ For those complaining about this, the chicken wings and the burgers you eat while watching the NFL are killed the same way, even worst
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3 years
@Breaking911 @TexasTribune My body my choice. Unless it's vaccine, then no, you have no choice says the government
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4 months
@awfulannouncing Yes, he's got no charisma, no charm, and is not funny, and his take is awful and pure jealousy base... truly disturbing to see
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3 months
@ApexJones22 I watched the game. I was shocked at how bad he is.. for real.. he looks smaller, shorter, slower than everybody out there. Timid, not confident, it's, it's as if he KNOWS he doesn't belong.
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4 years
@ProFootballTalk is he in jail yet? or White privilege still in play?
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4 years
@MySportsUpdate Gronk was getting dirty hit after dirty hit coming his way. Kelce is a tremendous TE, but Gronk is a HOF without any hesitation, Kelce has come along and good for him... I'd take Gronk and his contributions ahead of Kelce any day of the week....
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4 years
@barstoolsports Good for him.. admitting the problem is the hardest part
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3 years
@barstoolsports He also struck out a bunch of time while getting this chant. Be neutral
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5 years
@MikeDelMoro @AshaRangappa_ Can somebody, ANYBODY do something about this? this is corruption to a level we've never seen before, not even in fucking Movies or TV series.... What in the blue hell is going on~?!?!!?!?!?!
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@LaMachine__
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4 years
@RossTuckerNFL Maybe, just maybe this says more about Reid than Kliff.... Mahomes was put in GREAT situation to begin his career. Great Oline, Great WRs and TEs, tremendous coaching scheme, he's not as great as people think, andy Reid is just a fucking Genius!
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2 months
@RTNBA I kid you not, This is exactly how Perkins sound, with the stupid take and all.
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5 months
@statmuse So far Lakers 15 Free Throws Pelicans 4 Free Throws Lol
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5 years
@ewarren what did the DNC promise you not to drop out Elizabeth? tell us.
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5 years
@gtconway3d People should BE very afraid the next 8 months if he's not removed. Revengeful Trump is even more dangerous, we all saw what happened to the ambassador just as he heard she said something nad about her, imagine what else will happen to those who oppose him
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@LaMachine__
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4 months
@ApexJones22 22 years and 3.5 championships. Dude is the EPITHOMY of participation. for as long as he gets his numbers he could care less, he's built a narrative on stat padding..
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@LaMachine__
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5 years
@espn Let me help you, The REFS win it in the last seconds
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4 years
@TMZ @TooFab Would he be willing to leave his kids with Joe? now THAT is the real question....
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4 years
@KamalaHarris do a single bill, don't add anything else to it. just relief for Americans and let us see.
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5 years
@mkraju unfortunately, none of this will matter. we all know Trump will stay there, and he'll make things even worst. But at least we can get all these gutless and shameful republicans out of there. some will have to wait 2 more years but, hopefully it happens
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2 years
@johnhawkinsrwn @stillgray Imagine changing the entire outcome of a company.. for one person who's a they?
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5 years
@KamalaHarris Not looking too good....
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2 years
@kchoya @awfulannouncing They were in 8 straight though... and won 3 superbowls too
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5 years
@pgammo That part about bernie is true
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6 months
@ApexJones22 The ONE thing I noticed about him from the very, very early stages of his career, it's that he wants to be liked, majority of his act is corny and phony. he's not someone who comes off as genuine. no bone on this guy's body screams original.
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@LaMachine__
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3 years
@barstoolsports Did the HR count??
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5 years
@atrupar Unbelievable, trust me. Thi gs are not gonna be good. This man is dangerous and the next 10 months will be hell...
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5 years
@alhenry25 thing is, that might not be HIS girl.... that guy look very friendzone
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1 month
@Thetruth8240 why do you think players do not wanna go play with him? you must sacrifice your career for his success. He turned AD from an MVP caliber player to HIS sidekick? Like, WTF, AD is much more better lol...
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11 months
@efgambit @MikeAdxx The Nuggets just played the 8 seed, the 5 seed, the 7 seed, and the 8 seed to a championship lol
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2 years
@TheNBACentral @pointforward What has he done???? Trae Young already matched his career and he is above average st best
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2 years
@barstoolsports Can we trade Biden and 2 1st round picks for Brittney?
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5 months
@ApexJones22 Just like in 2011, Lebron's biggest obstacle is himself. If he let Dwade cook then he would've won a championship. just like if he had let AD Cook as he was doing against the Nuggets, he'd be facing Minnesota right now..
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6 months
@Jacobtheclipper If Kobe doesn't go, LeBron might be looking at 3 bronze medals lol
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6 years
@KevinHart4real jordan at 40 average 20+ points per game. Also, he didnt play in this soft ass era either
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4 years
@GunnelsWarren France gives the people $3700 a month.. monthly ..... even if they're working or home... since April... these people in congress are robbing us....
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3 years
@The_PropFather People want to be rich by tomorrow, I much rather WIN... The amount might not be high, but by winning, it accumulates.
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4 months
@ANTFANAT5C Lol, dude, Wade was KILLING the mavs, then lebron started pouting and ruined the whole chemistry.
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5 months
@ApexJones22 I saw this and was going to repost it and tag you Lol. Lebron being fatherless and an industry plant is the reason why I feel he lies and wants to be liked and "respected" by everyone even though he's just, not that guy... it truly is mind-blowing how he carried himself that way
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5 years
@RealSkipBayless agree on the running back part.... passer?? Lol come on now
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5 years
@Breaking911 what happened? he couldn't buy them off???
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4 years
@Breaking911 So we getting money to pay bills, not to survive. Got it....
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5 years
@rick_hennig @CNN @VanJones68 They did, but they were told they had to wait 6 hours to vote
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9 months
@jeaniezk So is he more credible than Lou Williams? Giannis? 80% of players in the bubble ???
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3 months
@awfulannouncing Rivers gave his son 50 million, lol.. yes, nepotism is there. But don't come out and say bronny is a good player. Just say we drafted him to please his dad.. it's all good.
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@Ballislife Plumber according to disrespectfully kids these days
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3 months
@ApexJones22 I must say, everything about him is legendary man. I will always say having his mother and father around helped him, having Dean Smith coach him helped him, and he put in the work & dedication to the game. To this day, you're correct, no rival in sight.
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3 months
@ApexJones22 21 points 4 assist 2-2 from the 3pt line Lol, that's how they wanted ppl to read it
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5 years
@NastyassManMan I am pretty sure some type of yeast infection.
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1 year
@iluminatibot Dominican Republic is rich in it... THE #1 fruit against all illnesses.... The creator provided us with all our nutrients in vegetables and Fruits, yet we decide to eat absolute garbage
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@NBAMemes When Bronsexuals do this. It opens a whole new section for ppl to go and look up at lebron too, and uffff, it did not disappoint to find the same shit if not worse is given to Lebron.. tip rebounds for him both ways, assist on 5 and 6 dribbles by other player.. it's insane lol
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5 years
@HuffPost 2020 has made everyone so goddamn sensitive and offended by pretty much everything and anything they can complain on. I am all for the good fight, but she clearly got tongue tied and was even forced to apologized for it. Unbelievable on a sad day like today
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1 year
@Drew_Gems @LegionHoops @JerryDonatien If I'm getting millions to bag groceries, come to shop rite, and I'm there 82 days of the year nonstop bagging the ahit out of them groceries
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2 years
@mikemayer22 So, out of 75 outs 53 have been via strikeout??? Holy...
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9 months
@Vision4theBlind April 1st is the new year Originally 13 months, 28 days, Enoch let us know about this July and August were added as months by Julius Cesar and Augustus Truly disgusting how we've been lied to and continue to be on daily basis
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2 years
@Breaking911 People lost their jobs, their livelihood, were mocked by society for saying this when it began...
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4 years
@KamalaHarris Prove it, also, please let us know all those death certificates, make sure there are no other line diseases prior to death. it has been shown everywhere that if you die, and you may have had COVID, the death will be from covid, lies and misinformation....
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5 years
@BWWings the REFS!!!
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6 months
@ApexJones22 and remember, when you were up in the Air back then, there was always the fear of you getting Wack by a real strong man and possibly getting injured. so, yeah...
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1 year
@currypistonn Dude didn't even flinch. LeBron ain't about that life
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2 years
@nwob0t Duh, this was a lucky investment. It happens, he also took a day off on 9_11, so..
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3 years
@espn Michigan Alabama Georgia Cincinnati
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4 years
@JuddLegum @AshaRangappa_ What's even sadder and more disturbing is how they tell others to go fight and protest for them, but never show up themselves to fight their own battles. sheep will be sheep!
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5 years
@NBAonTNT isn't that a foul!?
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4 months
@KingTmacXiii @HoopMixOnly what is he wearing? Stilettos?
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4 years
@espn @TeofimoLopez UNANIMOUS?!?!!?!?!? 119-109??? can we remove these women judges from boxing? Like, NOW~!!!!
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3 years
@DPLennon remember when we could've had realmulto? and Springer? ahhhh, good times... now we signed a guy who can't hit over 250 for 10 years and a manager who's WAY in over his head
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2 years
@DannyVietti Mike Trout is White. Jones played more games, better all around player, as a Mets fan this dude was a problem. A champion, Gold glove defender for what seems to be an eternity, no argument other than trout is White here.
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5 years
@mehdirhasan the DNC wrote the questions.
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2 years
@WayToo6ixy @Champagneriqo1 It normally happens to either black folks are the bot good looking kind... if they're cute they're just "flirting", if they're not they're "pervs"
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2 years
@kykyky44 @Sethdownbad @br_betting He bet 400... How much more can you want?
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5 years
@HuffPost It might not mean much, hell, he wouldn't even care, but man, KUDOS to him for doing what's right. the greatest country has lost its value
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3 years
@MaryLTrump @AshaRangappa_ It went from Voluntary to MANDATORY, and remember, the government work for US, not the other way around. The minute many people gave up their rights, we were fucked
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3 years
@shawnfielding22 @OldTakesExposed It was 1-0 and pierce said: "I think it's over" Everyone almost lost it and escort him out of the building; the bucks proceeded to win 4 straight
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4 years
@mortreport Mask up, but no mention of eating healthy, exercising, NO SMOKING, staying hydrated.... the biggest thing is the lack of health tips everyone seems to be forgetting. Smith will be fine, God is on his side, prayers to everyone who's dealing with this, but please eat healthy
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5 years
@espn Man, those refs really did it.
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@ApexJones22 he gets paid to make this type of take.. so ppl can react Apex.. don't fall for it.. truly sad what these ppl do for cliqs and a little check from Klutch..
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5 years
@CNN he also said there are over 3,000 greeks in USA, and he knows most of them.
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@ApexJones22 Curry and Durant got along because Dirant was a hopper and didn't need the ball 100% of the time.. lebron offense is him holding the ball, trying to drive to the basket, if it doesn't work out he'll pass the ball to you and you better make it or you'll be labeled a bum. No thanks
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4 years
@SportsCenter @NBA So, is TRAVEL not even on the Rules book anymore?
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5 years
@thetomzone @drewmagary She looks like the villain of a bond movie
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5 months
@JamesEdrick3 Free Throws: Lakers 27 Denver (At home) 9
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3 months
@jayhaykid This was AFTER he was juiced the hell up, Steroid Bonds hit everybody.. before that, Maddux OWNED him and many other pitchers, he was an outstanding player, a stud, but steroid bonds was unpitchable.
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1 year
@BaseballBros He was chased off the mound, and the team lost the game...
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2 years
@NFL @JalenHurts @1kalwaysopen_ @Eagles Ohhh boy. When he's halfway into the season with 250 yards he truly gonna be wishing he was not in Philadelphia
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@iam_johnw She's the female version of Kirk Cousin
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2 years
@espn One is half white so...
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5 years
@DAZN_USA Kovalev's "punches" were slow-mo too... baby touches, my 2-year-old niece throws harder than that.
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2 months
@AnthonyDiComo that GM is NOT fucking around... Wow lol... FOH
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4 years
@EliManning Should've been called a sack, also Holding... i mean, this was disgusting to see it play out by the refs...
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3 months
@PaigeSpiranac @xgolfamerica He did that and no Hawk Tuah??? The ultimate simp...
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2 years
@iluminatibot Yes, vegetables and Fruits, cut out meat, alcohol and process foods.. live a healthy life, exercise, meditate
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