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NBA players dating the same 6 girls in LA :
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Everyone shocked that nick tweeted out spongebob gay , when this literally was in an episode lmao
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A 15 year old dropping a 22 year old Clemson frat dude at the game 💀💀💀💀
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What kind of parent names their kid black Chicago student
Advances in Colon Cancer Cure, Discovered By a Black Chicago student.
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Me in 2035 when I see my son yelling “ Trae young “ when shooting trash into the trash can instead of
“ KOBE “
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Reggie bush getting his heisman taken away for getting a car and $1k but Caleb Williams is living in a pent house at usc is wild lmao
Beautiful view of the L.A. sky from Caleb Williams pent house 😲🏙️
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Jessica Alba looks like she’s 19 and in a sorority at Mississippi state
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Tua would’ve nailed a billionaire in the face and broken 2 wine glasses
Tom Brady hitting rugby star Reece Walsh in stride across the ballroom…
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Lebron was eating rolled up bread and cup noodles probably while bronny is eating steak made by his personal chef 5 nights a week
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There’s a 99.9 % chance Antonio brown doesn’t play football ever again lmaoo
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Be careful out here 🙏 had two tickets to the dababy concert in my car , and someone broke in and left 3 more
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If you’re betting on the national anthem time limit you needa call the number lmao
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nick castellanos said the Phillies won with no wires in Houston lmaooo goat
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3 months into 2020...
Kobe dies
March madness likely to be canceled
NBA season suspended
Just throw away the year at the point
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Lavar ball got 3 sons scholarships to play at ucla and 2/3 made the nba
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Greatest comebacks in American history :
1. Lebron coming back from 3-1 in the finals vs the 73-9 warriors
2. 2019 Tyga
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Hard pass on the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary, if I wanted see a white man killing niggas I’d watch nick Saban in the Alabama db room on Monday
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Ben simmons choking out Karl Anthony towns is the hardest he’s worked on the court in the last 3 years
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Steph curry doing all this just for draymond green to record a podcast in 30 minutes talking about “ always a fun time out there with the bro lebron “
Steph just ripped his jersey while walking off the court 😡😬
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Black Twitter watching nick bosa lose during black history month
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The nba waking up Mac Mcclung at 6 am tomorrow to send him back to the g league after back to back dunk contest wins
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Lebron is a top 2 player all time and is listening to pat bev yet Russell Westbrook won’t lmaoo
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Antonio brown goes to jail and his mugshot gets posted immediately
Julian Edelman gets arrested two weeks ago and There’s no mugshot posted
AB'S MUGSHOT: Antonio Brown spent the night behind bars after turning himself in to police. The sheriff's office in South Florida posted his mugshot overnight.
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well, would you look at the time...
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BREAKING: Police officer involved in the shooting death of Breonna Taylor to be fired, Louisville mayor announces.
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Espn when they find out Bryce young grew up in a two parent household and was a 5 star
Alabama QB Bryce Young, the potential No. 1 pick, announced he is entering the 2023 NFL Draft.
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Jeremy Lin should get in the HOF just for when he waved off Kobe lmao
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Dejounte Murray : Paolo banchero needs to be humble
Also Dejounte Murray last week Vs a 9-5 worker
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Kanye when he check the family YouTube search history on the iPad and “ top ten Chris Paul crossovers “ comes up
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Devin booker has a 50
Pt game and he’s gonna pull out his phone at his locker just to see Luka doncic went for 70 plus
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People don’t realize how crazy nba money is until you find out Lamar Jackson is making 50 million a year in the nfl fresh off an mvp and Tobias Harris is getting 40 million
The Sixers had team practice at Buddy Hield’s crib 😭😭😭
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Dan orlovsky getting a better score than Tua and Jalen hurts at the precision passing game when he sits at an espn desk 5 days a week is insane
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Joe Flacco almost caught a fade trying to touch a black persons hair randomly
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Lavar ball getting ready to send gelo into world war 3 so he can say all three sons were top 5 draft picks
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Rappers getting ready to use
“ these niggas got me sick , Rudy gobert “ in their next song
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If Derrick Rose was born with the knees of Megan thee stallion he would’ve been A Top five player all time
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Doc rivers right now knowing it wasn’t him who caused the clippers to choke every year it was just chris Paul had the kardashian curse
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Jordyn woods : I’m sitting court side at the game today
Tristan Thompson :
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Monthly reminder than ja morant got suspended 1/3 of the nba season for flashing a gun on Instagram live and kyrie irving lost his Nike contract for sharing a twitter link but Josh Giddey having relations with someone under 18 is no harm no foul
REPORT: Josh Giddey will not face criminal charges after investigation into alleged underage relationship, per TMZ.
Case is closed.
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Kids these days don’t remember the hype of Nike basketball shoes lmao
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B Simone : I can’t date a dude who works a normal 9-5 job
Forex traders on Instagram :
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Billie Eilish says men don’t face criticism about their bodies because girls are nice:
“Nobody ever says a thing about men’s bodies. If you’re muscular, cool. If you’re not, cool. If you’re rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you’re pudgy, love it! Everybody’s happy…
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This is Still a top 5 video to ever make its way onto social media
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We seriously need to stop acting like Patrick Mahomes invented the side arm 3/4 arm slot throw . Stafford has been doing this since 2012 and any qb who played baseball past age 12 can do this
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White people : just follow the law and they’ll be no problems
Also white people in trader joe :
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Julian Newman ( and i can’t stress this enough ) isn’t good lmaoo
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Jayson Tatum and Jaylen brown getting outplayed by Austin reaves on the first day of black history month smh
Austin Reaves tonight:
🔥 32 PTS
🔥 7-10 3PM
Lakers get the road W over Celtics ️🌴
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Stetson Bennett is 25 years old throwing quick slants to five stars against 18 /19 year old dbs and acts like he’s the second coming of Christ
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Imagine having to play the sons of LeBron James and Dwayne wade after a long day of US history
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Zion Williamson in the 4th quarter down 3
The only way to fix the All Star game is to leak the losing team’s Instagram DMs
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You could argue James harden 45 and the win over the Celtics with no embiid was more impressive than Steph’s 50 in game 7
JAMES HARDEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
He has a playoff career-high 45 PTS
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“ 56 % of Californians will be infected by the corona virus over the next 8 weeks “
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They ranked Reggie Bush as the 61st best player in college football history Lmao easily top 10
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When she flips it around on you with “ if you’re that unhappy just find someone else “ the second you say something for once
Men should communicate how unhappy they are as much as women.
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25 year old Stetson bennett after lighting up 19 year old dbs who had to ask to use the restroom during history class 8 months ago
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I’m sorry but you can’t tell me Antonio brown doesn’t have cte .. before the burfict hit he talked and acted like this
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Tyreek hill is about to have a 2k yard season but Brock Purdy is gonna win mvp for throwing quick slants and bubble screen to 3 all pro players and having a good defense
Brock Purdy (+300) is now the MVP FAVORITE 🤯
@br_betting
He's just ahead of Jalen Hurts (+350) Dak Prescott (+350)
Who you got?
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We’re never gonna see a 38 year old in year 20 do this again . Folks need to appreciate lebron while he’s still in the league
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Pj Tucker right now realizing he has to ship his 500 pairs of shoes to LA from Philly because of James harden
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Tnt showing a 12 year old kid calling Ben Simmons a f*gg*t is wild Lmao
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George Pickens when he hears Russell Wilson singing “ our God is an awesome God “ after 3 interceptions against the ravens in a Steelers loss
BREAKING: Russell Wilson announced he is signing with the Steelers
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Nah no way dillon brooks didn’t mean to hit Donovan Mitchell 💀 dirtiest player in the league
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When Gisele does it it’s “ health co parenting and for the kids “ but when Kanye does it he’s obsessed and crazy lmao
Gisele Bündchen secretly buys $11.5 million Miami mansion across the water from Tom Brady 👀‼️
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Tyger Campbell probably hasn’t washed his hair in 5 years wtf is this Lmao
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Joakim Noah Corey brewer and al horford really turned down being first round picks to run it back at Florida after the first title then they all went in the lottery after going back to back lmao will never see this done again
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“ no nba player has ever been scared of lebron “
Austin rivers in the bubble :
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The suns are the corniest team in the nba .. why are you lifting in a towel with Drake on after beating the 10-9 kings
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No high taper no drop fade no beard lineup Caleb Williams hasn’t gotten a cut since December and he lives in LA lmao . I’ve seen enough to draft him number 1
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Colin cowherd gonna have to take a few months off Twitter omg 💀💀💀😂💀
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Dude from Pitt has to watch himself get crossed up by kemba Walker every march I knows he’s been sick for the last decade plus lmao
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When your girl says she’s taking an online class using zoom but you hear “ quarantine quarantine welcome to Tory lanez IG live what’s your cashapp sweetie “ from the bedroom
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Brock Purdy played like crap all game and got a game winning drive throwing all check downs and gets full credit for the win
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Jamal Murray and Donovan Mitchell when they are each other at lunch tomorrow
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Supa hot still here in 2024 is lebron James type longevity lmao
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All Antonio brown jokes aside there’s a 80 % chance he has cte . Look how he talked before getting hit by berfict
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Resellers knowing Yeezys slides and 350s and gonna go for 10k in 2 years after Kanye and adidas split
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