Maybe you would feel better if you fucked off.

Dear Everyone in the Earth’s Eastern Hemisphere: If you can see the Moon at all you're witnessing a total lunar eclipse over the next few hours. The Full Moon is passing in & out of Earth’s conical shadow in space. This event is boring & resembles the Moon going through phases.

It shudda, tho....

Half the time, I have no idea who you people are talking about.

give it that time.

Let them paint you however they want. You know your heart.

Real talk.

Per my previous email you are a dipshit

We mostly think we have it bad because we don't take the time to look at what others are having to endure.

Normalize putting the same energy into people that they put in.

How do you even live unless you're not afraid to die?

I can’t understand it. I’ve looked everywhere; even googling it …. and I can’t seem to find who the fuck asked you

Sam remains stationary

Noted

Is there a place I can turnoff, because I ain't getting on that.

I’m gonna go jump off a bridge. Y’all need anything?

I hate it when you don’t sleep properly for thirty years.

don’t bite the hand that actually give a fuck about you ...

The only reason I'm still breathing is because the universe needs me alive in order to terrorize me properly.

Remember not to mumble when you recite your affirmations.