Xander Cage The Elephant
@MisterX2U
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Depressed millennial with anxiety and mommy issues.
United States
Joined June 2017
If anyone needs me I’ll be over here rubbing myself in baby oil and pretending I’m a seal
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Speaker of the house Mike Johnson
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Laura Loomer looks like PS1 graphics that haven’t rendered correctly
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People with ADHD and heathens. Love yall 🫶
Who is your target audience when you tweet?
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A lot of men can’t handle their emotions and need therapy
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Mf neither have wages 🥴
Major record labels are reportedly pressuring Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services to raise subscription prices, saying current rates haven’t kept up with inflation, according to Financial Times.
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“Violence has no place in America” Bro, America IS violence
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Me and who?
Why did he grab the turkey like that? 😭 CeeDee's reaction 🤣 (📺 CBS)
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Fingerbanging 101: - Use two fingers like you're trying to get the last olive out of the jar. - Tell the jar she's pretty.
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This is when he decided to blow her crib up
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To live
If you’re an atheist what is the purpose of life?
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What do you think is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history?
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