nothing but respect for MY PRESIDENT.

POV: boarding southwest with open seating

just did my last legal scroll through tiktok

That’s that Mii espresso

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

Cheifs Coach Andy Reid during Usher's half time show #SuperBowl

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

Usher my god #SuperBowl

if justin bieber comes out with usher in the super bowl please ask for an ambulance outside my home, if justin bieber does NOT come out with usher in the super bowl please ask for an ambulance outside my home https://t.co/58mafzSVu8

jason kelce is a living god

It must be said

make them go on Hot Ones

are the aliens over 6 foot and fully over their ex because I could be interested

https://t.co/7r7WhXMx88

You can’t tell me Trixie Mattel/Katya weren’t the first Barbie/Oppenheimer

“do you remember?” me:

https://t.co/khiceAM8e8

can’t stop thinking about that time michael cera bet all of his jeopardy winnings on ‘what seabiscuit’ (the answer was the handmaid’s tale)

Padam Padam

They’re going for private jets next