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Wrote what's happening with the Lions. It feels like a celebration of life. The good. The bad. All the years that pass with nothing happening. And how alive you can really feel.
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Every single kid would have had this poster on their wall in 1994
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The kids from Saint Peter’s will never have to pump their own gas again.
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The 12:48 p.m. group looks like they're about to get fired for leading Bowling Green to a 4-8 football season.
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Thousands of tire repair waiting rooms across this country turned somber this morning as Shannon Sharpe offered a 3-minute, 12-second apology.
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The Ron Swanson debate is fierce. I think Leslie and Co. would talk him into it, even if a place like Pawnee wouldn't mandate it for government workers.
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Soccer Announcer Bravely Forgoes Euphemisms, Says 'Penis'
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NEWS: The very first scene in Full Swing features Justin Thomas drinking an Oberon and Jordan Spieth drinking a Two Hearted from Bell’s Brewery in Kalamazoo.
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Enes Kanter Freedom was named "Most Valuable Patriot" at Fox Nation's fourth-annual Patriot Awards last night.
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Art Briles looks like a guy who shared a cell with Mac’s dad on Always Sunny.
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This is the freshman to senior year progression of every Dutch kid who grew up in West Michigan and attended a state school.
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The 24-hour Le Batard and Friends marathon beginning June 4th now has a name.
Freedumb.
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TNT scrambling to get a months’ worth of Charmed and Bones marathons in place
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NEWS: Meadowlark Media has signed a new deal with Mina Kimes, per Dan Le Batard.
No further information at this point but it sounds as though she'll be appearing on Thursdays.
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This is what hockey video games looked like the last time the Florida Panthers won a playoff series
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Is Duke-North Carolina on Saturday one of the biggest college basketball games in history?
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A week after the $50 million DraftKings deal was announced, nearly two-dozen Meadowlark Media employees gathered in Miami to discuss what comes next.
First up: a 24-hour broadcast reintroducing the Le Batard and Friends universe on June 4.
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This is not the Super Bowl. It's Minnesota-Purdue at noon on ESPN2.
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NEW: Le Batard and Friends' Freedumb marathon ratings are in.
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Nick Wright looks like someone who just decided to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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NEWS: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz will be leaving its longtime home at South Beach's Clevelander hotel and upgrading into new Miami studio space in 2023.
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ESPN should be proud to have Tony Reali, who speaks powerfully on stuff that actually matters.
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Jack White is playing the national anthem for the Tigers on Opening Day. Playoffs confirmed.
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Ryan Day, lathered up and dripping Just For Men, swinging by the local nursing home to talk shit to the elderly
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Why is Andrew Wiggins starting the NBA All-Star Game? Because K-Pop stans are undefeated, that's why.
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Good morning. They're going to dump a vat of mayonnaise on a football coach in a few hours.
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Steve Kornacki rifling through a ridiculous amount of papers to find something
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Back on the Michigan State campus today and have a hot take. It got *too* nice. Actual restaurants a family can go to? A Target on Grand River? A state-of-the-art 10-story hotel with a fancy rooftop? Where are the kids supposed to puke?
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Wins over Ohio State
U.S. Patent & Trademark Office: 1
Jim Harbaugh 0
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Look at 60-year-old Paula Abdul lip-synching Straight Up while dancing at 60 percent speed atop a Jeannie-O turkey float and tell me the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade isn't one of our best annual spectacles
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Love Javier Báez's artistry and flexibility but not getting Carlos Correa feels like the ultimate "is Pepsi okay" moment.
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@oneunderscore__
This Move Will Re-stablize The Entire Internet and Set Off a Global Shockwave of Joy vs. No It Won't
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Who could have predicted Penny Hardaway would go out with his players fighting each other and him throwing a water bottle at the refs? What’s that? Everyone?
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Dan Le Batard reading George Floyd’s dying words on-air today.
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NEWS: Connor McKnight will host White Sox pre- and postgame shows on ESPN 1000. The role also includes filling in for Len Kasper on play-by-play.
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Wrote about this picture and Ja Morant, a unicorn and amalgamation of so many previous NBA greats, who has the one of the most special gifts in all of sports.
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NEWS: Dan Le Batard and Friends Are Making a Musical
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Here’s The Lasting Image Of Super Bowl XLIX, Featuring Tom Brady And Richard Sherman.
http://t.co/bG2KEQb5gz
http://t.co/861EFQtj27
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Fox News producers about to get a month's worth of content.
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@BackAftaThis
@BarstoolBigCat
I have all of Dan's comedy albums. Cool to see someone work clean these days.
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Top 5 Le Batard Show performances for Monday, April 25:
5. Chris (easing back after cruise)
4. Mike (Hot about Heat)
3. Witty (child umpire)
2. Billy (went to 2 Tigers games)
1. Dan (wrote something)
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Incredible work so far. Proud of you. Embrace debate: Wilson from Home Improvement?
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The Ben Simmons-James Harden trade is expected to cost employers $750 million as dudes everywhere scramble to record an emergency podcast.
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Voice of the Detroit Pistons and Michigan State football George Blaha looks like he just learned Indiana Jones is reconnecting with an old flame at a Nepalese dive bar and is about to go pay them a visit.
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Matt Damon is playing Chipper Jones in Hitting F350, a dark thriller about a former Major Leaguer who becomes obsessed with having the biggest truck at his son's travel ball tournaments.
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NFL RedZone will replay the 2019 NFL season beginning Monday. The news was first reported by
@PFTCommenter
's dog.
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Oregon is dressed like they are sponsored by an energy drink awaiting an FDA approval that will never arrive
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Countless dudes at Sports Clips right now, strapped into the barber chair, unable to move or change the channel and getting the most tense haircut of their lives.
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The Miami Heat made a critical error allowing Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez to get into the mix while holding a 3-0 lead over a Boston team. It's the one thing you can't do.
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The lack of humanity. The stacking of bodies and broken spirits to paint a clumsy narrative. The goddamn gall.
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@PFTCommenter
I am adjusting the SAP setting on my television before Indianapolis-New York so I can enjoy Sabado-Gigantes
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Took a deep dive into
@jimrome
and the art of the phone call, speaking to a dozen people who have been on each end of the line. Here's what they told me.
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NEWS: Le Batard Show with Stugotz executive producer Mike Ryan Ruiz has grown frustrated over contract negotiations with Meadowlark Media and will leave in March if situation is not resolved, sources close to the situation tell The Big Lead.
@KyleKoster
Meadowlark Media is dragging their feet on half of my deal. If not corrected, I will leave in March.
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Stop saying this game is drunk and start calling it the Rosé Bowl.
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Izzo’s ability to be human in a culture that elevates these big-name college coaches into gods is something. No one is perfect, but this community is so much better for having him as a leader.
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CBS says Sunday's broadcast of the Masters was the most-watched round on any network in five years, averaging 12.058M viewers.
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Weird scene in Indianapolis. Nick Saban repeatedly insisting the national championship trophy "belongs in a museum" and reminding reporters that, in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an "I".
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It's not the Ebola I fear. It's the small talk. Oh god, the small talk.
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Me in the corner of the playground when the kid says “check this out” and then does something that certainly did not require checking out.
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Local Blogger Named Sausage King of Detroit, Presented With Lavish Meat-Based Tribute by Pistons
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Who is the best person to ever say their name then E-S-P-N?
Sal Paolantonio?
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NEWS: I am now Editor-in-Chief of The Big Lead.
Beyond grateful today and every day. Thankful for everyone who has suited up beside me to descend into the content mines.
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Look me directly in the eyes, Nicole Kidman. That’s a totally different game.
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At what point in making sure no one sees the word "love" stitched inside someone's shirt do you start to realize you're the bad guy?
FIFA have demanded that the Belgium team remove the word "love" from the collar of their away shirt, sources have told ESPN.
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Phil Mickelson looks like someone who double-crosses Marty and Wendy Byrde
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Good god does ESPN look like a giant bunch of losers giving this guy a platform to bitch about shit.
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Pat Fitzgerald looks like he's hitting the hotel bar at baseball umpires fantasy camp.
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Unless my math is wrong I have Alabama's 10 wins coming against teams with a combined 44-68 record.
Utah has won seven straight games against teams with a combined record of 37-40, anyone who thinks they deserve a spot in the CFP is crazy
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Ken Rosenthal after Rob Manfred deems him too much of a bad boy for MLB Network
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Q: Into the Storm by
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NEWS: Both Shane Bakalata and Tim Jerns have signed exclusive lifetime deals with Meadowlark Media. The former is incarcerated for the next 18 months and the latter is dead.
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NEWS: Kevin Clark Leaving The Ringer To Create Digital Show for Omaha and ESPN
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Tom Verducci looks like someone who has just tasked a crew of smart young gumshoes with finding Carmen Sandiego.
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Carrie Bradshaw looks like Cam Newton after throwing for two scores and adding another on the ground.
"Yeah, not doing much. Just sitting around the house with an oversized mushroom on my head"
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Telling the kids there’s no bedtime stories or any of that other shit tonight because the big game’s on
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Why I'm Joining The Athletic
By The New York Times Sports Section
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Mike Tirico is interviewing Brad Faxon to fulfill a WebEx by Cisco deal right now. Literally a Zoom call instead of showing what’s happening on the course. Can’t make it up.
NBC's coverage of the U.S. Open has been disappointing for those fans who enjoy watching golf shots. Continues to be a perplexing presentation with so much wasted real estate.
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Dabo Swinney looks like Tommy Lee Jones just commissioned a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in the area.
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Don’t think anything has matched the excitement of turning to the college uniform page of a 90s EastBay catalog.
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