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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
5 years
Met Office storm warning for campsites and caravans
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
5 years
Yeet.
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
5 years
I need to stop looking at Tesla Model S P100D's on Auto Trader. Nothing sensible will come from this.
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@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
5 years
BAHAHA 😂 This is AMAZING! 🤩
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@shereeny
shereen
5 years
current scene at the capitol
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
5 years
Did anyone tell America to set a safety word?
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
5 years
Wow.
@ZackBornstein
Zack Bornstein
5 years
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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@neilslorance
Neil Watson-Slorance
5 years
good riddance you big dumb baby
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@daraobriain
Dara Ó Briain
6 years
Been laughing at this all day.
@nathwhiteee
whitey
6 years
That’s the last time I help my mum do a Tiktok
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@chensonmusic
Christian Henson
6 years
Join @GaryBarlow and myself over on my YouTube channel for a very special #nerdingfortheweekend about music tech, Star Wars and why the Atari ST1040 did THAT thing that modern computers can’t. https://t.co/qXvt4rff2r
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@joetracini
Joe Tracini
6 years
ACTIVE DANCE TUTORIAL-FOSSE
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Michael Spicer
6 years
the room next door - Matt Hancock's Daily Briefing for #TheMashReport
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@EricRWeinstein
Eric Weinstein
6 years
Listen carefully: you don’t have to elect Biden or Trump. The world has woken up via being suddenly shut in doors by crazy incompetent people largely born in the 1940s and 1950s without a coherent explanation. Or plan. Lives lost. Nurses sacrificed. Jobs & businesses destroyed.
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@ScottMcGready
Scott McGready 🐿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 years
The people that believed Sunny Delight was a healthy drink for kids back in the day are now the 5G = Coronavirus rumour brigade on Facebook. They’ve never changed. They’ve now just been given a platform to talk utter shite
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
6 years
Thank Christ my electricity isn't supplied by @virginmedia otherwise it would look like a permanent disco. 🤣
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
6 years
Today's grant application. https://t.co/RaCvJPf53A Got a feeling the student applying will absolutely nail it!
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@Krystopfer
Krystopfer
6 years
Started my day off the right way - making sure the first thing I did was to type some awesome student recommendations for various scholarships and grants. Heard the last one I did landed the applicant with a grant to purchase the kit they needed to go into business. Awesome!
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