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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
4 months
@Ravens I can’t wait to tune into all these sports talk shows tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣
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Joey Klender
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@ComplexSports I feel like loser mentality is thinking an NFL team owes you anything. You want the score to look more reasonable? Stop the other team from scoring. The Saints owed the Falcons nothing
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@HoodieRamey As a grown man I am completely confident that when Lamar hoists a Lombardi Trophy I will cry like a baby
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@KlenderJoey
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@_MLFootball @awfulannouncing @ShannonSharpe @shannonsharpeee @BallsackSports Skip is whatever but Keshawn is ass and nobody cares about Sherman’s emotional ass takes. Nobody on that show says anything remotely logical. Shannon and Skip had it, without them together the show is nothing
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@AdamSchefter This week literally couldn’t get any worse for us Ravens fans. Happy for Mike but he should be replacing Harbs
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
6 months
@barstoolsports If you want a bagel you accept the carbs that come with it. Eat the fucking bagel.
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@stoolpresidente You are scared of Alabama that’s why you’ve pleaded for FSU to get the 4 seed so Michigan has a cake walk to the title game
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@KlenderJoey
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@GolfDigest Rors is so much more likable when he's this way and not a puppet for the Tour. This was truly the best way he could have addressed this
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@BaseballQuotes1 He should be in the hall of fame
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@bobbybaltimoree @GodsDreamer It’s not worth taking Shannon seriously anymore. The plays Lamar makes on a weekly basis are worth including him in the MVP conversation. This is the same dude that said Hamilton didn’t play the other night too, so it’s obvious all he does is look at a stat sheet
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@unusual_whales Some people chose career paths that allow for this type of work. They shouldn’t be demonized for that. It’s no different than those who chose a profession with higher pay scales compared to those who might have chosen less stress and are okay with lower pay. You spend 1/3 of…
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@HoodieRamey He’s dead to me
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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Five years ago, Penn State beat Ohio State 28-9. Cenzo Joseph had the most 🔥 caption the college wrestling world has ever seen. @PennStateRivals
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@KlenderJoey
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@kyledhamilton_ No wonder you and @marlon_humphrey get along so well…both of you have 💩 food takes
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@iknowthedeall She could release 21 songs of her farting into a mic and her fans would think it’s “iconic” and “revolutionary” I’m not denying she’s talented but the way her fans can’t admit anything she does is mid gets so old
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@jedigoodman I used to love Ronda but man she showed her true colors after that Holm fight. Seems like she is still in denial that her window closed and she was never the same after that. Nearly every dominant fighter falls, Aldo, Silva, Penn, etc. She did too, there’s nothing wrong w/ it.
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@vegasstarfish Blank CDs is big in NYC, the monks tried to get me in Vegas last time but I just keep walking 🤣
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@RealSkipBayless This tweet proves to me that you need your eyes checked
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
3 months
@Maxhoma Personally I’d like to see some of this investment go into making the viewership experience more well-rounded for fans. Nobody wants to hear Brandel and Rich Lerner talk about the same things for two hours while cameras could be on what we actually care about: the golf
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@koestreicher34 Players, coaches, GMs, etc. will all tell you Lamar is one of the most special athletes and QBs that the league has ever seen but some guy with a blank profile picture and 13 followers will tell you he’s overrated and can’t throw.
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
4 years
When @Tesla updated their homepage yesterday, it seems that the background is clearer and bluer with less smog. Perhaps the release of the Model Y invokes a clearer environment, and the site's background could get clearer with every Tesla vehicle release. @elonmusk
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@TigerWoods This is perhaps the most confusing thing I've ever read. Is it over or not?
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@Ziggys_Duck Man the look in Poot’s face after Bodie shakes his head no. I will never forget the feeling of my heart dropping into my ass the first time I watched this. It’s probably still one of the hardest scenes for me to watch.
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@KVN_03 Stay here KVN, we need you my dude
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@NFL_DovKleiman Edgerrin James
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@timeimmemorial_ As long as their name isn’t Will Smith, she is in love with them
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Joey Klender
5 months
@barstoolsports This is brutal, I get he’s upset but what are the refs supposed to do? Not call a penalty that’s blatantly obvious?
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
6 months
@audsnyder4 This is evidently the last straw for many, me included. I always was thankful for the Rose Bowl last year, but it won’t ever get any better than that with him here
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@Ziggys_Duck Bodie. Every. Single. Time.
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@RealmRavens Come on, even as a Ravens fan it is easy to admit this is comparing apples to oranges
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Joey Klender
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@bobbybaltimoree Judging by Lamar’s overall attitude this year, he wants to win by any means possible and this offense is firing on all cylinders without him needing to be an MVP. But even with his low passing TD rate, he was named mid-season NFL MVP 🤣
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@_MLFootball This dude is the WORST
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@zachbollinger18 100% clean Kansas totally bailed out. Garbage
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@Ravens Gotta keep Kyle healthy for the playoff push! Let’s get the W #RavensFlock
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@HoodieRamey ...not to mention he would have had 3 additional TDs and 300+ yards passing if his receivers wouldn't have had 7 drops on Sunday
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@GolfDigest Can’t see Max saying “fancy it”
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@PFF_Ravens This will be K Ham's biggest test to date and I have no doubts that he can pass with flying colors. It is going to be tough but he has impressed all year
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@MyGolfSpy He 100% played favorites, and while I totally understand JT has been a phenomenal Ryder Cup member in the past, it was more than obvious ZJ played favorites and it cost him
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@LIVERavenNation 100%. Rather spend $ on Clowney and other guys that showed reliability this year
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@KlenderJoey
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@Ravens LET’S GO FLOCK
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@DevinDae1 I think that’s been what’s eating at me most for two days. All year long we run all over anyone. Gus and Lamar both showed early in the game we could run all over KC. Yet Monken and Harbs never gave that a chance to develop. Whole thing is just odd to me.
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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Excellent closeups of the Tesla Supercharger Diner! Great shots from @ShorealoneFilms , who is an amazing photog in the LA area.
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The new #TESLA diner / #supercharger restaurant / movie theater is under construction in #Hollywood ! This location will be open 24/7 365 for Tesla owners needing a charge. 01-19-24
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@KlenderJoey
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I am being told by sources at the Port of Baltimore -- which has handled imports on a majority of light-duty cars and trucks and was the largest auto handler in 2022 -- will be closed for up to 90 days. This spells major implications for auto industry, but also energy, as the…
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@KlenderJoey
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@Ziggys_Duck …and four months
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@KlenderJoey
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@LJTranslator Pretty easy choice
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@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Just wrote a piece on this. I think it's literally baffling that we have gotten to a point where we can openly talk about mental health in this country, yet he does it and people use it as a point to criticize him and the company
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OPINION: Elon Musk’s transparency about combating mental health is being used as a hit by MSM by @KlenderJoey
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@Ziggys_Duck I have to disagree, 4 to me is the deepest because it shows the reality of childhood in the city and playing the cards you’re dealt. No season is “bad” but if I had to pick one that is the hardest for me to rewatch because of plot/entertainment it’s 5
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@JohnnyEblen Used to be a big fan of his but he’s so headstrong and stubborn it’s just kind of annoying to hear his thoughts on anything. Couldn’t agree more about his health and such, he’s relied on steroids for a lot of his career but he’s a great practitioner. I think his personality is…
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@unusual_whales I guess I'll be renting my townhouse for the next three years. No shot I will be able to afford a decent house at 8%
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@OnwardState I’m over it. 10 more years of mediocrity
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Joey Klender
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@arielhelwani @JoshAllenQB *checks notes* one vote
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@HoodieRamey Yes him being in the game would have single-handedly kept the ball in Pacheco’s hands
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Joey Klender
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@Herodreamer79 @AdamSchefter I don’t want him to leave the organization but I would prefer a transition to the front office. I think the team could use a new mindset at HC
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@KlenderJoey
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@GolfDigest Judging from the comments, nobody has seen this guy’s Instagram/tiktok. He’s one of the best and most well rounded players in golf content.
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@brgridiron Drafting Chase over Tyreek, I dumped Chase week 7
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@KlenderJoey
Joey Klender
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@LIVERavenNation Yes, for the right price. He fits in with this team and he is huge for the locker room and the young players. But he cannot command $10M a year, it won’t work
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@jasrifootball @FoxNews Probably told the cop that he hates Lamar Jackson
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Joey Klender
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@NUCLRGOLF Only time will tell whether keeping deserving LIV guys off this team was the right choice. The tour that all these guys are so loyal to decided to do business with LIV. The objective should be to bring the best possible team to Rome, regardless of what tour they play on
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@elonmusk @Teslarati Speaking for everyone, we are all very happy you never gave up! Thank you for all of your awesome work and thank you to @Tesla team too!
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@KlenderJoey
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@HoodFamousTV_ I remember when I was growing up he was into 50 Cent HEAVY
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