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PHIL of Education, MEd. Curriculum and Pedagogy // He, Him

Oregon
Joined February 2012
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
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Porfiry Petrovich but in 1970s Los Angeles instead of 1860s St. Petersburg
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@combatbaltimore
Combat from Baltimore
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Someone just joined my Spotify jam at the gym and immediately skipped what I was listening to and played the Distance by Cake
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
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My gang thinks he’s being stalkdogged
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
My stalker thinks he’s being gangdogged
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
My dog thinks he’s being gangstalked
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
microwave beep is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
two different moms planned two different pizza parties in my honor..,. built different
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
Who up waiting for they W2
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
instead of calling cardio 'cardio', I'm gonna start calling it 'vascular'
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
My ex’s parents still love me and that’s how I know I’m completely blameless in the breakup
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@LaughterHaver
pavlo
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
They should let you trade Objects at the grocery store
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
I don’t smoke weed anymore but sometimes I try to do algebra w/ Roman numerals
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@DilettanteryPod
sean
1 year
a child with adultlike wonder
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@old_ric
Old Ric
1 year
My obituary will say I died in my sleep not because I passed away peacefully, but because I will have never succeeded in waking from my dogmatic slumber.
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Benn πŸ’›πŸ’™
1 year
DEWEYDUDES RISE UP
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Danielle May B. Here
1 year
found the spookiest Halloween reading just SITTING around my parents' house
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@BenjaminCrew1
Ben Crew
1 year
Paul Simon: "Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard" Bonedigger, Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me." Normal person: "Hey, man. How are you?"
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@jeremysmiles
Jeremy Kaplowitz
1 year
(desperately trying to remember the expression "a hit dog will holler") yea if you punch a dog really hard it will scream a lot
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@Nick_Pettigrew
Nick Pettigrew
1 year
Rewatching Paddington & I can’t help but notice he manages the whole boat trip from Peru without breaking a single jar of his marmalade. Not so clumsy when it’s your stuff & it matters to you are you, you little prick?
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@no_earthquake
no earthquake (ear flu victim)
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if it was me on that donkey don quixote and i would have fucked up those windmills let me just tell you that
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