𖣘Khanyii 𖣘࿐
@Khanyiithyst
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Good Girl ||Short Tsonga girl| Wits multi graduate||UCT student || Polyglot||Here to cause commotion😁
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Asking him to “cum for me” in a sexy voice so he can finish fast cause I’m bored>>>>
Pulling him towards your neck during missionary so you can roll your eyes in peace>>>
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I applied to be a Vice Chancellor at a University . I’m not here to play 🙏😭
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I am officially an admitted attorney of the high court!!!!!
Cela nithi hooray 🎊
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Someone in Matric will accept an offer to do a BA in Philosophy at Wits than an Accounting Degree at UJ because “Wits has a promising future”
Ayikho leyonto. Please guide your siblings wisely.🙏
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Your baby daddies are taking us out💔
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this is so triggering because I spent my ENTIRE high school like this, with dark spots even. People would always tell me to “drink water” or discuss my skin. When I went to varsity I got put on Oratane and that changed my whole life. Thats why I’ll never speak on someone’s skin🫶
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Imagine a spinoff of Young Sheldon where he’s an adult
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I’m only doing a PhD so I can impress my husband’s friends.
“Oh,so what does the Mrs do?”
“She has 2 masters degrees and a PhD.”
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Ukumitha bese indoda ingishiye lmao 💀💔That will crush me okay?!? I’m weak
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I love ucansi so much❤️
I don’t know why such pictures never trend ❤️🥺.
Our grandmothers are talented guys ❤️🤞🏽.
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My 2 cents; this only “looks inappropriate” because people have hypersexualised this body type. If a petite person wore this exact same outfit, trust me when I say no one would be saying shit.
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Starting a new job tomorrow at UCT
I’m still shocked at how I got it
Ayt…soke sibone phambili 💀Asbonge
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I wanna date a taxi owner. He has no time for discourse and I don’t have to pretend like I’m a thinker. Ngeke sixoxe indaba zama star signs. Just inyama yenhloko, wealth and ukuthwala 😭
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Aowa guys it’s 5am…
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It’s been exactly 2 years. We are tired
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Ah Yes, so he can get a taste of what he’ll never afford❤️
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I’ll buy you a car if awunayo. I once bought a man iPolo.
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The Tsonga nation birthed Kelvin Momo, DJ Maphorisa, Soa Mattrix, Mas Musiq, Aymos and Musa Keys and Ganyani.
Y’all are UP❤️
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Inendoda yomuntu so I’ll sit this one out 🙏sincerely,
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I was at Wits. I studied your philosophy and Rene Descartes dualism and I was getting golden key certificates. I had to redirect my focus because as umuntu wase-Soweto I had no business doing all of that. I’m just being real. If you want to insult me, go do Philosophy wena 💀
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While riding him>>>
Some of us excel at being on top.
I JUST FOUND OUT WOMEN OUT HERE CHOKING MEN WHILE HAVING S*X 🤣
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Remember that man I bought a PS5 for?
Lol the fact that we don’t even talk anymore💀💀Lomhlaba uyahlaba
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The first beat dropped an I knew that ke album of the decade. Kelvin Momo 😭🫶
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Bad skin is so isolating. You don’t even wanna make eye contact because you know someone will ask you “what do you use for your skin”.
So it just becomes easier to avoid people at once. Took a lot to get past that❤️ Thanks to Oratane pills yoh ngabe ngiyini 😔
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Omg I am so disappointed at the number of fans of The Big Bang Theory missed this joke. Y’all ain’t learnt a thing! Go rewatch it.🤍😅
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2 years ago I fumbled some guy from my Twitter. Yoh, now he’s untouchable. 😭😭Bathong ke sorry. Nnrate hape hle 🥹
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I bought a Samsung serif TV for 17k. Had to move back to JHB and couldn’t sell it. It’s in storage in CPT. I’m never buying pricey furniture ever again🤞whoever wants it can go get it in Maitland
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Anikho mnandi nina. Be honest
Once a man succeeds in getting in between your legs, he shows no interest in you again.
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We don’t talk enough about how fire 🔥 the new Kelvin Momo album Is. Y’all are sleeping on the broer 💔
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So me and my sneaky link are officially dating😭❤️😂
Lol I like him so much and he likes me too. It just makes sense
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@sondeeya
The deepest conversation we’ll ever have is about whether amasi sould be eaten with or without sugar. A simple life🙏
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@Sejane_Theslave
I am happy you made the right choice and it makes you happy. Ufunde kahle !
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He’s going to see this because he reads my tweets and HMU & claim someone sent him this screenshot and start acting out BUT not give it back. I know him. Lol
I never asked for it back because ngangimthanda when I bought it for him and my principle is isipho shouldn’t be returned.
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Pretending I don’t drink black label.
Learning masepa a di Love language.
Having to adjust to new sex.
The whole thing is just too much fok.
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Yoh stop posting about how single you are.
We’ve seen it. We know. And asikufuni.
Bathong!
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I don’t believe in Karma shem.
People who have hurt you? Their lives will go on shem and they will live blessed lives like chosen angels ✨
That’s why ngithi don’t turn the other cheek. Bashaye. Phindisela ububi ngobubi if that’s you want. Life’s not fair. You will suffer babe
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I don’t know what “wife material” is but she looks like it. So cute
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Bucie is coming back to the scene.
Soul Candi is back.
Ayyyyyeeeee
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Love seeing people with my body type being appreciated 🥺❤️
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Just remembered that I actually never participated in school photo day because of this. After grade 9 my self esteem was down bad that I decided to not take the school class photos at all. 😅I’m fine now. I’m just trying to show how sensitive this topic is❤️
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I’d like to say it’s so cute how people on twitter think I give a rats ass what they think. You don’t matter to me and I CERTAINLY DO NOT respect anyone’s opinion on here. You are NOTHING to me. I mean it. 😌Let me get my PhD from UCT in peace. My husband is paying for it.
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My father sent me 3k I didn’t ask for so I had to pull out the clan names❤️😁
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Umkhuba ongasile lo wokuthi amadoda acele imali yama Hennessy nama hair cut.
And they are so proud posting about it.
Giving money is masculine energy. You want a gent or you want a lady?
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Here’s the TV. I had money to waste back then. I don’t even watch TV because I’m always studying💀Got it beginning of 2022
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You’re not depressed. You just owe people money. Pls pay people back
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@Lisa_mnaka
@mixofloyd
Haibo golo ndini. You see that car in the background? It’s mine. You think I care about the gym.
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Uncle Waffles- Zinakekele
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@Menelik26
@Am_Blujay
Lol you read too many tweets. This is Twitter English 😂
“Romanticize” “, “gate keeper”
Lol ngiyakuzwa mina but relax bro bayazincokolela
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Just cooked dinner. Would you eat this with pap, steamed bread or rice?
I made brown rice
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I’ll be riding with him, brushing his thighs as I say “I’d do anything for you my king, I know this is your wildest possible dream” ❤️
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Bought myself an Apple Watch yesterday. Can’t wait to be annoying and read it constantly when I’m in public 😁
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HIV test yani sikhule sonke
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They gave us a 7% salary increase at work. Gonna spend it with a tall man this weekend.
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@neliswa__ngada
I got it last year. It’s very stable guys. It actually doesn’t move even if you push it cause the legs are made of steel and rubber. 💀😂 I still think it’s cute
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Took myself on a solo fine-dining date. It was nothing short of amazing
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@Irene_07S
Making sure he knows that even though his dreams are invalid, he can still test-drive it❤️True love if you ask me
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Jokes aside, lento BANGS!!! Yona ne Autumn harvest 😭❤️
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Honours- Research Project
Masters- Dissertation
PhD- Thesis
I don’t like it when y’all academics use these terms interchangeably.
You’re not doing a Thesis at an honours level pls.
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The phara in me would’ve texted “Danko, We UP . Spheti cuurp”
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Don’t delete this. It’s your truth. Congratulations on making great choices🥳
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