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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
10 days
@thuso_thelejane She left the child on purpose
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Nothing will happen to the people who did you wrong. Just heal.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
9 months
Saw hickie on my dad's neck yesterday... To confirm my fears he wore a turtle neck with a scarf today and it's not even that cold😭my poor mom💔🥺
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Amadoda will lie about loving your natural look then cheat with a girl wadi makeup and weaves😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 month
The craziest rebranding of all time.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
As a girlfriend/wife it's very important NOT to be understanding...
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
Team this up w your toothpaste... thank me later
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
4 months
Let's start a thread of some random advice. No specific topic just a great advice to live by:
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Banna make a decision do you love this or not?😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Stop telling us to pray, work hard and keep going... send us contacts of your connections
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
Stop bringing up a relatable story about yourself when someone is telling theirs.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
5 months
The loadshedding thats awaiting us in Jan is in the gym rn😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Ever listened to a person vent and realized they're the actual problem?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 months
Babe please put the left over food in the fridge. Men:
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
11 months
What do you know about these ones?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
4 months
What makes a woman not wanna give up her Gloria no more? Let's talk
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 months
Ashanti has a mkhaba but you won't hear Nelly making noise 😩
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2 months
The way Nelly and Ashanti are happy right now is a sign that we all should go back to our exes🥴
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
I've decided to stop buying toilet paper and buy wipes in bulk instead...
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
11 months
In this particular order.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 months
@Melo_Malebo You're objectified
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
I'll never!!!
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
11 months
WhatsApp people are so good at ignoring status updates even when you're asking a question😩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 months
Are you matured enough to date someone who's HIV positive?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
Saggy boobs make the best cleavage but once the bra's out...😩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
4 months
There's a message in that first energy you detect about someone. Don't ignore.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
After we both agree to date then what?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Amadoda will promise to love you forever when he's still broke and hustling only to marry his type when he gets moneyed😭...
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
My man is the worst person I tell you. I lied that I need cash to go see the Dr and buy some stuff... He just arrived with the things I said I needed and he says he'll take me to the Dr. I wanted cash😭😭😭
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@Aus_Keke
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10 months
Thoughts?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
4 months
@Life_After_18 Ay MegaMind shoes? I don't blame him
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
Anyone who downloads porn🚩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Guys what made you smash and never call her back again?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Akamubi umuntu wam weeeeh ngyaysab imali😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 years
A toy from Satan😡
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Should I take my 6yo for circumcision or let him grow and decide?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 months
@Slowburn_22 We never got the normality back
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
As a parent would you advice your pregnant teenage daughter to abort?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
17 days
Healing makes you lose interest in many things you once connected with. Not out of sadness, but out of finally seeing people and things for who and what they really are.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 month
Is intermittent fasting even safe? I mean, only tea for breakfast and only 1 meal a day?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
...kodwa I hate rough sex yoh😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
What causes depression?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
SETE makes me miss a boyfriend I don't have🥺
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 months
Your aunt might be the reason your cousin wants to exit this world.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
What does it mean when he gives you a hug and a forehead kiss after sex?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
No amount of pressure would ever make me smoke hubbly
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
10 months
@mightbesteez Me with Family guy, American dad, Dad's, Big bang theory, The middle, two and half men. Judge me neh, just judge me
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
10 months
Kanti y'all can hold funerals where you're renting?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 years
Smart move Thando🙌
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
11 months
Why do bosses always makes it feel like we're committing a crime when we call in sick?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
17 days
If I pay for his fade, we're indoors till it fades.
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
I don't get why people hate lazy people, I mean we didn't even do anything
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 months
That couple that was arrested in Tanzania
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
There's this clip of a groom who found out on their wedding day that his bride has 4 kids... now he doesn't wanna get married to her no more...
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
4 months
@MDNnewss So what if she did? They could've used it too
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
I wish people had at least a 30sec trailer so that I know what I'm getting myself into😩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
There's nothing beautiful about being single. You guys are sad! sad!
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
9 months
Guys mara what exactly is going on? What life is this?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
Things to keep as a secret?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
These DO NOT make a salad
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 month
Education people come this side. Is that post graduate certificate in education (PGCE) no longer valid? My cousin resigned as a teacher 3 years ago and now wants to get back to the system but struggling because she did PGCE and not BEd.
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1 year
@GR1FF1THSTM7 Reminds me of this one
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Getting back w your ex after y'all break up... does it ever work?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 month
The ability of sensing bad energy is a superpower. A person be acting all ok but you already know they're evil.
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@Aus_Keke
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10 months
What do these two have in common?
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@Aus_Keke
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4 months
"hitting it raw creates a strong bond" Otladi bona di strong bond tomorrow kadi hlooho tse heavy on their first day at school😩🚮
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@Aus_Keke
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2 years
I'm not enjoying at my workplace no more...I hate it here😭
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@Aus_Keke
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2 years
Your love language?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 months
@MDNnewss Wait until we get a shocker that even politicians are behind this guy
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
You know where the danger is? Imorning after pill yam turns 3 in October 😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
Nothing will happen to the people that broke your heart. Just heal😩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
I wish people had a 30 seconds trailer just so I know what I'm getting myyself into😩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 years
One thing about antibiotics?😭
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 months
@ChrisExcel102 So studying overseas with poor people's money doesn't keep a man?
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Aus Keke
5 months
@khvnyi Too demanding, emotionally draining and don't get me started with some alone time😩
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
3 months
As soon as you find the right partner, you'll realise there was nothing wrong about you♥️
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Aus Keke
1 year
What do you hate most about starting a new relationship?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
Clicks' 3 for 2 will leave you broke yoh😭
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Aus Keke
2 years
Toxic behaviours that are considered normal?
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Aus Keke
4 months
@destinyzee Sharp neh means uyomloya?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
7 months
Charles Kunutu>>Prince Charles
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2 years
Taking a break from mjolo after a break up only to jola the next wrong guy mawbuya😭
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Aus Keke
1 year
He only video calls me when he's at the office and at 7pm my calls aren't taken... What am I to him?😭
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Aus Keke
1 year
What are you starting to like less the older you get?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
2 months
My sister's husband is a real serial cheater. He just told her that he's got the HI virus from his side and he's sure that she has it too, he's not even apologetic. I feel so sad for her💔
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1 year
What makes a relationship last?
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1 year
How many times have you thought you've found the one?
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2 years
Realised how whites don't even speak proper English lapho thina we're always correcting each other ngaso?
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1 year
He found out but I apologised he said he's not ready to forgive😭
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1 year
Bread winners are the worst people
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Aus Keke
11 months
As to how I'm a beneficiary of someone who has her own twin and we've 4 years without proper communication... Beats me
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4 months
Y'all normalizing this "work husband/wife" thingy vele?
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
1 year
@ZamakonkeK Governmental looting
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@Aus_Keke
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3 months
Success according to black SAns
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@Aus_Keke
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1 year
Men what qualifies a woman as a wife material?
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3 months
This one made me call my ex 4 times last night and only heavy breathing 😭
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3 months
@MbazimaThomason Don't know how many times I've watched this... 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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5 months
@Musa_Khawula So no one is safe to you? This couple doesn't bother anyone😭
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Aus Keke
1 year
Living a lie also causes depression
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@Aus_Keke
Aus Keke
5 months
My friend called me crying saying her boyfriend said "at least I'm at peace now ngikhathele ngamantombaza amahle yoh" I can't stop laughing😭
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@Aus_Keke
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@kay_mahapa Apparently a visa means they've made it in life
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