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imagine if movie titles were just some white person name. what are the two biggest movies in the world right now again
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will never go to the restroom without thinking of the university of texas championship hydration levels chart
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"your february paycheck is smaller but february rent stays the same" should be enough to make anyone a communist tbh
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this is entirely a dril tweet down to the spelling
Gamming is now one of the elements of Hip Hop. That's right you heard it here first.
#WuTang
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mormonism 2 is going to kick ass
Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star) is engraved on stone plates to be conserved for the future. Your descendant can read it after 10,000 years !!!
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i can appreciate realism but *gets owned by 4000 BC-level military tactics*
I can appreciate realism but
@Bungie
c'mon. We either need to stop getting blinded or have all night time maps.
Here is a perfect example of someone out in the open but completely invisible due to the sun.
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20 years of mystery of what "CM PUnk" stands for and then having to confirm under oath that it stands for "Chick Magnet" is insanely funny sorry
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WWE: its so fucking stupid that they're wasting bryan's comeback run by having him wrestling big cass
AEW: its so fucking sick that theyre spending precious moments of bryan's farewell tour by having him wrestling big bill
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very college football coach to say that if their 18 year old charges experience symptoms of kidney failure it is their fault for being a Bad Guy
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i looked this up to make sure and oppa heimer style is only barely beating out whatever "30000 Miles From Chang'An" is
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i saw a big american flag at half mast today. probably for that axe body spray truck that exploded
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you, a fool: 'twitter is destroying the auteur myth by showing creator's thoughts to be dumb and banal"
me, wise:
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bourgeois decadence to relate to a literal Let Me Speak To Your Copper Manager complaint tablet. whereas the entire state of existing and doing any little task in the modern world is poetically wholly encompassed by "the sesame is visibly dying"
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stellaris names all of their patches after scifi authors so to huge fanfare they just announced their big overhaul Patch 3.0 is "The Dick Update"
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@MichaelBaumann
'fuckboy gemini Dorian Williams' is the phrase of the fall
Swifties watching week 4: who are the men in the stipe shirts? Are they the coaches?
Swifties week 13: (shouting at TV) MAN! MAN! Haha Sean McDermott is going man here, fucking idiot. We got Travis 1 on 1 against weak side linebacker and fuckboy gemini Dorian Williams! Let’s go!
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Go Gentle Into That Good Night, My Ass (I Won't Go Gentle Into That Good Night)
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its fucked up that all the cool and good people are depressed and all the assholes are fine, tbh
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it kicks ass to watch one of these blurry funny 10 second fail videos that could have housed and fed everyone i've ever loved
✈️An F-35 that crashed into the Mediterranean never managed to take off, footage has revealed.
A leaked video shows the £100m fighter jet accelerating up the ramp of HMS Queen Elizabeth’s flight deck, only for the pilot to eject as it reaches the top
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fuckin SCP wiki posits that memetic mind Kill images are shit like fractals and spirals or whatever but it’s shit like this that actually makes human brains completely halt
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ME, TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY SPORTS ARE COOL TO A DORK: imagine if rocket league had lore
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@kathbarbadoro
every since sophie moved from queens to seattle she complains a lot about how "everyone is so nice it sucks" which is something i get but don't entirely /get/ you know
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if you play minoru suzuki's theme at exactly 11:58:13 pm on new years eve the first "kaze ni nare" will play at exactly midnight start ur year off right
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god bless shibata for nearly dying and then waking up from fucking brain bleeding unconsciousness and immediately clowning yoshitatsu
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final fantasy made a high res guy just to say how much he sucks. geniuses
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y'all have electric mice and birds made out of fire and fucked up poison gas orb but you see a duck with an onion and call that "farfetched"
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stared at this tweet for like 15 seconds before i realized this wasn't an impeccably detailed fondant cake
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contender for Meltzer paragraph of the year. have tried to read and understand it 3 times and getting a headache it’s cognitohazardous prose
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"dribbling" in basketball coming from a rules exploit where you weren't allowed to run with the ball so guys learned to constantly drop it and run forward and then drop it again is very funny
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THE FIEND: my left glove says 'heal' and my right glove says 'hurt' - don't you find it interesting how those are the opposite thing? is not the true 'fiend' the society that divides us so
MASTER WATO: my left glove says 'wato' and my right glove says 'wato'. i am master wato
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just really reeling at the last 3 talk is jericho episodes being
- Coronavirus is a hoax
- trans rights are vital and you can do anything if you believe in yourself
- haunted prison???
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500 likes = pay me twenty dollars for lunch. trans rights direct action. here's a bail fund also pick one
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this is doing numbers and the capitalization haunts me. the only thing on my soundcloud is a donkey kong 64 shitpost
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“What’s elf on a shelf?”
“It’s like the patriot act but for Christmas”
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tanahashi is pouring bodybuilding supplements in his can of 7-11 malt liquor, fuckin' go ace
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this is maybe one of the best chess 201 lessons I’ve ever seen. you’re never gonna forget how pins work now
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muted this thread after about 5 minutes but i'm surprised at how many people took this as sarcasm/bad faith. i meant what i said. Big Cass kinda sucked and Big Bill is cool as hell. simple as
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.hack had the most realistic depiction of mmo players ever: a mastermind hacker who fucked with the game code just so she could be a catgirl
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nakamura all like 'man its not like they get three completely unrelated white people to pose every time they sign one of them'
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still mad about 1400 + 600 = 2000. petty bitch ass rules lawyer administration foh
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i think people abstract the concept of 'white russians' so much but they could really get more out of the big lebowski if they just sit and think what it means that he is a weirdo who just sips cream all of the time
If you order more than two white Russians in a row please know that your bartender is having a serious discussion with their manager about liability... sir we cannot serve you a pint of half and half....
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dysphoria is like, imagine if when you looked in the mirror you felt the same feeling that you do when you look at your bank account balance
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In which Dave meltzer, in getting mad about a bill to ban deathmatch wrestling, implies it is possible to teach kayfabe to a horse (2000)
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been thinking about how every semi-educated american grows up learning about stories about communist 'secret police' and then once you learn how to, you know, be comparative about cultures, it's like, america has the same thing its just called The Police
the big open secret of america is that police have more power than the entire actual "government" and "political system"
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tana showed up in full gear to play fire pro and thats why he's the fucking ace
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had a tweet blow up but i finally started my new job last week am i still allowed to beg for money
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don’t buy a drink just to flirt with the bartender you fucking weirdos
Is commissioning an artist with the intention of that being an in to become their friend an okay thing to do?
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KING JAMES VERSION: "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"
CONTEMPORARY TRANSLATION: "Mods?????"
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did not see "nakamura pulls off a second career revival by reinventing himself turning into Hot Toru Yano" coming but here we are
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FANS (chanting): MCDONALDS, MCDONALDS, MCDONALDS
GEDO: We have food at home
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happy june
transgender, polyamorous, pansexual, sapphic*. love my live-in roomate-girlfriend-wife, and my 95% cis long distance boyfriend-wife, and my various friends on various levels of the friend/romantic friend spectrum! its cool to be alive with other people.
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holy shit I just found out brockhampton’s “boogie” is built on a sample of Yujiro’s old theme
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brands please hire me to be the person who you run all your ads by so that you don’t accidentally say the wrong thing to fetish weirdos on this web site
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ME, DOING MY BEST IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE FROM NEW YORK: "that feel when you take the subway to another borough"
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the best Simpsons scene is where they’re all trying to debate “the moral to the story” and then Lisa suggests maybe there is none and Homer is like “exactly. it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened” and then the episode ends
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still insanely funny to me that every episode of monday night raw has a fucking episode title
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im allowing myself 30m to be glad macron won but at noon you KNOW i'm calling him a shit neoliberal who embodies the world's structural rot
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the last few patches have been Butler, Wells, Verne, Shelley. the Dick update.
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the brewers traded away "the ability to potentially sign useful baseball players" for "useful baseball players". bad move. what were they thinking
The Brewers had a ton of future payroll flexibility before the moves today.
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start tweeting about vines in all caps like wretched film twitter perverts. I'M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES (2015)
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one time when i was 4 years old i busted my face open and instead of going to the ER she couldn't afford my mom drove me to her temp job, which was with the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim and the team trainer stitched my face up
Have you ever postponed or skipped getting health care you needed due to the cost?
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this is actually fine to good in the long run as long as developed nations have the cultures, regimes, and capacity to handle the soon inevitable large scale cultural migrations. now to read any piece of news ever
Fertility rate: 'Jaw-dropping' global crash in children being born
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yoshi-hashi become a mouthguard guy not for aesthetics but legit because he fell down and brained himself is very yoshi-hashi
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when a bad wrestling theme song becomes actually good once you hear it over and over and are conditioned to associate it with bonkers good shit, that’s called the Judas Effect
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as a scholar of the art form i think this might be the single best comedy wrestling spot ive seen in my life
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