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haven’t concert tickets always been a luxury item or did i just grow up poor
Concert tickets are becoming a luxury item. The days of being able to easily get tickets directly from Ticketmaster without stress and extreme diligence are gone. You all but have to get them on the resale market these days and that’s if you can afford them.
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sick, disabled, pregnant, tired, working from home, has a newborn, recovering from surgery, has a broken bone, waiting on a delivery they have to sign for, waiting on an important phone call, need to go grocery shopping, just because they want to & it’s their money.
I’m constantly seeing people get DoorDashed breakfast as I leave my building to walk the dog
Like, one bagel and a coffee delivered
This is insane right? Unless you’re disastrously hung over with no food in the house…?
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can’t get abortions. can’t get plan b. can’t get tampons. cant get decent, affordable maternity and postpartum care. can’t get formula. women are screwed if they have babies. women are screwed if they don’t.
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my boyfriend is taking me to get my nails done tonight, which he’s never done before, and then he says he wants to go out on sunday to recreate our first date.
is he doing the thing or is he fucking with me?
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i still can’t wrap my head around that surrogate on tik tok who still has the babies over a year later because the parents just never came to get them.
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doordash is crazy expensive but… why do you care what your neighbors are doing? do you pay their bills?
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parents that refuse to take their sexually active teens to the OBGYN make me so sad. that’s how shit like HPV and cervical cancer go undiagnosed until it’s too late. if your teen is sexually active, take them to get STD testing.
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i hope my daughter is always unapologetically her. i hope no one ever dulls her sparkle. she has such a vibrant personality and style, and i don’t want her to ever lose it.
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everyone’s saying alcohol, weed, porn but i think it’s actually caffeine.
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@iammelibee
i love how the haters are caught up on the vegetarian part and just glossing right over the cider part.
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@bignoodlefan
people would talk about this in my due date groups all the time. like no i’m not getting rid of my cat…? wtf
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if my husband just texted me one day to tell me he was disappearing on me & the kids for 2 days with no notice or discussion, i’d be serving him divorce papers. like sorry but there is no defending this lmao
All he asked for was a couple of days to himself. He has been working 14 hours a day for 6 weeks straight. He provides and made sure everyone got what they wanted for the holidays. A lot of men hold the weight of the world on their shoulders. I tell my male clients all the time
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i got to my kid’s school 20 minutes early for pick up bc i was already out running errands & there was already a long line of cars. how early are these people showing up just to sit here??
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every time i remember maternity leave is only 6-12 weeks in the U.S., i get irrationally angry for all working moms. it’s absolute bullshit we have to leave our babies that quickly.
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HE DID THE THING
my boyfriend is taking me to get my nails done tonight, which he’s never done before, and then he says he wants to go out on sunday to recreate our first date.
is he doing the thing or is he fucking with me?
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i once had a coworker tell me she took off leap day every four years because no job was getting an extra day of work out of her and honestly i love that.
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i started dating my husband two weeks after breaking up with my ex. don’t let your boyfriend keep you from meeting your husband, ladies.
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wife that spends too much money on holiday home decor 🤝 husband that supports it
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guys he bought my daughter a necklace that matches the ring. he’s going to give it to her when we tell her. 🥺
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@meownikaa
people on fb marketplace are miserable. i would’ve been like “you can absolutely return them & i’ll give them to someone who will actually appreciate them. 😌”
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please why did i ask my husband who his work wife is and he was like “i work with all men. i have kenny. he’s like a work grandpa. he asks me how you are everyday. i tell him ‘kenny, the same as yesterday. terrible.’”
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my life would improve significantly if i made $8,000 a month
$8000 a month not even enough money in this economy.
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but no worries bc as soon as i got home, she laid down on the heating pad so i would turn it on. 😐 2/2
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my kid doesn’t get home until 4:15 & goes to bed at 9:00. so she only has 4.75 hours. she has therapy & gymnastics some nights. then we have to make dinner & she has to sit down & eat it. afterwards, she has to shower, get ready for bed, pick her clothes out for the next day,
Schools finish about 3:30, yes?
And your kids go to bed about 10pm, some later.
But the idea of an hour of homework is horrifying?
Out of 6.5 hours, you can’t find the time for an hour’s homework?
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my husband called me, concerned our dog might be overheated bc we left the windows open & the AC off today & it got into the low 80s this afternoon. i was only 10 minutes from the house so i told him to turn the AC on & i’d close the windows when i got there. 1/2
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my daughter’s teacher handed this out today at the meet & greet and i thought it was really nice.
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if you see someone venting about a bad pregnancy, labor, birthing, hospital, baby, child, or parenting experience and your first instinct is to chime in with how you can’t relate because of how great your experience was, you should probably learn to the read the room.
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nobody looks at their baby and thinks this, kathy.
mothers who are pro choice are so disturbing to me. i don’t understand how can someone look at their beloved child and think, “under other circumstances, i would have killed you”
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unpopular opinion: this is good parenting. you wonder why your children grow up and barely have a relationship with you? it’s because you can’t give them basic decency and respect when they’re young.
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my 8 year old called me from the school saying she left her water bottle at home & asked me to bring it to her. my husband said, jokingly, “she can drink out of the water fountain. back in my day we didn’t have water bottles.” i said thank god you aren’t on mom twitter. 💀
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i hope everyone that tried to blame SIDS on vaccines feels dumb now ❤️
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the only argument about screen time that absolutely kills me is specifically people in their 20s talking about “we didn’t grow up with screen time” bc that is the biggest load of bullshit i’ve ever heard. we absolutely had tv, computers, & video games. especially the video games.
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if i found out my husband had a “work wife”, i would simply commit a crime.
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i agree kids shouldn’t go to school with any any kind of sick symptoms but for that to actually be a thing, schools need to get rid of their attendance policies.
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does it bother anyone else that cuss words are meaningless and they’re only inappropriate because we made it that way?
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i know no one wants to hear this but get rid of the clothes that don’t fit. you know the ones that you’re hoping will fit again once you lose or gain that weight. they’re dark clouds hanging over your head every time you open up your closet. donate or sell them.
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whoever made premenstrual and pregnancy symptoms the same, right to jail.
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i understand stocking up on stuff but why keep it all in the shower? the bottles in the shower get so gross. that’s a lot to wipe down every time you clean the shower. 😭
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PLEASE JUST SEW THE GOD DAMN PADDING INTO BRALETTES, SPORTS BRAS, AND SWIM SUIT TOPS. IF I WANTED SOMETHING WITHOUT PADDING, I WOULD’VE BOUGHT IT THAT WAY.
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if fetuses are a life, then why can’t you take out a life insurance policy on them? why don’t they qualify for the child tax credit? why didn’t they qualify for the stimulus payments? why don’t non-custodial parents pay child support for them?
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my kid’s teacher has sent a couple letters home bolding & underlining the fact that kids should bring HEALTHY snacks for their snack time at school & like yeah, ideally your kids are mostly eating healthy food but i also don’t believe in limiting snacks like that. if my kid wants
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the funniest thing about c-sections, and being awake while getting surgery, is overhearing the casual conversations that the doctors & nurses are having. you’re laying there with your stomach wide open & they’re talking about their birthday plans.
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i don’t remember who posted it but i saw a post on here yesterday about how they were sad they hadn’t done anything with their wedding bouquet & then they found out their sister had put it in a jar for them. i also hadn’t done anything with my wedding bouquet so i stole the idea.
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i don’t care if moms get a babysitter so they can go out every weekend. if they got a babysitter every saturday so they could run errands in peace, nobody would care. if it was a dad, nobody would care. moms can have social lives that don’t include their children too.
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yeah heartbreak sucks but have you ever accidentally refreshed your tik tok feed in the middle of watching a good video so now you’ll never know how it ends?
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you should be able to enroll in health insurance at any time. you shouldn’t have to wait for open enrollment periods or qualifying life events.
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yesterday, in the due date group, they were talking about how it isn’t safe to watch horror movies while pregnant and i just feel like at some point we have to say enough is enough to all these rules.
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i still stand by the fact that children shouldn’t have to do homework. children spend 8 hours in school learning & then have to go home & do more of it & that’s crazy.
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i put my notice in at 1:08 pm and my boss announced, for some reason, at 2:51 pm that there was already a job posting out for my position. so if you’re thinking about quitting your toxic job, here’s your sign.✨
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being a working mom is hard. i can’t be in two places at once. i either let my kid down or lose my job.
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it took me 5 seconds to go to her social media & find out that her husband is a stay at home dad who’s super involved so you can save the rage baiting for something else.
"first night with a newborn and raw parts of postpartum" girls can we identify whats wrong here. whats absent in this. whats the elephant in the room or rather the lack of an elephant in the room. what's mysteriously curiously mystifyingly missing?? ?
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a mom in a fb group asked what she should do about her step son sneaking food in the middle of the night. in the comments, she goes on to explain he isn’t allowed to “freely” eat during the day & can only eat food that he’s served.
so basically you’re starving your step son?
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this reminded me that when my 8 year old was a toddler she went through a phase where she refused to get buckled into her car seat so i told her she had to or i would go to jail. a few weeks later she told her dad, who i am not with, that i was going to jail. without any context.
@momofdroids
*takes a sip of water while merging onto the highway* my kid: yeah my mom loves to drink and drive
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did anyone else see the tik toks where the woman found out her husband had been pretending to have a job & pay the bills for 6 months & he was getting increasingly angrier & more violent & her therapist thinks he would’ve eventually killed her if she hadn’t found out & left or
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planet fitness did find my credit card information that i have never given to them and started charging me again after i closed my bank account. how is that not illegal lmao 💀
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receiving child support doesn’t make someone *not* a single parent. a little bit of money doesn’t change the fact that the custodial parent is doing literally everything by themselves. i can’t believe we’re still gatekeeping single parenting.
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getting your ID out of that stupid tight slot in your wallet should be an olympic sport.
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i think we should normalize having registries for kid’s birthday parties if you’re inviting your children’s school friends. i don’t know your child. i don’t know what to get them.
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if you're in your 20s, i can't stress this enough: (a thread)
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might i suggest the cute baby name renesmee
Suki Waterhouse confirms she’s pregnant, expecting first child with Robert Pattinson.
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let’s say your child was getting married & you were going to give them $24,000 to pay for it but then they came to you & asked you if they could elope or just have a small wedding & put that money towards a house instead, would you say yes or no & why?
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hulu is the weakest link in the streaming app industry and no one can convince me otherwise.
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being unemployed is so funny bc why am i at tj maxx at 9:00 am on a week day. who does that?
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during covid, my husband (then boyfriend) & i would go to a drive thru or pick up food from & eat in our car while watching a movie on our phones bc you didn’t really have a lot of options for dates during that time & it was nice just getting out of the house sometimes. 1/2
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i don’t want to focus on the negative but someone threw water on us during a big photography moment last night thinking it would be funny & i just wanna say if you think that’s a good idea to do after a bride has spent a lot of money on makeup, hair, & photography - it’s not.
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people need diapers and wipes for every baby. what if their first and second child are different genders? what about big age gaps? unexpected pregnancies? not everyone has houses big enough to store things from their first child.
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this game is played in facebook wedding planning groups but i don’t like them so i’m going to play with twitter because i like y’all.
these are four dresses i tried on & one of them is the one. which one do you think it is?
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all men who support roe v. wade being overturned should have to get vasectomies and if they don’t like someone telling them what to do with their bodies, then they’ll just have to fucking get over it.
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i’m still thinking about the person in my due date group that had their baby a few months early and is pregnant again. while the rest of us are still pregnant with the first baby.
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i hope everyone used protection this month bc if not, you’ll be buying birthday and christmas presents in the same month for the rest of forever.
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sorry SAHMs you’re not allowed to leave the house or do anything fun. also you’re not allowed to laugh. ever.
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babies in public get a bad rep but have y’all ever been around a group of pre-teens and teenagers? especially when they don’t have direct parental supervision? give me all the crying babies over that.
Babies shouldn’t be allowed on flights and u simply cannot tell me otherwise 👍🏼 they are simply a fucking nuisance for everyone else
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this is probably an unpopular opinion, boomer opinion or something but i wish parking spots were bigger. trying to get kids out of the car with no room between you & the car next to you is the worst.
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why are like 99% of kids pajamas long sleeve shirts and pants? i don’t understand why it’s so hard to find short pajamas or nightgowns for kids. my kid gets too hot at night for that warm shit. 😭
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being aware your mentally ill thoughts and feelings are unhinged and irrational is annoying bc you still have to feel and think them.
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if you’re thinking about ever having kids, just know that fighting a tiny human every morning to get them up & to go to school is the hardest thing you will ever have to do. it’s harder than going to war.
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i unfortunately see a white man
Apparently, if you can see a panda, you're left-brained, and if you can see two turtles swimming, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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do you ever want to get rid of everything & be a minimalist because the clutter around the house drives you absolutely crazy but you’re also very sentimental & can’t talk yourself into getting rid of anything?? just me??
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get you a man who wipes you off with the towel instead of one who just throws it at you.
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this may be an unpopular opinion but i think judges should be held accountable if they give an ab*sive parent custody/visitation and then something happens to the child(ren) at the hands of the ab*sive parent.
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my religious coworker just asked me if my husband and i moved in together now that we’re married lmaooo
oh, honey. we live in sin around here.
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after i failed my PPD screening at my postpartum appointments, they gave me a little handout that had in person & virtual resources on it. i went as far as looking up one of the facebook groups listed & couldn’t find it. i guess it had been deleted. i feel like that beautifully
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friendly reminder when calling out of work you don’t have to give your boss a long, detailed explanation of why. i’m sick, i have a doctor’s appointment, my kid is sick is, etc. is more than enough. leave it there. never give them more info than they need.
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my daughter is 6 and this was her first time drawing stitch ever. it’s so good. like she didn’t even practice???
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i think every pregnancy should have at least one ultrasound at the end. it’s kind of wild that a lot of times dating and anatomy scans are the only ones people get. some birth and postpartum trauma could be prevented if things were caught before the person was in labor.
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one time my 6 year old’s friend was over, who is also 6, and my daughter was telling her how she has a “diary” but couldn’t show her friend because it’s private and her friend went, “just show me. i can’t read.” 😂
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“why don’t kids ride the bus anymore????”
1. there’s a bus driver shortage in the u.s. most schools don’t have enough drivers for all the buses they need.
2. my kid’s bus driver was so mean to the kids, he got fired and they haven’t found him a replacement. so. here we are.
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it’s not the update y’all want... but here’s my nails ft. my boyfriend’s finger 💍
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