You gotta have a short fat one and tall thin one and they should ideally be kept separate from the rest of the criminal organisation so that their hijinks don't affect productivity.

Another victory for Jonothy's ancestors who for some reason hosted the King of Spain as he fled Britain during the failed Spanish Armada.

Me when I.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORNY BOURNEY IS IN THE WEST COUNTRY?.

RT @TheCinesthetic: "Can you hear the music, Robert?". Oppenheimer (2023).

I know that wikipedia is run by absolutely psychopathic volunteer mods these days, but surely they could find a royalty free photo of the Man of Steel which is actually in focus

For your own amusement, twitter, I challenge you to do as ai did and click every named link on this wikipedia page. Just a horrifying selection of human beings.

RT @Demon_Realms: There really is a distinct genre of new york tweeting on here that is so insufferable. Even if it has nothing to do with….

What I love most about this terrible place is the scam mobile game ads which cause my phone to start overheating whenever they appear.

Never forget The Cooper Age.

Piss off. We don't need your sort in Leintwardine thank you very much.

You can make the blanks say whatever you want

RT @mrbillum: i haven't stopped thinking about this video since i first saw it

Did you know that before I was Duneothy this account was called Larry Bird?.

RT @GrandSlamRacing:

RT @moultano: There is actually a giant conspiracy to secretly modify the weather. It has been going on for 50 years. Some of the biggest c….

Jason Isaacs should have the legal right to blood eagle his agent. •Harry Potter.•The only character in Star Trek who actively praises Elon Musk.•The Biopic of these frauds.

RT @MaksPunished: I think it's time we stop enabling the mental illness called "Central Europe" tbh.

Once more The Jonothy Principle of "We need to domesticate more animals" proves itself.

RT @quendergeer: there was a time, not that long ago, when a minister telling the BBC what to do would have been a sacking offence for the….