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Grok: this account is a high signal frumtwitter-authority with thousands of dedicated fans that only pretends he doesn't care about engagement as a cope.
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Joined February 2009
Old and Busted: Giuliani New Hotness: Julani
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J Witnesses making the rounds in Bergenfield. I asked if they wanted some water and to wash their feet. Didn't go over well.
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Adam Schefter almost called him Adoshem Mitchell out of muscle memory
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Clearly this guy should be the next mayor, I don't make the rules
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דָּ"אַ הוֹצִיאוֹ מֵחֲלָלוֹ שֶׁל עוֹלָם וְהִגְבִּיהוֹ לְמַעְלָה מִן הַכּוֹכָבִים, וְזֶהוּ לְשׁוֹן הַבָּטָה מִלְמַעְלָה לְמַטָּה: If you look at a star 4000ish lightyears away you're looking at the same thing at the same time(?)
And He brought him outside, and said: Look towards the heavens and count the stars if you are able to count them?... So [numerous] will your descendants be Genesis 15:5
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I just spoke with @Jamaicasrabbi, he's in a safe room with his family, but the chabad house has sustained major damage already. Please support them to get through the storm and recover:
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You know those frenetic cut scenes in 30 Rock where you laugh at the lunacy because it's such over the top satire, yeah that
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<whispers> Hi Rabbi
Honestly impressed When the ceasefire leining cosplay got up to כו :ב, she starts whispering hashems promise of giving lands to the avos like it’s the tochecha!
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I reSPECTfully disagree. My good friend Noach was putting up those numbers while drinking a six pack of Miller High Life during half time. Imagine if he had Avraham's training and nutrition.
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"I don't want to hear about Tzadik this and Tamim that. Noach was in the league with a bunch of plumbers. If he played in Avraham's era he'd be nothing" @MoishFrancesa
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Who's playing Rav Aharon
Netflix is developing a TV series about the Kennedy family, described as the American version of ‘The Crown’ Michael Fassbender has been cast as Joseph Kennedy Sr (Source: https://t.co/ibb25pbeCW)
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