“No, I’m serious, this time it’s a totally valid reason to be hateful toward a group of Jews.” -the world every 75 years

When someone says “I have no problem with Jews, just Zionists.”

Tis’ the season. #HappyChanukah

Ever think that your assumption to believe every heinous thing people who hate Israel say Israel has done says more about you than it does Israel?

When you’re not sure if the shoes you’re wearing on Yom Kippur are actually leather

Disappointed I couldn’t even make it to the first 2 lists.

Jews: We are concerned about the rise in anti-Semitism. The world: Shut up, Jews.

Lest you think that writing silly jokes has no positive impact in the world. The Jeopardy sketch was part of @AmudimOrg’s Unite To Heal campaign last week, but little did we know how much healing we’d all need this week.

“We can’t turn off our menorahs!” This interview made me cry. 😢 Every Jewish person needs to watch this.

Trying to figure out if you can park somewhere in NYC.

Time for this again.

The insanity of people having to make a statement about Gaza every time Jews get attacked is the subtle part of antisemitism and it’s why Jew-hate really is always different. When 10 black people were murdered in a church in Charleston, I didn’t remember there being a need to

I’m old enough to remember when airlines charged us for checking bags because of gas prices being high. Curious when gas prices are gonna be cheap enough to remove the baggage fee.

Obviously I’m gonna sound like a crotchety old man, which I am, but I feel like the plunges in quality I’ve seen in the airline industry over the last decade might be the biggest drop of any industry, maybe comparable to journalism and entertainment.

“If I just condemn Israel, they’ll like me.”

I know we’re still distraught thinking about what happened in Australia, but If you could use a laugh, I, @amiKozak, and Dovi Neuburger, worked on this sketch for @AmudimOrg. Special guest appearances by Liz Glazer and Mikey Greenblatt.

Antisemitism is soon gonna be redefined in the dictionary as “acting prejudicial or hostile against Jewish people, but Islamophobia is also something that should not be ignored either.”

With the terrorism in Australia and Rob Reiner, people sure seemed to miss Shannon Sharpe and Chad Ochocinco go full antisemite.

We’re probably about 10 years too late for this, but this is a great interview in being able to be friends with people of differing political opinions.

Way too evergreen.

Esther: We have been sold, I and my people, to be destroyed, to be killed, and to be wiped out. Haman: You know, discrimination against other minorities exists too.