Eli Lebowicz
@EliLebowicz
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Jewish Comedian. Co-creator of JSketch. Gelilah Guy. I just wanna go back to making niche jokes about Judaism.
New Jersey, USA
Joined December 2009
“No, I’m serious, this time it’s a totally valid reason to be hateful toward a group of Jews.”. -the world every 75 years.
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Elmo was totally behind the Jumbotron thing to get attention off him.
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When you see Pinchas enter the tent with a spear walking toward Zimri
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Bigger than the miracle of Jews still being around all these years is the obsession with Jews still being around all these years.
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RT @Aizenberg55: 🧵GAZA FATALITY UPDATE: Hamas released a new fatality list on July 15, with 58,000 deaths. It reveals:. ➡️Combat-age deaths….
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There’s a certain disingenuousness that truly happens where the left just has no self awareness at all.
The endless haranguing of @ZohranKMamdani over a phrase he never even used is one of the dumbest and most dishonest news fixations I’ve ever seen.
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At least the guy cheating on his wife wasn’t eating Cholent on a Thursday night.
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The Killers during the song Mr. Bright Side.
Coldplay is funny, but what's the funniest band it could have been?.
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RT @EliLebowicz: Jewish educators often struggle to teach kids about Pinchas because of the sexual content of the story. -Pinchas was gre….
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I knew Jews weren’t white.
white people love to eat cheese.
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This is the one day LinkedIn is actually crazier than X.
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
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Hogwarts also is a synagogue.
Why was there a synagogue on Epstein's island with an owl statue tied to moloch mounted on it?. This runs far deeper and darker than most can grasp
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Fantastic.
they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album.
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Driving after 6 weeks feels good. I’m no longer a 15-year-old needing a ride to the movies.
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Nothing like a call for violence disguised as activism.
Israelis shouldn’t feel peace. They shouldn’t feel calm. They shouldn’t feel safety. They shouldn’t be allowed joy at the beach during genocide. Israelis shouldn’t be able to go on vacation abroad while a Palestinians are exterminated. They should feel isolated, alone, shunned.
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Amazing.
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Driving for the first time in 6 weeks since my surgery on the way to my gig at Meat in Crown Heights.
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Reminder that while Assad was slaughtering hundreds of thousands, Israel actually helped Syrians.
Israel is doing way more for the people of Syria than the UN. But sure, boycott a country that truly does good in the world. #ConanIsrael
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