Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵
@JohnnyRiggs9
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I get suspended a lot. Locked in @januaryjames’s old refrigerator on the porch.
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Joined September 2020
We should’ve stopped at the .mp3 player and left the phone on the wall
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I like how Indian scammers literally ruined India’s entire reputation forever.
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As of late, the protests have morphed into a right wing group referring to themselves as the “Patriots” and left-wing protesters (Antifa) battling it out — mostly just a ton of cameras up in the air recording each other.
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I’m warning you, I have emojis that I don’t understand and I’m not afraid to use them.
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Since I'm a content creator now I really need to start drop shipping coffee or tea or something this going to actual work every day is a bunch of horse shit
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Welcome to Twitter, observe Hypocrisy in its natural habitat.
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i like the ones who might kill me in my sleep… it makes waking up more special
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Don’t just tell him how much you love him, tell him how much you want him. Men need to hear it too.
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Give us an option to revert Direct Messages back or I’m shopping my private messages elsewhere.
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I know a lot of young people feel disaffected right now, especially young men. Let me tell you a little story. At a local small town meeting recently, an elected representative stumbled over her words, couldn’t really form her question, eventually asked something she should
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Governors flaming each other on Twitter What a time to be alive
Colorado has collected over $3B in marijuana tax revenue to pave roads, build schools, rec centers and so much more, all while successfully cracking down on the underground market. Oh, and we didn't use $50M in taxpayer dollars to block access to freedom. But you do you.
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Dear Cyber Security People With Money, It is that time of the year again. Please be prepared for me to borderline harass you for free things I can give to people. Dear Nerds, It is that time of the year where I spam giveaways for nearly 45 days and you consider muting me
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I’m pretty sure Americans know how to run a fucking gas station.
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I'm sorry I'm not trying to be mean I've just been in a really bad mood for the last 11 years
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Intern asked me yesterday: "How do you always know what to do?" I looked him dead in the eye. "I don't. I just know how to look like I do." He laughed. Thought I was joking. I pulled up my browser history from last Tuesday. "How to configure VLAN on Cisco switch" "What
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People who say we have a "fake economy" propped up by an "AI bubble" forget that we have solid, robust economic base of social media grifting and gambling.
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If you’re growing bored of the thousands of podcasts mostly all copying each other - there are thousands of old books you can read. You can even be one of the last few people who goes to a library to check them out. It costs nothing - and no YouTube commercials every 5 minutes.
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If you think you’re my husband’s work wife, no, you’re not. Don’t try me.
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