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Nerdy bear on the classic RPG podcast Square Roots, mostly games or cars. Please don't feel required to tolerate my nonsense. 40s // BC // not tall // he/him
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Did you know Charli XCX is short for Charli Xenoblade Chronicles X
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The black and white photos of this school in all these articles is misleading. This school closed in 1978. It was closed after Star Wars was released.
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I remember one guy online saying I would never get a partner from pics where I make this stupid face and look at me now uhhhh oh wait
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I tweaked my back trying to get a 36" CRT into my Beetle send help
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It’s nice to see a game that portrays realistic queer relationships for a change
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I forgot my work polo at home so I guess everyone here is getting a gun show tonight
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Porky uses me as a human shield against the world.
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I would say this sweater has become uhh snug after 10 months of no gym
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I'm on busky with the same alias but I posted this pic and it only got one like I don't know if I can handle that
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I shaved my face in a fit of madness last week while sick
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6’5”
Post your height and a picture of you that you love.
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Just zooming from my apartment. I haven't left in a while.
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I was going through my attempts to take professional pictures for work because I had to find another one and basically all my photo serieses devolved into this
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Drop a cool photo of you doing your job
Drop a cool photo of you doing your job
(okay, this was seconds before we starting recording, but you get it)
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@TweetsByBritt
It's true, I'm always sizing other men up. Are they taller than me? Are they stronger? What's their reach like? Would they give gentle kisses, or strong ones with just a hint of danger?
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Remember when Zangief used to have balls the size of cantelopes? Look what they took from us. We used to be a real country.
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Back on night shifts! (Please note I’m actually quite happy about this)
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Alright I admit it I have been alternating heavy lifting with Dance Centrals 1 through 3 every night for the past two months and I love it my secret is out
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Only us olds now remember the trash fire that was bear411, run by a bonkers guy who would dictate whether or not you could call yourself a bear
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this one that was literally a joke about what I should take for my work promotional shot
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My cohosts are cyber bullying me because they realized I sit on the floor to play video games.
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I regret to inform everyone that it has come to my attention that I am 5’6”, not 6’5”. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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I literally, actually shaved my upper lip three hours ago
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I try hard not to dwell on choices Past Johnny made but this one is definitely a Past Johnny, No! moment
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UK transphobes sure don’t like my picture. For what it’s worth I’m a guy though.
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It’s my birthday! I’m on a bus! Birthday bud! Toot toot!
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What I looked like when GTA V came out versus now:
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Post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pics
Post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pics
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See I’m comfortable
@making
dumb faces in my pictures because if I try smiling I look like I very much will murder someone
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Given that no one will be meeting me for at least a year I feel now is a great time to remind everyone I’m very tall.
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I haven’t been to the Broadway / City Hall station before. There’s teeth statues!
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Frankly all forty of you tagging me in The Super Hot New Zangief Reveal made my day.
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man every gay I know is lusting after Bill in TLOU but seriously if you need a paranoid libertarian survivalist in your life I know like twenty and they're all awful but I can introduce you
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