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Nicolas Cage Enthusiast | ن | pro-life | will feed you | #MisesCaucus | Feral Italian housewife | T1D Mama Bear | Jesus is the one I love most.
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Milestones in a young woman’s life:
- your first bra.
-your first period.
-your first knife fight.
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Hey, you guys remember that time a dude ran over 60 people at a parade and it just got memory holed?
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David Hogg got famous off the backs of his dead classmates. He’s never done anything of note except not get shot.
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If you need to be a biologist to identify a woman, doesn’t that imply being a woman is biological?
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Breaking: Rage Against The Machine to change name to Show Me Your Papers.
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$3.5 trillion is nothing, but $600 bucks requires the Feds to go searching through your finances?!
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On a scale of 1-10, how good looking do you think you are?
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If BLM had stormed the Capitol, January 6th would be a federal holiday next year.
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Is it any coincidence that $600 is exactly what a person makes pretax if they work a 40 hour week at $15 per hour? But please, keep telling yourselves they’re looking for billionaires.
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My 6 year old just called cleavage a “fun crack” and I’m not even sure how to parent that.
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@TRHLofficial
Sorry I was irrationally yelled at by a big twitter account for pointing how beyond ridiculous this whole reboot is. I am not allowed to comment anymore 😂🤣
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I was raped when I was 19. A gun would’ve been useful then. Only creeps want to take away a woman’s ability to defend herself.
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Men, please help me out here: this blew my mind when I heard it, and I have ZERO idea if it’s true. Does every male interaction with another male come with the threat of violence, no matter how small? Like even with friends and family there’s always a slight chance of violence?
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Horses drink water. Do you drink water? Are you a fucking horse?
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The voter suppression in Georgia is wild. They only gave us 3 weeks to vote & since I didn’t use that time I had to stand in line at a polling station 2 minutes from my front door for AT LEAST 7-12 minutes. Oh. AND they tried to verify I am who I say I am!!!
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Hate Putin all you want, but at least the dude ended COVID in like 24 hours.
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@raggapegs
It’s weird, you call yourself the voice of reason, but your tweets indicate otherwise.
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@SunIslandMusic
I mean, I find it strange, but if a man wants to wear a jean jacket in 2023 who am I to stop them?
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BREAKING: AOC is COVID positive. I hope she didn’t get a bunch of people sick in Florida.
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Che Guevara
-Was a mass murderer
-Forced gays into labor camps
-Was a racist
-Opposed a Free Press
-Is beloved by young people brainwashed by a leftist indoctrination system.
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I’m not saying manual labor is a replacement for therapy, but we fired our gardener, had our son start mowing the lawn- His anger issues and attitude have pretty much dissipated. My husband and I have been weeding and mulching the yard together, our marriage is stronger than it’s…
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So, when is Gaige Grosskreutz going to be charged? Turns out he was the one with the “illegal” gun. Turns out he was the one that attacked a minor. Turns out he was the one “that shouldn’t have been there in the first place”.
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You’ll never see a bigger racist than a liberal white woman talking to a liberty minded person of color.
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Wow, you guys are pissed that I made a Communism joke. Seriously though, I can say one good thing about Communism, they sure know how to solve an obesity problem.
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Ladies, ladies, calm down.. you’re both ugly.
Hannah says men don’t desire women over 30…
Who are you choosing?
Lib Angela Belcamino (aged 41) or conservative H. Pearl Davis (aged 26)?
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You loved them in “Feds in Shorts” now they’re back in an all new musical comedy “Heil You Doing?!” The Times called it “alreich”. The post declared it the new “Springtime for Hitler”. The FBI said “it doesn’t exist”.
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I don’t care if you like boobs, have boobs, show boobs, hate boobs, whatever, but we need to end the fed.
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I just had pancakes delivered to my door at 10pm. You can’t convince me there’s not a moral case for capitalism.
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I don’t get the anger towards trad wives. What’s wrong with raising your babies, cooking meals for your family, making love to your husband, & keeping the house clean? My husband works super hard everyday. I don’t want to do what he does. Seems I got the better end of this deal.
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My husband got a Georgia license yesterday. He called me up super proud and told me he’s getting a shot gun and a pick up truck. He also said everyone is getting guns for Christmas. I feel like probably he loves it here as much as I do.
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@AnnLesbyPhD
The fact that you even have kids in with the looming climate disaster is alarming and disgusting.
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I’m just gonna take a picture of my boobs on a gun and watch the followers roll in.
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@POTUS
And to me, it's simple.
If you support banning “weapons of war”, you’re not on the side of the American People, the constitution, liberty or freedom.
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If Ivermectin doesn’t actually help, all those people just got well on their own.
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If this was actually about safety, an antibody test would be gold compared to a vaccine card. But they won’t say that quiet part out loud.
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I had a sex dream about one of my Twitter friends the other night, and now I can’t like or comment anything they do without being afraid they’ll respond with “that seems like something someone that had a sex dream about me would say”.
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@EmilyYahr
Is it complicated because what you’re saying is a total fabrication?
Did you not realize how many of us were around when the original came out?
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If you get shot/killed rioting and looting,make no mistake, it is YOU that values property over your own life.
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If you think I could kill you just by taking my mask off, you should probably show me the respect and reverence I deserve.
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@xxclusionary
No, she was a selfish brat that deemed her feelings more important than the actual physical welfare of other humans. Humans that had nothing to do with her feelings. This isn’t a road to go down because that pendulum will swing back hard.
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Welp, I’m 40. Can you tell how excited I am about it? Happy birthday to me.. or whatever.🎈
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@girlscouts
Ya, it wasn’t. But it looks extremely political and partisan that you took it down.
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@ClownWorld_
Going on national TV to tell us all you’re a bad parent that fear mongers your child into nightmares is a weird flex.. but go off boo.
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Oh, Gavin Newsom is opening California back up tomorrow. I guess Joe Biden cured COVID 🙄
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Did everyone forget about the Hong Kong protests? Can we stop playing world timeout now?
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What’s in the works that all of a sudden governments around the world are backing off the COVID tyranny?
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Kid only asked for Nerf bullets and a Nerf sniper rifle for Christmas. Santa brought one rifle and 1200 bullets.
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7 y/o: how long have I been alive?
Me: 8 years.
7 y/o: ALMOST 8 years!
Me: on your birthday you’ll be 8, but you were alive in my tummy before you were born.
Normalize teaching kids the actual science.
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If I replaced the word “government” with the word “mafia” would it clear things up for you?
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If you look at the footage coming out of Australia and still think going down this vaccine mandates path is a good idea, your soul is lost.
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Democratic Socialism is just Communism with a SnapChat filter.
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If R.Kelly had met those girls on Epstein island he’d be a free man right now.
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My 5 year old changed all our Netflix profile pictures to fish.. except hers, which she made a cat. Should I be worried?
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Abortion is a vile, disgusting act. The casual way in which abortion is treated today is indicative of a society that has a diminished sense of humanity.
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You guys, I’m going to need you all to start eating better and exercising so I can lose weight.
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I bought this sweatshirt in Hilton Head over the summer- it’s a size Large, and I couldn’t even get it on, but had a goal. Today, I not only put it on, but also wore it out of the house like an actual human person. I’ll never be a super model, but I feel like one today 🤣😂♥���♥️♥️
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The president just said no amendment is absolute while exercising executive power. Think about that.
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“15 days to the slow the spread” is exactly the same as “just the tip”.
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Non-religious people sure have a lot of opinions on how religious people are supposed to behave.
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It’s a Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Thousands of cars lined up to collect food in Dallas, Texas, over the weekend, stretching as far as the eye can see.
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So, my brother said this is true behind every argument. Which makes more sense to me.
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I’ve been waiting MONTHS to fit into this top. It’s tight, but I’m rocking it today!
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I’m day drunk and floating down a river. Is this what being southern is?
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My lefty alt is growing a little following . It’s really easy too, I just think of something logical, then tweet the opposite and add emojis.
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We waged a war on boys.
We told them “everyone’s a winner” and then:
Told them their rambunctiousness was toxic.
Traded their fathers for welfare checks.
Only celebrate them when they become women.
Blame them for all of societies woes.
What did you think they’d become?
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Normal people: You think you’ll vote in 2024?
Me: You think there’ll be an America in 2024?
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California is running out of water. We are going to lose our fire insurance in November. We are in the middle of a recall. Our streets are filled with homeless people, and home prices are through the roof. I think it’s time to cut bait. These idiots are in a cult.
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