John Morey
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Fantasy and Urban Fantasy author - check out Card Snake, the newest release!| sometimes posts weird toys | might actually be a sentient jar of peanut butter
Martinez, CA
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What happens to the “monsters” after the war ends? And why are there so many card games?
Enjoy this story about a fast-talking card-dealing snake in a city of humans as she fights to change history, hide her secrets, and maybe find a little love as well!
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The greatest Dungeons & Dragons miniature has been released.
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@condopotato
@SuedeBlade
I just feel sorry for Gay Hitler, the son of George Washington Hitler.
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@AGramuglia
Wasn’t there at least one situation where someone said “oops I didn’t mean to summon you,” and the cenobites understood and left them alone?
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@NathanJRobinson
This is how JK Rowling describes THE ENEMY.
Basically, if you have a disability or like anime, you are iredeemable in her eyes.
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@lastplacecomics
She scares me the most because who throws an open cup of coffee behind them inside the car!?!?
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@ask_aubry
If he’s bothered by a woman’s body “smelling bad and flapping around everywhere,” then I have some bad news about male anatomy.
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@ask_aubry
1. If he says it doesn’t fit, either he’s lying or he can go buy a bigger one and come back.
2. There’s a difference between fitting properly and stretching so much it’ll…, cause pain and probably compromise the latex. Condoms come in different sizes for a reason.
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The Outhouse Mimic is available in the most recent minis set, Mordenkainen Presents Monsters of the Multiverse. It’s not particularly rare and shouldn’t be expensive unless you guys overbuy them all, haha.
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@lumospascal
@HalfTangible
@PassStage6
Zeus as a serial rapist goes back before Roman propaganda, but it got seriously exacerbated by Roman propaganda. It has its biggest roots in rich people wanting to be descended from Zeus and making these stories to “prove” it.
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@ZachWeiner
My favorite comic, because it’s genuinely humbling as well as hilarious. Legitimately makes a good point for anybody patting themselves too hard on the back about how Enlightened we are today.
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@mostrambled
@HumanistQuaker
“You should only love Christians in good standing (provided they don’t get on your bad side)” is a very wild take.
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@DragonCobolt
There’s also “I was raised in Japan in the 1970s and 80s and honestly wasn’t taught better in school.” (Looking at you, Jojo dude)
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@ask_aubry
All women constsntly travel to exotic places. Just constantly. Sailing, flying, driving, running with their feet turned into those cartoon blurry wheels, everything. They do it because they have to - women can’t stop moving or their gills won’t filter oxygen and hey suffocate.
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@AGramuglia
They want 1:1 word translations, preserving the Japanese grammatical structure and leaving multiple words untranslated.
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@imaginmatrix
The whole point of the series was to deconstruct everything from “kids tournament” to “Revolution” to “propaganda” to “badass female soldier” (and “badass male soldier”) and say “all of these things suck and are traumatic.”
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@Anna_Melvina216
@NathanJRobinson
Spoons is shorthand for hour much energy/ability you have, based on an illustration someone gave while at a table, and thus there were spoons available. It’s about how when you have chronic pain or a disability, there is a limited amount you can do in a day.
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@epicdndmemes
The consent thing is a session 0 reminder to let your players know what kind of game it is.
THE SAME THING WE HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE THE 1970S.
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@TheRightCant
My left-wing professors were always the fairest and most willing to hear out and validate conservatives in the name of free speech and discussion. My right-wing professors were often the most dogmatic about there being no dissent.
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The Lucy December series: urban fantasy with a Jewish twist!
Two books (3rd coming soon!)
Two novellas (1 mailing list exclusive)
-multiple short stories!
Author site:
Amazon:
#fortheloveofauthors
#urbanfantasy
#KindleUnlimited
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@courtneymilan
The only thing funnier than this would be actually throwing him in prison for the human trafficking he’s been doing for years.
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@lastplacecomics
Bringing an open coffee mug to the car is already a sign of psychopathic tendencies!
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@NathanJRobinson
The thing about this is, I don’t want to “hate” JKR. I loved the Potter books. Loved the movies. But watching her devolve by fighting and doubling down and digging in and doing stuff like this is sad and painful to watch, and a lesson not to do those things.
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@tomtomorrow
You’ve seen this book, right? It’s required MAGA reading. Churches are pledging their worship over to him as we speak.
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@GailSimone
It may not be the funniest, but I grew up on Are You Being Served on the local PBS station, and it’s very dear to me.
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@WeirdMedieval
“It must be a ritual object or fertility idol” says the researchers who do not understand the concept of “toy.”
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@twinkmodin
@AlexisuwuAlexis
Dunno if you’ve heard the original that it’s a riff of - “Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods?” And thus, “Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
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Today, my kitty wrote me a poem:
yGFFFFFFFFFFFQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWY`HX
She also made Firefox my default browser somehow.
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@these_qualia
Spoiler: everybody was at an airport except for Scarlett Johansson. They segregated her from all the name cast members.
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@GailSimone
I try to ignore the awful people… and honestly, sometimes it’s good to take a lesson from Snoopy.
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@deadmeatjames
You’re really living out your motto of “Be good people,” and I appreciate this very much.
EVERYONE: Be good people, even though it hurts sometimes :-)
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@MinaGerges1992
@ask_aubry
If it doesn’t fit, he can go and buy condoms that fit! Don’t accept the excuse.
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@manglegrove
Ralf and Clark are hiding in the back of KOF 98’s street/traffic stage, doing their silly sentai poses.
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@jfruh
Paul described himself as not particularly attractive. Tradition states that he was short, swarthy, bald, fat, bow-legged, and had a big nose.
So therefore, we must assume:
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@GailSimone
There are many fantastic punches, but this one in particular struck me so hard that I had to homage it in my second book. I know it’s cheating to mention DC comics and the direct-to-dvd movies are barely “movies,” but this moment is amazing.
#bestmoviepunch
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@greerdraws
But they turned Leatherhead from a Cajun alligator to an Australian crocodile, and I WILL NOT STAND FOR ALLIGSTOR ERASURE!!! ;)
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@TF_Moments
I remember hearing about that! And I’ll be honest. Ignoring the wrecking balls joke, it was a really impressive piece special effects. The cinematography also sold how huge and intimidating Devastator was, and I even liked how they took him down. Best part of the movie.
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@GoldArsene
@Rogue229001
@crosis101
@RealLonesamurai
@wattanokomi
@warhammer
@Santiago1692510
They allow girls. He can’t stand icky girl cooties.
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@GailSimone
I guess it didn’t fit with their future plan of having no idea what they are doing and hiring violent felons for starring roles.
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@privatehuff
@DragonCobolt
REMEMBER: the Japanese school system (until the mid-late 2000s, IIRC) kind of glossed over WWII a bit, so people knew that the Nazis were bad, but HOW bad didn’t exactly register in every case.
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@Nash076
Elizabeth Holmes was not in trouble for potentially killing people with her tech, only for costing billionaires some money.
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Turns out there’s a way to make Scare-Glow even cooler, though still nothing is as awesome as
@TonyTodd54
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@DragonCobolt
I’ve actually used Brocken, Stroheim, that scene from FLCL, and one of the Godzilla movies as an example of why we need to TEACH OUR STUDENTS ABOUT THE BAD PARTS OF OUR HISTORY, otherwise it goes awry.
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@MsAnnaBoyle
“Stay in your lane. Do not write characters from a diffeeent background, gender, ethnicity, or religion than yours.”
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Auschwitz was liberated seventy-five years ago today.
Never forget, even though others may deny it.
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@epicdndmemes
I suppose real-life turtles, which have long lifespans because they stole it from tortles.
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@JonathanMTweet
The biggest argument in favor of horseshoe theory is how the far right and far left both demand authoritarian government, silencing of dissent, and hatred of the Jews.
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@deadmeatjames
If a woman exists in a movie, it is “woke” because women don’t exist in the real world!
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@Fivemil
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@digipenmom
Your job needs to stop paying you, but you should continue to work for them because you chose that job and owe them your loyalty.
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@TF_Moments
“Is that all I am to you, Optimus? After everything we’ve shared? Everything we are? We were?”
*Overload begins to cry, but his tears short him out and he explodes*
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@neilhimself
@netflix
Netflix is all, “it’s doing really well and making us a major profit, but I just don’t feel comfortable making a decision that won’t make our viewerbase angry.”
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@GailSimone
Comic writers could write for the Joker for decades using only quotes from blue-checked people.
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@ToyGalaxyDan
He’s done nothing wrong or illegal! Just a little treason, sedition, constitutional violation, graft, bribery, sexual assault, domestic abuse, theft, discriminatory employment practices, debt evasion, tax evasion, voter fraud, libel, intimidation of the press, violation of due pr
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@DragonCobolt
Because Armin Shimerman went out of his way to redeem the Ferengi as a concept.
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@choochoobear
I got in an argument with someone once who said that her support of the Nazis was entirely justified because she was a good role model for independent women, and I tried to explain that this is not how feminism works.
Anyway, I’m guilty of mansplaining and I hate women.
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@punished_cait
There are people already frantically typing “and this is why they’re doing better than us!” Without looking to see, indeed, if South Korea is “doing better” by any metric.
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@JaneEOpie
@ask_aubry
Point is, they’re still different sizes. If it really is too small for him, then he can drive down to the 7-11 and buy properly-sized condoms. But they are not one-size-fits-all.
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@Kitty_B_Good
@NathanJRobinson
This is a cropped screenshot from larger excerpts. Basically, the main hero is being harassed by “evil internet trolls,” and is showing one of the worst of them to a friend of hers. The fibro girl is a bad guy.
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@RLStollar
@MBurtwrites
“Don’t let girls show affection, and never praise boys for their accomplishments.”
Sounds totally healthy and sane to me!
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@MoncureIvan
@hipearlrose
“Buying medicine for sick children is fraud! Poor people should not be allowed to do so!”
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@lore_respector
@LionFifa
@FootyScran
@borussia_en
@borussia
Sandwich and burger are not interchangeable in US English….
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@TonyTodd54
My costume is 1/3 a shirt from my closet, 1/3 my old glasses, and 1/3 acceptance that I grew up to be this guy
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@TheThomason
Knowing me, I would eat the rats, tip extra, and feel guilty that I somehow did it wrong.
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@adrienneyeets26
@punished_cait
“Good. You have to prove that you’re hard-working” is what people who don’t work because they live off a trust fund will say.
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@WomnOfValor
I’m a guy, so this is different but:
I waved hello at a friend and got told that moving my wrist made me look “homosexual.”
And also I needed to deepen my voice.s
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