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TO THOSE WHO STILL WANT TO AVOID COVID: We’re in a one-way masking world now. Therefore, it’s time to upgrade your respirators. Cloth and surgical masks (and even some KN95s and N95) simply won’t suffice. Here’s a 🧵 on some of the best masks you can get:
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This map is a pretty good example of ethnic cleansing.
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@WhackNicholson One time a cop pulled me over in CT ‘cause my registration had expired. Without warning he got a tow truck to start towing my car WHILE I WAS STILL IN IT. It dragged me for 20 feet until his partner stopped the truck, unhooked my car, then said “sorry, he’s in a bad mood.”
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@piss_jorts Imagine trying to explain this image to someone out of context.
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A tale of two coups.
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I’m perfectly content living a COVID-conscious life. Why? Because I’ve accepted the fact that the life we had before the pandemic is never truly coming back. The urgency of normal being forced upon us is solely for the preservation of capitalism.
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The 3M Aura 9205+ is my personal favorite. It’s comfortable, breathable, and boasts a filtration efficiency of over 99% according to some tests. I wear one for almost 12 hours at a time with no issues. You can easily find them at your local Home Depot:
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Say you go to a party with your friends. No one masks. You go about your life for the next few days. Maskless, of course. You wake up 5 days later with a sore throat. You test positive. You bounce back in a week. That’s your experience…but it goes far beyond you. 🧵1/10
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@TommmyBear U.S. gov: we’re forcing women to give birth during a pandemic and economic decline. U.S. ppl: this is why we vote
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@JordanUhl TFW you weren’t the bestest good guys in the war 🙁
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I’ve always found the “what are we supposed to do, wear masks forever?!” line ‘cause it’s like…if it saves lives then…why not lol?
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@Kaimandante I was expecting the wife to be white, not gonna lie.
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Siri, define “linguistic imperialism.”
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Forget Chinese or Hindi. If you want to learn a language which is truly global, learn French
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The VFlex is another favorite. It also boosts a 99% filtration efficiency, and its spacious design covers most of the face pretty nicely. It’s also immensely breathable, and I wear it whenever I’ll be doing any strenuous activities outdoors.
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@selfstyledsiren My favorite Keaton story is when he went to the doctor in his old age and was asked how he had broken his neck years before. He responded with “I broke my neck? When?”
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The United States is not a “new” or “young” country. There’s plenty of ancient history here-it’s just not American.
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A lot of “leftists” become libertarians the second that disabled people start to ask for accessibility and the right to life
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The Harley N95 is also a great option. They’ve protected me from catching COVID when I was exposed multiple times. Their design isn’t exactly the most aesthetically pleasing, but it definitely gets the job done.
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Now, before I go on about KN95s, I should point out that some experts are concerned that ear loops don’t afford maximum protection if you’re the only one masking. So, I’ve invested in a Fix the Mask piece that tightens the seal around KN95s and surgicals:
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There is a free way of tightening the seal with only 2 rubber bands-I just don’t trust myself enough to get it right, however.
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The chance that you could be indirectly responsible for someone’s death or disability, however small, should guide your every decision. Going maskless at the cinema, grocery store, concert, airplanes, or even at work has consequences. Ones which we aren’t aware of. (6/10)
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If you claim to value human life. If you want everyone to have equal opportunities. If you think that you’re a caring and respectful individual…then prove it. Wear a mask. (10/10).
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If you can curtail the chances of the latter by simply wearing a mask, what reason do you have not to? When you say that you’re “comfortable with the risks,” what you really mean is that you’re at ease with YOUR risk. Who else you may infect isn’t even an afterthought. (8/10)
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Hate Amber Heard because she’s a Zionist. Not because of what Depp’s legal team told you.
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@masknerd has an awesome spreadsheet detailing the results of the many tests he’s done on his YouTube channel, which are sortable by metrics such as filtration efficiency and pressure drop (AKA breathability). I always consult it when I make a purchase:
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In terms of KN95s, Powecom is a reliable, trustworthy brand that always scores highly on filtration efficiency. With the Fix the Mask piece, they scored around 99% on one independent test. They also have a model with headbands rather than ear loops.
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…what lol
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In at least one of these scenarios, someone’s father, mother, sister, brother, husband, wife, partner, best friend…doesn’t make it. While you started this chain of events, you’re blissfully unaware. You fully recovered, after all. You continue to live and enjoy your life. 5/10
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Is this a good time to tell the radlibs on the Slack about RBG’s Indigenous rights record or nah?
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Just realized that I neglected to link to the Project N95 site (sorry). Again, use them as more of a list than a vendor, since their items are (typically) sold at more affordable prices elsewhere. But whatever you do, don’t get your masks from Amazon!
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In the best case scenario, you didn’t expose anyone else to COVID and you feel fine. In the worst case, you end up robbing someone of their loved one and depriving them of something that can never be replaced. (7/10)
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The day before you felt ill, you dined indoors with a friend. Then you went to the grocery store. Then you met up for drinks at a bar in the evening. In the time that you did that, you infected at least one person. They recover fairly quickly…but that’s not all (2/10)
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Are you comfortable with the possibility that you could kill someone? Could you really let that prospect weigh on your conscience? Or is getting life “back to normal” of greater importance to you? (9/10)
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They then spread it to someone who’s immunocompromised. COVID hospitalizes them. Given the lack of mitigation measures in place, they end up infecting the nurses, who then spread it around the workforce…and, ultimately, to patients in other wards. (3/10)
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There’s an outbreak at the hospital. A woman who was only there for a surgery is put on a respirator. A man who was getting chemo falls gravely ill. A newborn and its mother both contract it. They spread it to the latter’s parents. (4/10)
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To all of the dumbasses whose limited intellect can’t grasp the necessity of this information:
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I should note that these are only brands that I’ve personally tried and can vouch for. Other names that consistently score well include Demetech, BNX, Wellbefore, Dr. Puri, and Wellbefore. Now here’s how you can make your own informed decision on which mask(s) to buy:
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An honorable mention is WWDoll, which I had been using for a while (and thankfully protected me hitherto). I only recently stopped due to counterfeit masks, as Amazon is their only retailer in the U.S. Given the times we’re in, it’s not a chance I’m comfortable taking anymore.
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@charliekirk11 You realize that Venezuela isn’t even a “Marxist” country, right? And that a lot of its failings are due to crippling U.S. sanctions and price inflations from the business class? Or is that too nuanced a view for someone who wears diapers to own the libs?
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@illustrevor She needs to be his agent.
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Similarly, @larmbrust has a collection of the results from tests that he’s conducted on his YouTube channel. The results are given a simply “pass” or “fail” grade depending on their filtration, breathability, and adherence to regulations.
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The “not all Zionist agrees with the Israeli government” talking point is starting to have a “but my uncle is a cop!” sort of feel to it.
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I recommend buying straight from the manufacturer website whenever possible. The only plus to buying from Project N95 is that you can be pretty certain that what you get will be authentic. If it’s the only place to find a mask that looks appealing to you, then get it there.
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The oppressed don’t owe you peace.
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Consumerism, not science, is what’s dictating the current guidelines.
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Personally, when searching for a new mask, I like to narrow my options down by perusing the products listed on Project N95 and see how they fare on the tests run by the names I listed above. As @MuseWendi has pointed out, however, some of their stock is a overpriced. So…
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@accumedofficial also has a YouTube channel where they review different masks from different manufacturers. While it is affiliated with BNX, they’re incredibly transparent about their links. Their methodology is, from what I can tell, sound as well:
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"I'd be in the Civil Rights Movement if I was there!" -Every White Person Ever "BLM is too radical for me." -Every White Person Ever.
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@blueberry1949 @justinboldaji They’re...making kids do the Pledge of Allegiance...remotely?
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@TheAdamSass Apparently they used to have an astronaut walk around character who would have to roast in a helmet all day. And he had a…spacewoman(?) sidekick?
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@MikeKofiA @osamabishounen Western anarchism is just utopian Jeffersonian democracy.
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To the “leftists” more concerned about “fear-mongering” than raising awareness around COVID: History is going to prove you disgustingly wrong.
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@ArgosyUniv2007 @charliekirk11 And yet, 70% of its economy is privately run and privately owned. Its primary trouble is an over-dependence on oil, which the U.S. had a monopoly on before the Bolivarian Revolution. Chavez’s social programs vastly improved the life of its citizen:. The U.S. has stymied that.
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When Duolingo crashes into real life.
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So she’s comparing Chris Pratt’s life as a white evangelical...to Tupac’s existence as a Black man in America?
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No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. -Tupac You got this @prattprattpratt . Your family, friends, colleagues & everyone who’s ever crossed paths with you knows your heart and your worth!
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Hope my new followers know that I’m a communist. That’s exactly what informs my commitment to continue taking COVID-19 precautions. If we don’t do what we can to protect the most vulnerable sectors of the working class, what the hell do we stand for?
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Chicago is with you Palestine. #FreePalestine
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Want to-once again-recommend the 3M V-Flex. To attest to its breathability, I just went for a 4-mile hike and wore it the entire time. I genuinely forgot that it was on my face! Definitely worth the investment if you’re looking for a spacious, comfortable N95.
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It’s pretty telling how the discourse emerging out of the “left” COVID normalizer crowd is erected on strawmen that vilifies disabled people for pleading for their safety.
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@queersocialism I have a friend from Italy who always says that America’s collective obsession with serial killers is the most distinctly American phenomenon there is.
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Concerning ear loops:
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1. A reminder to everyone that earloop respirators are generally not much better than surgical masks. Please upgrade to N95 (or better) and abandon using KN95/KF94 mask (like you gave up bandanas and scarves in 2021)
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Hope my new followers know that I’m a communist. That’s exactly what informs my commitment to continue taking COVID-19 precautions. If we don’t do what we can to protect the most vulnerable sectors of the working class, what the hell do we stand for?
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@drmistercody The weirdest part of this whole bit is that dad was a segregationist who actively prevented mom from going to an integrated school.
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There’s no downside to wearing a mask. You’re just too individualistic. Decouple yourself from bourgeois hegemony.
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Thank you all for heeding the advice hidden behind this poorly-written threat addled by grammatical and syntactical errors lol 😬😬😬.
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@IdahoBones This is like saying Taco Bell is better than 99% of countrywide Mexican restaurants.
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@jacksojj88 It’s the same with me in L.A. The whole country has let both politicians and the media lull them into uninformed complacency.
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@FRIDAKHALIFA Never trust someone who collects Mickey Mouse ears like that...
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How many people do you know right now who are down with COVID?
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Sweet damn is she good at this
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It’s wild seeing COVID-conscious people voice their support for a regime that withheld the vaccine from an occupied population.
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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again: there’s no intelligent or leftist case against masking.
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@adhdphd I’m honestly not sure, but I will say this: Some experts are beginning to think that, when infected, your viral load might impact your health outcome. So, if you are exposed, wearing a high-quality mask might be the difference between a cold and Long Covid.
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@JordanUhl Hardly an exceptional case...
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Imagine condemning alarm bells during the AIDS crisis.
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“Before I vote to starve the children of the Global South through hybrid warfare, I would like to take a moment to acknowledge the ancestral lands that these sacred voting machines stand on…”
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@benarmishaw I had an English professor who, after class, told me that he was in a bad mood (and asked if it showed). I told him that it didn’t, and he said “welp, thank you Wellbutrin!”
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I’m not asking this in bad faith, but at what point will marching and protesting actually deliver any real change?
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@veganandangry @tanzinavega Yeah, the whole framing of “people have to die so that some people don’t get depressed” is so disingenuous.
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@NotPotBol For all of his faults, he’s never once wavered on Palestinian liberation.
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@neontaster @AroundTheCity1 @sari_diplonerd So you admit that you’re stealing someone else’s land that wasn’t actually yours to begin with.
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@nightskynova @anzu_is_online @Arashi_desuwu Funny thing about socialist economies in the Global South. They always do great until worldwide smear campaigns and imperialist sanctions come in 🤔.
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Has anyone noticed how many people are pacifists at home but bloodthirsty imperialists abroad?
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@marxlover69 Critical support for ancom South Aftica.
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This exchange actually encapsulates the “leftist” discourse on sex work
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@Herctastic @WrittenByHanna Or two pairs of sunglasses.
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Also, while you’re here, PLEASE HELP THIS WOMAN! Show our Indigenous friends some love.
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To paraphrase @queersocialism , anticommunism has wrought more destruction and misery than any communist state ever could. Afghanistan is a living example of that.
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@tanzinavega @haymarketbooks Well they published this today, if that clarifies anything.
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@CDCDirector History will remember you as the capitalist shill that you are, perfectly content with the excess deaths of hundreds of thousands and indifferent to the rampant spread of a deadly disease. The best way to salvage that legacy is to resign.
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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. Gaza is currently being flooded, which is only exacerbating the cold winter weather. If you want to help them, here are 3 mutual aid funds you can donate to:
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Your brain on DSA.
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Leftist LARPers will come on here and wax romantic about how they’re willing to sacrifice everything for the revolution. Meanwhile, they can’t be bothered to mask up during a pandemic because they find doing so to be a nuisance and willingly swallow capitalist propaganda.
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@blueberry1949 Why do people think they can trust American media to objectively report on China when it can’t even get its basic geography right?
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@HajjiAndreas wtf I’m Russian Orthodox now.
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