Nathan Nicholson
@JnathanN
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Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are gonna be this generations Steve Bruce/Mark Hughes etc etc Constantly getting jobs because of who they were, rather than based on actual managerial ability.
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Spent £60m on Marmoush and then started Haaland vs Exeter 😂😂😂 Fuck off man
Pep Guardiola thinks there should be more regulation around match scheduling, in response to questions around a jaded Erling Haaland.
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Results have set up really nicely for us so I cannot wait for the absolutely vile performance we’re going to put in tomorrow
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The Premier League called an emergency meeting to change the rules when someone started a rumour we might get Neves on loan from Saudi 😂😂😂
If Man City sign Guehi in January as being reported. Pep Guardiola will have signed an entire starting 11 worth over £500m since last January alone… When will they stop?! 🤯
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City have spent £75m on Marc Guehi, Gianluigi Donnarumma and Rayan Cherki. We spent £95m on Anthony Elanga and Jacob Ramsey. If you don’t laugh you’ll cry
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Rosenior when Chelsea lose 3-0 on the weekend but the players finished building the Millennium Falcon
A Lego building competition has been part of Liam Rosenior’s team bonding plans since he took over as Chelsea head coach. He believes it offers a fun, relaxed way for players to connect and be creative off the pitch. [@kierangill_DM]
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Bargain of the century that
🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Guehi to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 💙 Official proposal accepted by Crystal Palace right now — understand fee will be around £20m. Guehi has ACCEPTED move to #MCFC. Exclusive story, now confirmed. 🧨
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Nigel Farage was tricked on Cameo into recording a tribute video for peadophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins.
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That would actually be spectacular television
Really they should’ve put Neville, Keane & the Overlap mob in charge of Man Utd for the rest of the season And got Amorim, Ten Hag & Co together for a new podcast… given us all a fresh breeze
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I know a Jason Statham plot when I see one
🚨 NEW: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
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The badge isn’t fit for the digital age apparently but the Mexicans can carve it on a Tiki mask no bother at all.
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Exemplary work by the photographer here getting him to make a call with the Chocolonely bars
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Imagine if UCL winners got their own Championship rings 💍🤩
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Pathetic limbs them
🚨🇪🇸 ALBACETE HAVE KNOCKED OUT REAL MADRID OF THE COPA DEL REY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE WON IT IN THE 94TH MINUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Albacete 3-2 Real Madrid. https://t.co/iGQSxXrMma
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Liam Rosenior talking about his management philosophy 👀: 🗣️ "In English, 'manage', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'age', so 'you're 'ageing men' Am I a manager or a coach? I'm both. Coaching is educating. Coaching is wanting to improve players on a technical and
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The rule of thumb pre-Covid was if you spent £15 or more in a West of Scotland Chinese takeaway, you would expect a wee bag of free prawn crackers. However, the game's gone now.
Takeaways need to have a clear Poppadom policy, do they come included, do I need to order them extra, or will I end up with thousands.
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Gordon’s hair is maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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And shock horror, every single one of them are grown fellas who no doubt give young fans the utter death about how fucking die-hard they are and how long they’ve been going to games. Ushering their kids out of games. They don’t deserve this team of CUP WINNERS btw 👍🏻 #NUFC
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The 95/96 collection has only been on sale for 12 hours and we’ve announced a new £200m training complex.
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