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Surely this is karma for all the years he took the piss out of Gervinho
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That girl hugging her mate is hilarious Americans are the most dramatic people on earth
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Mac Allister in Buenos Aires when De Zerbi asks him to play against Charlton tonight
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Sam Allison when the Crystal Palace players keep tryna pass him the ball
🚨 EXCLUSIVE by
@MirrorDarren
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Sam Allison will become the first Black referee in the Premier League for 15 years - and only the second ever - later this month. 👏
He will be in charge of Luton Town vs Sheffield United on Boxing Day.
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Kellogg’s CEO suggests people should eat cereal for dinner to save money
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The Queen when she sees Grimsby town vs Crewe Alexandra has been postponed
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Trent AA: "My aim is to go and win the quadruple." 🔥
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My name is Rio Gavin Ferdinand. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.
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Henry with his CBS contract as soon as Kate Abdo announced she’s got a fella
Thierry Henry is our special guest on MNF tonight 🤩
Tune in from 6:30pm on Sky Sports PL for all the build up to Sheffield United vs Arsenal 🍿
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James Maddison when his Nan asks him to pass the gravy
James Maddison: ‘When I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man’
@RichJolly
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Amad Diallo walking to the dressing room after getting that red card
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The fella who ran hesgoal walking to his cell when he first gets to prison
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Ronaldo there:
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If Liverpool play Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League Final, with the story of it possibly being Klopp's last game, Klopp vs. Alonso, and Alonso before he potentially takes over us, it's genuinely a bigger, more interesting game than the Champions League Final.
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Alton Towers got a spa bro
Greatest phone call scene? 📞
I'll start and it's easy:
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What United fans expect the Glazers to do when they’re losing
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Fucked it big time here, Fabrizio getting the online police onto me
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Ten Haag seeing his next game is against Liverpool and not FC Volendam
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Lukaku, Mirallas, Deulofeu front 3 with Baines and Coleman full backs
Remember when Seamus Coleman was the best RB in the prem😭😭😭 crazy peak tbf
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Ethiopians in 4 years time realising they have to stay indoors for a full year
I was today years old when I found out Ethiopia is 8 years behind everyone else so it's currently 2016 there?! 😭😭😭
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His announcement video
🥈| Liverpool want to sign Dundee United’s 15-year-old midfielder Alan Domeracki, who has visited the club, but face competition from Chelsea. [
@Record_Sport
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Australians in a few hours when their boss rings them asking where they are
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True Geordie on YouTube tomorrow tryna get his Gymshark sponsor back
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Me in my back garden trying to recreate Ronaldos free kick against Portsmouth 2008
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Danny Aaron’s when he sees Digga D outside his house with a 24 inch machete
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Imagine if your mum wrapped you a bottle of lucozade sport for you as a kid you’d be fumin
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Liverpool fans during the queens minute silence at the Ibrox
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Tommy Fury: “I’ll fight you anywhere, anytime, any place”
Jake Paul: “Let’s fight in England”
Tommy Fury:
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Rob Edwards at the “Meet the manager evening”
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Tyrell Malacia outside Uniteds training ground:
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The area surrounding Manchester United's academy training ground has been closed off after human remains were found just yards away from the facility.
(Source:
@Telefootball
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Me in my back garden after watching this Madrid vs City game
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How Antony thought he looked in his head:
Embarrassing from Antony.
He cups his ears towards the Coventry players while Maguire immediately goes over to shake their hands.
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Klopps fairytale ending ruined and Harvey Elliott gave the ball away for the last goal
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Jeremie Frimpong after 6 months at Manchester United:
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#mufc
have held ‘concrete talks’ with Dutch defender Jeremie Frimpong. He has a £34 million release clause in his Payer Leverkusen contract. [
@cfbayern
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@caughtoffside
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🚨 FA to trial removal of heading at all age groups under 12. Trial approved by IFAB and, if successful, heading could be removed from these age groups entirely in time for 2023-24 season
@TheAthleticUK
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UK rap is the worst genre of music at the minute, why’s he sampled a song by The Wanted hahahaha
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£1.99 Big Mac and chips on the back of bus tickets
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The Copenhagen manager when the computer “randomly” draws them Man City for the 8th year in a row
🚨🚨| BREAKING: The Champions League draw next season will be completed by a computer. Clubs will be manually drawn initially, then a computer will take over and select their 8 opponents for the 36 team league.
[
@SkyKaveh
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Charles whenever he wants to get rid of someone in the royal family
Prince Harry and Meghan involved in 'near catastrophic car chase'
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Indians and Nigerians at the Scamon d’Or award ceremony
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Ronaldo when a player goes to Saudi for £700k a week tax free
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Rodri making his way back onto the pitch after his 6th time in the sin bin:
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If a blue card is given, the player will be removed from the field for 10 minutes if they commit a cynical foul or show dissent, reports
@TeleFootball
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Dino when Tom Skinner walks into his cafe at 6am tomorrow and orders a lamb madras with chips
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“Absolutely rapes him”
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Luke Littlers girlfriend scouting him at the youth tournaments last year
Could you imagine the headline if Luke Littler was 21 and his girlfriend was 16 😶
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Old Trafford vs Epsteins Island
#mufc
have apologised after inviting a convicted paedophile to an Old Trafford fixture last year
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KSI when he tries to get involved in the Stormzy and Chip beef
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Haaland to Rory Jennings after scoring his 15th of the season
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Ivan Toney when he sees William Hill offering evens for England to beat Iran
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Caucasian males getting ready to add this to their pro clubs character
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Todd Boehly signing Cole Palmer after previously wasting £1billion
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De Bruyne and Salah after reading their post Chelsea scripts
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Inverted full backs in the championship
Russell Martin’s first half at Southampton;
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- Double inverted FBs & both 8s in the half-spaces.
- Width holding wingers who are both phenomenal in 1v1 isolation.
- Underlapping runs from FBs in ATK phases.
- 4-4-2 high-press (Alcaraz-Armstrong…
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What the referee hears in his earpiece when a decision goes to VAR
Inside the VAR discussion on Nathan Ake's goal against Fulham 📺
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Lizzo seeing she’s being cancelled by the body positivity brigade
JUST IN: Lizzo sued over claims she created a hostile work environment where former dancers say they were weight-shamed and sexually harassed.
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That girl who used her annual leave to watch the GTA 6 trailer when she sees it’s been leaked
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Fabrizio pretending to be interested in her lash business so she thinks he’s different. 4D chess
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Prince Andrew when he’s man marking Nwaneri
Queen went for the 4-3-3 formation
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“Bare of you man”
Na he’s actually him. Bare of you man were saying he was a terrible signing as well lmao
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Rapinoe in the mudddd
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Footballers socials before social media management was a mad time 🤣🤣
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Prince Charles when the Queen turns up at Buckingham Palace tomorrow after Aaron Ramsay scores tonight
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Sean Dyche after discovering Onana, Doucoure and Gueye
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Me when I tell them I’m from the same place as Tom Davies and they whip out an AK-47
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The woman said: "I'm from where Messi is from..." Then the attacker took a photo with her…
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That change in his voice at 00:14 is unreal
"We've got to protect the players."
Chesterfield manager Paul Cook shares his reaction to goalkeeper Harry Tyrer being shoved by an Oldham supporter during the late drama 🎙
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Liverpool fans when they lost 5-2 but Paddy Murphys day out to Anfield was ruined
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Lucas Paqueta on the halfway line when Pep asks him to play simple 5 yard passes
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