James Crampton 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
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STRAIGHT OUTTA CRAMPTON - Muppet of a man. Or a very manly Muppet. Blocked by Pat Sajak and that Dilbert guy. CEO - Vandelay Industries
Winnipeg, MB. CAN. 🇨🇦
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Well, Salt Lake City is certainly going to sell more tickets. I mean, when a guy says he’ll take his wife to a hockey game, that’s six tickets right there.
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Pierre Trudeau was a great Canadian, a great PM, and a strong champion of justice, diversity, and multiculturalism.
And I love how 20 years after his death, and more than 35 years after he exited the political arena, the mere mention of his name triggers conservatives.
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ABC should write Roseanne out of Roseanne. Make a spinoff show with John Goodman as the lead and call it Dan.
In the show, Roseanne's absence is explained that she was a Russian spy all along.
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I don’t think Canadians realize how much progress will be reversed under a Poilievre Conservative government.
MapleMAGA is a looming danger, a cancer on the body politic.
Dont say you weren’t warned.
#cdnpoli
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@RufusTSuperfly
Dennis Weaver: “This truck is our own mortality stalking us at every turn, right?”
Spielberg: 😕
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The Toronto Sun is an asswipe rag. Utterly shameful.
Way to go,
@TheTorontoSun
! You’ve managed to 1) insult
#Ukrainian
dignity during their existential struggle for survival, 2) perpetuate
#antisemitic
stereotypes, and 3) advance Putin’s
#propaganda
efforts — all in one cartoon! Real slick.
@AdrienneBatra
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Interestingly, Trudeau loves poutine while Trump loves Putin.
#TrudeauMeetsTrump
#cdnpoli
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CALM THE FUCK DOWN, EVERYBODY!!!!!
THE GROCERY STORES WILL STILL BE THERE NEXT WEEK, RESTOCKED, BECAUSE THE TRUCKS ARE STILL RUNNING.
THIS IDN'T A FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, YOU HALF-WITTED FUCKING GOONS.
CHILL. THE. FUCK. OUT.
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The great Norm Macdonald at a
#NHLJets
game.
Oh, man. We are going to miss you, Norm.
#RIPNormMacdonald
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Leonard Cohen is trending higher than that orange creature. And that, my friends, is pure poetry.
#RIPLeonardCohen
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So, the British police won’t be perusing charges against Prince Andrew?
Anyway, here he is with Jeffrey Epstein and Peter Nygard. Just sayin’.
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If you think the “truckers were right” you can go fuck yourself. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, go directly to fucking yourself.
#cdnpoli
#FluTruxKlan
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Nothing Godly about denying the existence of a public health crisis. 🙄
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"The guy didn't leave me a trail of bread crumbs here. He left me full loaves." ~ Kate McKinnon as Robert Mueller on Weekend Update.
#SNL
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The Friendly Giant is trending. I’m not sure why but it brings back a flood of good memories.
“I’ll call Rusty…”
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Ivermectin can’t do shit for a busted ankle.
Can’t do shit for COVID, either.
Aaron Rodgers was injured and helped off the field on the first Jets drive vs. the Bills.
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Why is Tim Allen trending? Did he get arrested again?
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Paul Maurice is going to the Stanley Cup Final.
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How can they both fit into one jersey?
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One of the many reasons I revered the late great Norm Macdonald… hockey fan. Loved his Habs but also embraced the
#NHLJets
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BREAKING: Joe Clark has won the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada.
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Why is The Shawshank Redemption trending?
GOOD CHRIST, DISNEY ISN'T GOING TO REMAKE THAT ONE TOO, ARE THEY?!!!
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@EdtheSock
I think it's hilarious that 'Sheer' is trending because a lot of his own supporters don't know how to spell. 😂😂😂
#ScheerlessTuesday
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Brace yourselves for the idiotic conspiracy theories coming from the right.
CSIS destroyed the Pierre Trudeau dossier in 1989, but they'll still try and smear Justin Trudeau with a bogus coverup.
#cdnpoli
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It should be noted that Bobby Orr played his entire career without a helmet.
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The
#NHLJets
beat the Oilers 4-2 last night. TSN’s
@SportsCentre
saw fit to show only one Jets goal and both Oilers goals plus McDavid’s wicked elbow on Pionk.
Fuck, sometimes I really hate TSN.
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OTTAWA: "It's way too cold! We're cancelling New Year's Eve on Parliament Hill!"
WINNIPEG: "That's cute."
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(Not making this up)
Currently trending in Canada: Don Cherry, Rex Murphy, Conrad Black, Donald Trump, Ivanka, Nixon, and Mussolini.
A rogue's gallery of savage fascist freaks.
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Ray Ferraro is the best hockey commentator on the planet.
There can be no argument here. None.
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You know it's a bad night when you even screw up the apology.
#SteveHarvey
#MissUniverse2015
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Donald Trump Jr. is an absolute piece of crap.
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Mike Johnson on TSN just said the
#NHLJets
“system playing might not be as good as their talent.”
I think everyone knows this but Chevy and PoMo.
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Fuck you, Ovechkin. You’re out!
#ByeFelicia
👋
Thank you, Panthers.
Go spend the summer with your murderous buddy, you fucking sycophant.
#SlavaUkraini
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I believe Canada is the first country to announce it is not going to the Olympics if its held this year.
Solid leadership. 🇨🇦👍
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James Reimer stretches to reach Leviticus 18:22.
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Must be nice for Paul Maurice to coach a coachable team.
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PAUL MAURICE IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION COACH.
AT LAST. AT FUCKING LAST.
CONGRATS, POMO.
#TimeToHunt
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Rex Murphy is the lonely, grumpy old man who mutters to himself in the corner of a bar on weekday afternoons.
Best to ignore him and he’ll eventually get up to leave.
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No matter what happens tonight, never forget we live in the best motherfuckin' place on the planet.
Being Canadian is like winning a life lottery.
#ViveCanada
🇨🇦
#Elxn43
#cdnpoli
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George Parros has been very consistent in handing out discipline, according to Gary Bettman.
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AVK beating Lisa Raitt is my favourite part of the night.
Mad Max losing his seat is my second favourite.
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A bullied 14-year-old kid was stabbed to death outside his high school in Hamilton.
Other students stood around recording the murder on their cell phones. On their fucking cellphones.
On. Their. Fucking. Cellphones.
This is where we are now as a culture.
Jesus Christ.
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NHL refs are the worst in professional sports.
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He looks like Fusilli Jerry.
@Seinfeld2000
David Bowie performing at Milton Keynes Bowl, 1983. Photo by Denis O’Regan.
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I’d like to thank the 4,400+ peeps who made this my most popular tweet to date.
I guess Warhol was right. This was my 15 minutes.
Well, Salt Lake City is certainly going to sell more tickets. I mean, when a guy says he’ll take his wife to a hockey game, that’s six tickets right there.
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Before the end of March, Joe Thornton will have thrown Evander Kane's track suit in the shower. Twice.
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End this game because I don't want another intermission with Ron MacLean.
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Hear me out - a Home Alone remake with the Culkin brothers playing the Wet Bandits.
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Ron MacLean is getting roasted from coast to coast to coast. Again.
Retire, you faux-pedantic gasbag.
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Jeez. Green Day hasn’t aged much in 30 years.
And great as ever.
Best Grey Cup halftime show EVER.
Even better than Luba.
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So...Kyle Connor is out for possibly two months but the guy who put him out didn't even get a suspension.
Sometimes I fucking hate the NHL.
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Not defending Scheifele, of course, but Reaves grabbed a guy and threw him to the ice and knelt on his head and got two games.
Wilson bounced a star player’s head on the ice and got nothing.
The NHL is one fucked up league.
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Really not funny in the least. And anyone who thinks so is a cretin.
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We'll win Sunday.
Then we'll take Game 6 in Vegas in overtime.
Then we'll bury them in Game 7 back here.
You just wait 'n see.
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Was there ever a better parody by a sitcom than when Community did a send up of Law & Order?
#BasicLupineUrology
#Community
@CommunityTV
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Several years ago Ron MacLean made a crude joke on-air directed at Andi Petrillo. There was barely a ripple on social media about it.
He’s not going to be so lucky this time.
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Mike Pence going to ANY broadway show and getting booed is awesome. The fact that it's Hamilton is just delicious irony.
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Kieran Culkin hosts SNL tonight. A long way from playing the Pepsi-guzzling, bed-wetting cousin of Kevin McCallister.
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Sources have told me that Barry Trotz will either accept the
#NHLJets
head coaching position or will not.
It has come down to these two options.
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If Paul Statsny is conflating a country dealing with a deadly pandemic to what his family lived under in Czechoslovakia during Soviet rule he’s taken too many pucks to the head.
Trade him to Buffalo for a used skate sharpener.
#NHLJets
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I just watched someone at Safeway buy 60 rolls of toilet paper.
Look, even if your family is the size of the Waltons, you don't need to hoard like this. Society isn't about to fall apart.
Bunch of lunatics.
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