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Streamer, Miniatures Commission Painter, DM for Quotes/Business. Creator of PaintSlam! She/her My ❤ @lenalevelsup ! Linktree:
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#PAINTSLAM24
! The annual hobby painting log and community event is back for 2024! -Grab your hobby logs at ! -Join the official PaintSlam Discord! -Fill in your 2024 Hobby Log when you get stuff painted! -Share with the
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Instead of cgi Shadow it should just be keanu with a red streak in his hair but everyone just accepts he's a hedgehog
Keanu Reeves has been cast as Shadow in ‘SONIC 3’
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@CraftingRogue
It's the worst. I miss buying a game abs opening the box was a magical tour of posters, maps, instruction book full of character biographies and tips... You used to feel like you got your moneys worth before you even started playing.
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Need a Horus heresy edition of books like this about a traitor Legion where the spines are increasingly corrupted by chaos.
whoops sorry designer friends we had a good run but there is no way we’re going to top this might as well pack it in
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Shots fired
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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All we wanted was cat ear headphones for the people, but you had to make it come to this.
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Red Dwarf really did call the future of our country quite accurately I feel.
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🎶 If you wanna be my brother 🎶
Reposting this awful photoshop that I should have never made because hey.
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1: Skaven Doomwheel
2: Necron Monolith
3: Stompa
4: Genestealer Cult Broodlord
5: Citadel Painting Handle
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"So, Henry, what's your main reason for taking the Superman job again?
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The last TV show you watched is now getting a crossover with the last videogame you played.
What is the unholy abomination that has just been created?
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This is why you follow me, for my up-to-the-minute memes and references.
#WarhammerCommunity
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HI BARBIE
HI KEN
WANNA GO SKIN SOMEONE ALIVE?
SURE KEN!
JUMP IN!
Because I'm definitely not above jumping on a bandwagon, here's my Drukharbie. You're very welcome.
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#Barbie
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Left: The Emperor's Champion
Right: The Emperor's Champignon
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Y'all, I need you to understand how thrilled I am that this came out pretty much as I envisioned it when I first saw it. Thanks largely to some of those new super-strong Contrast paints!
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Opinion: GW should release a Heads box that's in the game style as the skulls box. Just a few hundred heads of various gender, size, appearance, etc for conversions and kitbashes.
I'd pay £15-20 for a nice box chock full of new head options.
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They're not too silly, 40k was *built* on silly models with strange proportions. These are the most Warhammer things.
What are you convinced people are just pretending to hate?
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When I say I used to go to Clubs a lot in the 90s, this is what I really mean:
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MY DAD IS HARDER THAN YOUR DAD
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#leviathan
#New40k
#Darkangels
#adeptusastartes
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Did anyone else spend hours of their young lives staring at these full-page pics (usually on the back cover of White Dwarf) in awe? I love the photography of modern WD but there's something extra magical about these classic ones.
Got any favourites?
#warmongers
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Question for those introduced to 40k in the Primaris era (aka 2018 or later), what is your opinion on the older, smaller, 'firstborn' miniatures?
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Admit it, this would look amazing if they still did box art in the 90s style.
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Elderly Warhammer hobbyists, do you remember this ancient classic?
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#nostalgia
#oldhammer
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I'm giving away a Commander Dante because a commission fell through and I ended up with a spare of him.
Wanna win? Follow me here, retweet this, and show me what you've most recently been painting.
Winner picked on Saturday sometime. UK only because I can't afford postage ❤️
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@transscribe
"What are the kids into these days that we can sell to them?"
"My granddaughter says 'pro-nouns' are all the rage, everybody's doing them."
"I love it!"
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Elderly hobbyists of Twitter, do you remember this ancient set from the dawn of time?
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I have been accused of wanting to change the 40k lore. Here, therefore, are my demands:
*all 40k in-universe lore to be written via the personal diary of Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau
*orks should now be a reddish green rather than a greenish green
*remove the ' from T'au again
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Kitbash Idea: Sisters torsos on Melusai snake bodies.
Sisters of Rattle.
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This Sunday I want to see your scratch built terrain!
Bonus points for alien cacti!
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Welcome to Warhammer, where the lore's made up and the points don't matter
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Your unpainted Warhammer models are coming to get you. Your painted models will fight to defend you.
How screwed are you?
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Huge thanks to Games Workshop for sending over the upcoming Leviathan box early, I've been having a blast with it!
Here's my Screamer Killer and Winged Hive Tyrant!! 😍 🤩 ❤️
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SLAMBO SEZ
BLOCK 'ARD
BLOCK FAST
NO TIME TO WASTE ON WHINERS
SHOW ME A MINI THAT LIKES TO HIT THINGS
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What are your hobby "secret weapons" from outside the specific
#minipainting
scene? I love the Pigma Micron pens for dotting eyes and adding text to purity seals!
I'd love to know what's in your expanded arsenal of tools! Share your lifehax!
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#Paintslam23
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Itz time fer a real Prime Min'ster. One with lots of Dakka 'oo gets fings dun.
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RIP to an absolute Warhammer legend 😢
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The folks
@warhammer
sent me Krethusa to paint up, I painted this with about 6 paints. I wanted to challenge myself to try some osl effects from the blood/lava.
I'm really really happy with how she came out!
Thanks for including me ♥️
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Some painters took a crack at the new miniatures set for release alongside Shadow of the Crone.
Check out the results.
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Back in my day we didn't have no fancy smancy "web sights", we just had sights.
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Girls be like "I know a spot" and then take you here
Girls be like "I know a spot" and then take you here
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This makes me excited for what a new Catachan kit could look like.
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ALAN!
ALAN! ALAN! AL! AL! ALAN!
Oh I think that's Steve
STEVE!
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@Garfytwit
*about to roll dice to hit Henry's unit*
*Henry says Fuck in Geralt voice*
*Collapses from the sexy and drops the dice off the table*
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Oh you're trans? How much Warhammer do you have? (joke post)
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Huge thanks to Games Workshop for sending over the upcoming Leviathan box early, I've been having a blast with it!
Here's my Terminators plus big bossman! And a scale reference too!
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My Dungeons and Doggies kickstarter minis should arrive soon! I'm really excited to get them painted, they look so cute. Anyone else bite on these?
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My Warhammer armies contain trans soldiers. I don't know which ones are trans, because it's none of my business.
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Fun fact: Arnold Rimmer has failed his Pokemon Professor exam on no less than 13 occassions. Last time, he wrote "I am a magikarp" 400 times, did the slowpoke dance, and fainted.
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Time to prepare your anti-rodent AOS terrain lads
Props to anyone who buys this and paints it up to use in games 😂
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"How am I supposed to enjoy my hobby with all these feeeeeeeeemale models?"
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In another time and place there's space marines collecting and painting little models of normal people.
"This is Jim, he bags groceries in Tesco, I'm painting him in the scheme of the 1985 uniform. On a 6+ his bagging speed doubles."
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My HUGE FOREST DRAGON made it onto the Warhammer Community article! Huge thanks to
@WarComTeam
for the opportunity!
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@Transgenderista
The spike was in 2020, a year when nobody was even playing sports because of lock downs. That makes it funnier somehow.
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What would you bring to fight these guys? Think you could table this force?
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This came up on my timeline and my Wargames-addled brain just saw bags of basing materials.
why are you, as a cook, still paying $8-$9 dollars for a small jar of McCormick seasoning
go buy a small jar for $0.50 and fill it with the $1.50 El Guapo spices babyyyy
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"Drop a ship that's not from Star Wars / Star Trek"
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Scratch built terrain article in modern White Dwarf! Not sure if I'm in Kansas anymore.
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My converted Titan is made entirely from official GW kits. Nobody will stop me using it.
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Oh, you like mocking people for having a hobby? You need to read this.
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Adjusted via curves in photoshop, they really didn't know how to use Photoshop. I thought it was a joke. They legit just scribbled over the "Grats Trump!" message with the pen tool and typed over it.
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"Can I join if I identify as an attack helicopter?" You ask?
Yes, but that's a funny way of saying you can't shoot your load until you've got a couple of soldiers inside you to take you to heaven and back.
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