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Jeremy Mortimer

@Jeremymortimer

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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
We needed to tell his followers that Jeremy died on 8th October after a short illness. We are crushed by our loss. Details of the funeral and so on are below.
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@beardedjourno
Martin Booth
4 years
‘In spite of it all, life is beautiful’. Positivity first thing on a Tuesday morning courtesy of @idlesband.
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
4 years
“There are a group of people who’ve got strange beliefs… and they make their own choices” But people who try to discourage others from taking life-saving vaccines “should be ashamed," Prof Chris Whitty says Latest: https://t.co/VLQcdlQXgi
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@mockeree
Mockeree
4 years
“The Irritating Genital Man”, Berthold Woltze, 1874
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
There's a part of me thinks this wag on a forum may well be right.
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
.@petepaphides could you help my failing memory out please? My son went to a Beabadoobee gig last night & bought a t-shirt. I'm sure there's 90's band this references visually, but I can't quite get it & if I don't remember every time he wears it, I'll be off again. Any ideas?
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
Recent flashpoints. Covid, Brexit, Statues, taking a knee, the environment. But it'll be the end of the English cricket season that really finishes you off. #ENGvIND #bbccricket
@GeorgeDobell1
George Dobell
4 years
If you’re about to leave home to travel to Manchester Test… don’t. More to follow. But I don’t think we get play today. It appears a group of players is uncomfortable with continuing in light of Covid outbreak.
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@DeerShed
Deer Shed Festival
4 years
The brilliant @SELFESTEEM___ at Deer Shed 10 in 2019! Having heard three amazing tracks from it already, we're incredibly excited to hear Rebecca's highly-anticipated second album 'Prioritise Pleasure' in full when it arrives next month via @FictionRecords 📸: @simongodley
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
Life imitating art? I'm sure Gove is morphing into @MartinRowson's caricature of him.
@mrhenrymorris
HENRY MORRIS
4 years
***EXCLUSIVE*** Michael Gove on mates, mandy and Marr.
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
Like shooting fish at the bottom of the empty, and extremely well scraped bottom of one Tim Martin's Wetherspoons beer barrels.
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Pub chain confirms shortages of Carling and Coors, with one notice blaming ‘lack of lorry drivers and strike action’
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
Oh dear... everything you ever needed to know about Grimes, summarised & confirmed in one handy tweet.
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
Rory Burn's is gearing up for his night job in a Bon Jovi tribute band. @tmsproducer @norcrosscricket @alisonmitchell #ENGvIND
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@TheBarmyArmy
England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺
4 years
10% of the way there after 2 balls 🎉 #ENGvIND
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
My first attempt at #DrawTonyBlairsLegacy -probably the last too. The less I dwell on this mob & what's going on in the Middle East right now the better. @MartinRowson
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@Girly_Juice
Kate Sloan (she/her)
4 years
with all due respect, if you're unable to be creative without saying slurs and misgendering people, maybe you're... not that creative
@SpeechUnion
The Free Speech Union
4 years
"From the point of creativity, if you have to keep thinking which words you can use and which you can’t, then that will stifle creativity" @JohnCleese 👏👏👏 https://t.co/eUJEC6Lxwo
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
These two tweets have appeared in my timeline alongside each other and they feel like they belong together somehow. @petepaphides @MartinRowson
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
I can't imagine why the BBC management have told @lewis_goodall to delete this tweet about an article in The Mail & @jessbrammar .
@ManMythChris
Chris
4 years
@lewis_goodall Shame as the tweet was spot on.
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@Jeremymortimer
Jeremy Mortimer
4 years
More of @AlexHartley93 on @bbctms please. Proper enthusiasm for and knowledge of the game. Fantastic.
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