There is absolutely no way that England, or anyone else, can chase 399 against this attack on that pitch. But the fact plenty of people think they might is testament to what this team has done over the last 20 months. Fair play to them.
Largest 1st innings deficit to beat India is now 190.
It was 65 before today.
That’s like knocking three seconds off the 100 metre record. It’s absurd, preposterous and utterly magnificent.
England are basically out of this tournament so they’ve picked:
Stokes, who is due to have an operation on his knee
Willey, who has retired from international cricket and
Wood, who has gone round the park instead of:
Brook, Curran and Atkinson. Yup, me neither.
After 51 days, most of them spent at a hotel inside Old Trafford, the West Indies team is heading home. Thanks ever so much for coming and....go well.
#tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover
The raw and crucial stat at a ground where 15 overs were lost every day and the pitch was dead:
England 921 in 133.5 overs @ 6.73
Pakistan 847 in 252 overs @ 3.36
England literally batted twice as fast.
A trite observation, I know, but Rashid Khan earned £900k for bowling 68 overs in one IPL season. He’s just bowled 99.2 overs in the last three days. Probably got paid around £1k. You see test cricket’s challenge?
My American sister in law fell in love with cricket only after watching Shane Warne bowl. Suddenly a light was switched on. He really was the most extraordinary player. The skill, the theatre. The charisma. He was mesmerising. The game we watch today owes so much to him.
A genuinely remarkable achievement by Ben Stokes, Brendan McCullum and the England team. No side in history has pulled off a clean sweep in Pakistan, and to do it in such style. Extraordinary.
I reckon it’s time Australia took a hard look at their team and gave a few players a break for about a year. Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood, Lyon, Smith, Labuschagne and Warner look spent to me. Build the team around Paine, Harris, Wade and a recalled Head.
The fortitude of these Super Bowl fans, staying up til 330am once a year is a marvel to behold. And don’t they let us know it. God knows how they’d cope with The Ashes.
I get that ‘Eoin deserves credit’ etc., but a bunch of players at two days’ notice, quite a few of them who thought they’d never play ODIs, turned up and thrashed a full Pakistan side 3-0. I think they deserve the majority of the credit.
After 48 days it’s time for
@bbctms
Team Normoerly to sign off. Thank you so much
@henrymoeranBBC
and
@AlexHartley93
for being the best of colleagues and the very best of friends. I’ve had a blast. See you on the other side. And for those who are left, good luck for the final.
I saw Sam Robson make a hugely skilful ton on Sunday against a Notts attack containing Broad, Pattinson and Fletcher under slate grey skies with the ball doing plenty. Not sure what Crawley has done this season to get the nod over him.
England captain for five and a half years, Heather Knight played the most perfect test match innings you could wish to see, in her 9th test; 11 years after her first test match. Unpack that.
Today in the County Championship we’ve had:
A triple hundred at Lord’s
A hat trick at Trent Bridge
A five wicket haul for an England qualified leg-spinner at Old Trafford
(And a Golden Duck for Nathan Lyon)
Well done, day two.
Surprised Australia have sent Smith in to bat. Thought they’d save their best player for Adelaide. England way ahead in the tactical battle.
#bbccricket
I really don’t know who should be the next England captain, and every suggested option is either retired from test cricket, far from guaranteed their place in the team, has never captained before or can’t play 4 games in a row, let alone 7. That is quite the problem.
Four years ago at Adelaide Australia scored 442-8 dec. England 227 all out. This time 473-9 dec. England 236. In terms of runs/wicket England are making progress. Just. Should have cracked it by 2053.
This is Bazball saying ‘look what happens when you try to play attritional, occupy the crease cricket’. And will therefore vindicate all that went before. That’s the beauty of it, you see?
I struggled to see the logic of a slogging Nightwatcher until I realised Broad is the best man to faff about wasting time with his helmet and generally infuriating the oppo.
Well, that is extraordinary. This side will never play as one again, (and at least one of them will never play for England again) but they’ve just written themselves into folklore. Just wow.
Ended up doing six nights on
@bbctms
and 11 on
@btsportcricket
from the discomfort of an English winter. Despite the result and the sleeplessness I loved every minute working with some of the best broadcasters and producers in sport. Time for bed.
Everyone who ever grew up playing cricket in the 70s and 80s used to do a Bob Willis’ running in to bowl impression. Imitation really can be the sincerest form of flattery.
For so many reasons, that is an extraordinary performance. Perhaps the most extraordinary of an already extraordinary McCullum era. I take my hat off to Stokes. His captaincy is bold, bewildering and brilliant. Strewth.
Malan’s drop of Kohli on day two has made this match a contest. He might have revived Test cricket single-handedly. Instead of deriding him, we should give him a knighthood.
This test match in Jamaica is ridiculously brilliantly poised. WI need 55 with four wickets in hand. Imran Butt can’t buy a run but he’s one of the best slippers I’ve seen. Worth a watch over on BT.
At Lord’s England were 188-2 in reply to 416 when Pope was out and went on to make just 325. Here they were 182-2 in reply to 445 when Pope was out and made 319. Both times against a side that had just lost a key bowler. Same match unfolding. Expect a contentious stumping.
It has been pointed out to me by
@cricketingview
that England are the first team in the history of international cricket (Test, ODI and T20) to win a run chase after being BOWLED OUT. This is so gloriously insane, my life is now complete.
Matthew Mott says: “The heat was more than we bargained for.”
England have been in India for almost a month, and the forecast for Mumbai is pretty consistent.
Not sure that reasoning will cut it with understandably hopeful England fans.
Isa is among the most versatile, experienced and knowledgeable broadcasters in cricket. Both on TV and radio, red ball or white all around the world. It’s a privilege to work with her. She shouldn’t have to deal with this nonsense.
Personal news: I have decided to take a break from cricket for a while. It wasn’t an easy decision but the loss of Liam Livingstone’s wicket rendered this match entirely uninteresting. I shall instead be devoting the next 59 minutes to watching the first episode of Squid Game.
Thanks all of you who kept
@philtufnell
and me company through the night on
@bbctms
. You were invaluable for our morale. Sorry about the inevitable, but at least it took nearly six hours this time, not two. Off to kip.
They almost certainly don’t. A last minute deal will be done, probably at a lower price than it would have been had it been done earlier. It’s ridiculous, a pain in the arse for the actual broadcaster who gets the rights and it happens every time. To no one’s obvious benefit.
Cricket fans face a possible blackout with England’s Test series against India yet to find a home on UK television, less than three weeks before the first ball is due to be bowled👇👇👇
You can either fixate on the tiny minority of idiots who chose to boo Smith yesterday, or revel in the sight and sound of a crowd on its feet in awe and admiration of his bravery. I choose the latter.
Amidst the mayhem, let us pause to note that Joe Root has just gone past KP’s 4422 runs in 23 fewer innings at an average of 51 (10 more than KP) and a higher SR. He also has the lowest SR of England’s current top eight. Which tells you just how good England are, normally.
Bloody hell. The worst team in the world right now has just beaten the best fast bowling attack on their own patch thanks to one of the greatest innings you will ever see. I’m in bits.
Only one man has batted more than 65 balls today at The Oval while 16 wickets have fallen; Ollie Pope, who has toughed out 104 balls for his 68. He averages just short of 60. He is the best batsman in county cricket by a mile.
Truly magnificent from New Zealand. Pretty much dead and buried after Livingstone’s last over, then win it with six balls to spare. Spectacular. Chapeau.
Well, that was a magnificent test match, played at a great pace. Thrilling and unpredictable right up until the final session. Shafali Verma could boss this format for the next 20 years….if she’s given the chance. And maybe let’s do five days next time, eh?