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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
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So considering there is a n*zi that owns this website I think I will soon be bidding this place adieu based on principle. As to when specifically? Probably next month after the Superb Owl. Follow me at the blue place: jaysarkar.
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@guymrdth @zmullis Oscar Isaac when he sees the villa in Tuscany he wants requires a cash offer
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3 years
Act like I’ve been here before? I’ve spent ten years hearing how Michigan has never been to the B1G Championship Game. I will not shut up about it until next Saturday at 8 PM.
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3 years
We used to be a country, a proper country.
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The Michigan Daily
3 years
The first 24/7 Pizza vending machine in Ann Arbor opens on South University Ave., offering hot pizzas for its customers in under three minutes.
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3 years
@Oliver_Stacks The Bert Kreischer Tom Segura Kool Aid clip.
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9 years
My camera caught @JabrillPeppers and @JourdanJD having some fun before the start of the 2nd half yesterday.
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5 years
@DragonflyJonez Gonna tell my kids this was brother nature.
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5 years
@tauriqmoosa It was this for the longest time:
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1 year
When he sees Derrick Moore, Kenneth Grant and Mason Graham again on November 30th
@Hayesfawcett3
Hayes Fawcett
1 year
BREAKING: Former Alabama OL Seth McLaughlin has Committed to Ohio State, he tells @on3sports. The 6’4 305 OL started all 14 games for the Crimson Tide in 2023. Will have 1 year of eligibility remaining .
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5 years
Modern technology makes the plot of this film almost impossible.
@RottenTomatoes
Rotten Tomatoes
5 years
Archie Yates, Ellie Kemper, and Rob Delaney are set to star in the #DisneyPlus reboot of #HomeAlone. Though he won't play Kevin McCallister, Yates will portray another child left at home while his parents (Kemper and Delaney) are away for the holidays. via @Variety
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1 year
Al Pacino when he wakes up tomorrow and is told what happens at the Oscars
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5 years
Bayern vs Dortmund on a Tuesday afternoon
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3 years
Dan Jackson with an INT? Oscar Delp with a TD?
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4 years
@Nigerianscamsss My cousin and I are here to break you
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7 years
That's so Spursy. @MenInBlazers
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2 years
This is the Baker Mayfield we were promised
@DrawPlayDave
Dave Rappoccio
2 years
How the hell did the broken, beaten up, shattered Rams starting a guy on his third week put up 51 on one of the best defenses in the NFL.
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6 years
Jabrill Peppers and Chase Winovich both got NFL touchdowns before Dwayne Haskins threw one.
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3 years
@TylerIAm “I told Jackie Robinson about NFT’s during spring training in 1948” - LeBron
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4 years
I will absolutely take Michigan Football going 0-12 this year if it means basketball wins the whole deal.
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8 years
@TylerIAm What if Jesus joined up with Golden State? .*In the huddle* "One of you will betray me".*Jesus shoots daggers at Draymond with his eyes*.
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@TylerIAm But Jesus had hops holier than Nate Robinson's.
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5 years
This is an all-timer @TylerIAm.
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theScore
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Colts shut down facility after multiple positive tests.
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@puneetsingh Dirty Soda, Spike Lee, White Girl Iced Tea, Watchin Travis Kelce
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5 years
They showed Urban Meyer on the sideline and OSU lost the game on the very next play. PERFECTION.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
7 years
The Shape of Water (2017).Dir: @BoJackHorseman
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3 years
The Miami Heat are telling Tyler Herro and Duncan Robinson to buy Canada Goose jackets. Why is that?
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4 years
@bfermenting @RobertONeill31 We cancelled him almost 27 years ago.
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7 years
The level of defeat on @gregcote's face after the final HNO is too good. @CoteClockCount @LeBatardShow
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7 years
Jordan Poole and John Beilein really did have a "Poole Party" in the locker room.
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3 years
You literally pulled over to the side of the road to deface a sign in a manner that isn’t even your own shtick. Michigan by 20
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Texas A&M is truly amazing
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5 years
@TylerIAm When you bowl that 300 and your fever tops 100 the next day
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4 years
@nwagoner When the Niners forfeit a game because he is still “evaluating everything”
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3 years
ESPN Classic shuts down at 12:00 AM on Saturday. Look at what they are showing as their final game:
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@reddawg77089 Give me a break
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5 years
@desusnice WeatherTech must be the most evil company on earth.
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3 years
10.5 game lead up in smoke
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6 years
@DragonflyJonez Does this now feel more relatable?
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
6 years
Daniel Stern did Home Alone, City Slickers, Home Alone 2 and Rookie of the Year in back to back to back to back years. Physical comedy legend.
@Sethrogen
Seth Rogen
6 years
The funniest scream in movie history?.
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3 years
Happy National Pretzel Day to all who celebrate
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3 years
@edsbs The TaxSlayer Gabagool Bowl 🤌🏽
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4 years
The names change but the results stay the same: Michigan defensive linemen LOVE sacking Penn State QBs
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@puneetsingh Whatever presidential candidate runs on putting him in jail will sweep the general election in 2024.
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@james_art_do @Kofie to see an HBCU marching band.
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@puneetsingh WHAT? Get this person on a watchlist.
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4 years
The Guy Fieri appearance is SENDING ME 😂
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There is nothing like #OneShiningMoment
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4 years
@Kofie The government is dropping off milk cartons in neighborhoods.
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@RespectfulMemes Simon dreaming of his next scheme
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
8 years
When Knuck If You Buck comes on at the party. @edsbs @TylerIAm
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Allison Harris
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4 college girls who live here say they were at police station reporting 100-person party above them when floor collapsed. This is their apt.
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4 years
ISAIAH LIVERS
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7 years
"DO YOU HAVE NOTHING THIS SEGEMENT @gregcote?" @LeBatardShow. @LeBatard_Reddit
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3 years
Burrow truly has the most wholesome old tweets. Man is infinitely likable.
@JoeyB
Joey Burrow
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OMG I got my picture with the prom king😍😍 http://t.co/sB9xT0iaWh.
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4 years
This man is wearing a Coco Crisp A’s jersey and I have nothing but respect for him. @UniWatch
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5 years
@GeorgeFoster72 Spin cycle
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7 years
My favorite moment in the Michigan-PSU rivalry (I was seated in section 20 when this play unfolded), set to a familiar tune. #TouchdownManningham
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3 years
@FourVerts This woman became famous for bad jokes during a global pandemic. Why is that?
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6 years
Tim Tebow saying college football players shouldn’t be allowed to profit off their own likeness.
@iresimpsonsfans
Ireland Simpsons Fans
6 years
Caption this
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1 year
Like @mikebarrett_MB1 said, “be careful who you make the villain.” #GoBlue
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6 years
Life as a Michigan Football fan in 2019
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4 years
@tinderconvoOOC @TextsAuras Instant right swipe.
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1 year
@PowellAnalytics After his second career game, Ichiro’s career batting average never dipped below .300. He played in 2,653 MLB games.
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@oeste Someone said he has the body of a Greek god and the personality of a Greek diner owner. He is the wholesome and kind face of basketball.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
5 years
@HeatvsHaters Herro tonight:
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9 years
SPOONS. OUT. FOR HARAMBE! SPOONS OUT FOR HARAMBE! AGAIN! @chadgreenway52
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5 years
Look at ESPN pinpointing the exact moment where this montage set to See You Again ripped my heart in half
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
3 years
Four years ago today, @MarcGregor captured one of my favorite Michigan Basketball images ever at MSG during the B1G Tourney semifinals.
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7 years
@snacks Welcome to Detroit. Get yourself to Lafayette Coney Island asap.
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7 years
Find something in life that makes you as happy as @gregcote was today beating the final hard network out by accident. @LeBatardShow @CoteClockCount @LeBatard_Reddit @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @roybelly @billygil @chriscote954
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
3 years
@depthsofwiki Deaths: 0.Injuries: 0.Charges: 0
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5 years
Now that we get LeBron vs PJ Tucker again I need this meme updated please.
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2 years
Two artisans at their peak. This show should’ve gotten five seasons at a minimum. Big Media continues to vilify Detroit.
@WatchDetroiters
I Think You Should Watch Detroiters
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Detroiters - Tim Offers His Brother a Job
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4 years
@bubbaprog Shoulda got his vaccine!.
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3 years
@itsAntWright This is 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
6 years
Elmo says gas station boner pills aren’t a very good idea. @LeBatard_Reddit.
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
6 years
The use of gas-station sexual-enhancement pills in baseball is so prevalent that MLB sent out a memo warning players that their use could lead to positive PED tests, as at least two players have claimed this year, sources tell ESPN. News:
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4 years
@TylerIAm The landlord:
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4 years
@Kofie You know what game has never and will never scam us? Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
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3 years
That’s right Bobby
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1 year
Walton Goggins showing the vault dweller around Fallout land
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4 years
@dailysimpsons @scullymike @HamillHimself @JoeMantegna I still need a full production of Mark Hamill as Nathan Detroit
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4 years
@TylerIAm You’re done for Trilly
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
7 years
Another big night for Michigan commit Brandon Johns: 28 points, 5 rebounds, and 3 steals as East Lansing overcame a late 10 point deficit to beat Grand Ledge 74-67 in OT. @Brandon_Johns0.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
7 years
As requested by @meganprusi, Donovan Peoples-Jones 79 yard touchdown vs MSU, set to Celine Dion's song from Titanic. @dpeoplesjones @UMichFootball
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
7 years
Not sure how good Rocky Lombardi will be as a punter, but he has a fantastic head of hair. CC: @herbalessences
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4 years
@edsbs Michigan
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5 years
RIP to this @nbaleave gem.
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@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
5 years
The Nets are parting ways with head coach Kenny Atkinson.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
5 years
THIS IS ED ORGERON FOR PELOTON
@karenehowell
Karen Howell
5 years
I want Ed Orgeron selling me Aflac. I want Ed Orgeron selling me Peloton. I want Ed Orgeron selling me clothes on Instagram.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
8 years
For the 2nd time in 5 years, Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith sang "The Victors" at a show in Columbus.
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4 years
@FourVerts Dabo did what he promised he would: stopped coaching once NIL went through.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
8 years
🎶BYE BYE LIL' SEBASTIANS 🎶
@BreeDriscoll
Bree Driscoll
8 years
Ponies on the loose on the south shore of #StatenIsland #NY1snow @NY1 photo credit: Tammie True-Fried
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7 years
@TylerIAm Kobe will be remembered alongside Laker greats like Smush Parker and Chris Mihm by the time LeBron and Kawhi and Moe Wagner are done.
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6 years
@desusnice Tiffany Haddish picks up a piece of graphite that she thinks would make a great pendant and the misadventures continues from there.
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7 years
@DragonflyJonez Easily near the top, which will always be Bron calling all of us broke after the 2011 Finals and calling the president U Bum.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
1 year
@JFreshHockey Every griddy he hits is just more salt in the wound for the Blues front office.
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
6 years
So this means he’s going to not throw a touchdown for several weeks then.
@MenInBlazers
Men in Blazers
6 years
Daniel Jones. American Daniel James 🇺🇸🙌
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@edsbs Tonight on Succession
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Ball Atreides (Nissan Al-Gaib)
3 years
I did the counting through the schedules dating back to 2002 and Saturday was the 100th game I have been lucky enough to attend at Michigan Stadium as a fan or media. It was the best experience I have ever had in that building, and here is to the next 100 games. Forever, Go Blue.
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Put a ring on it y’all.
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