Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

@KimDotcom

This is art.

The United States government should not allow mass migration into Europe. When we go on vacation we want to see Spanish people in Spain, Irish in Ireland, Germans in Germany, etc. Any government that does not maintain a good experience for American tourists should be toppled.

Elon could be like: pass election security or you’ll never win an election again. For every dime you raise, he’ll give your next primary opponent 50 cents. Win the primary? He’ll fund the Democrat. Deal also applies to family members, friends, staffers, anyone you endorse

Still thinking about this...

Chamath: Fraud at this scale will end the American Empire if nothing is done “It is a crucible moment for American society.” “If nothing happens and we deem this kind of theft acceptable, it is the beginning of the end of the American Empire.” “It's just a level of disrespect

I nominate Aspergillus to the nominative determinism hall of fame.

They never said who gets to eat it fresh…

The trick is to get a mortgage that feels affordable at 15 year rates, if possible. This probably translates to it being smaller or in a less desirable neighborhood.

Send this to her and say “us”

Guy competing with himself to one up the grandiose statements and tone by the week.

love it when someone with 100 followers retweets me. thanks for nothing, retard

@CovfefeAnon @ThomBrady5 The legal system's treatment of criminals is the most "the purpose of a system is what it does" that ever existed

The Peter Principle is best explained using MMR as an analogy

I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and seeing what is happening

Guys when they say “I’ll figure it out”

1-1 with the boss

Everything reminds me of her

How I feel after back to back to back meetings for the third day in a row