Jason Garrett
@jasong
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New York, NY
Joined March 2007
7-year-old migrant girl taken into Border Patrol custody dies of dehydration, exhaustion
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Not surprising. But still outrageous. This decision is a direct assault on the dignity, rights, & lives of women, not to mention decades of settled law. It will kill and subjugate women even as a vast majority of Americans think abortion should be legal. What an utter disgrace.
🚨🚨🚨 The Supreme Court has voted to strike down the landmark Roe v. Wade decision, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito circulated inside the court and obtained by POLITICO.
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Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.
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Ron DeSantis just yelled at students for wearing masks. This is not a leader. This is a bully. A petulant child. Shameful. https://t.co/tu9gyY1DPh
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Sorry for the shade, @NASASun, @NASAMoon & @NASAEarth! But you're just not cool enough 😎 Now fully deployed, our sunshield blocks your heat & light so that our mirrors will be able to detect faint heat signals in the universe: https://t.co/mggJkh6swO
#UnfoldTheUniverse
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Navi adds subtitles and live translation to FaceTime, and… it’s coming out in 10 days! (🤞) I had a nice chat with my sister to show you why I think it’s pretty cool! Sign up to get a reminder when it launches at https://t.co/cWYIGw1ucy DTs appreciated!
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Ok well, I now have a new phobia.
Sinkholes can be found underwater too: watch trees being swallowed in seconds [source, full video: https://t.co/GsQ8BS4ejR]
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Stripe, 2011. I decided to assign a custom ringtone to PagerDuty. Chose the iPhone's duck sound. Many (many) problems and pages followed. Years later, walking through park, I heard a soft quack. Shivered involuntarily, pulse quickened. And that's how I ruined ducks for myself.
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The weirdest thing about burnout for me is that it causes me question not just my work but my identity. Things that on paper I enjoy…things I always have enjoyed…are no longer fun. It’s scary. It brings up feelings not just of “I need a break,” but of “what’s wrong with me?!”
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My 12 yo daughter made a comic strip that refers to the Monty Python gluttony restaurant sketch to explain how supernovas are created and I am literally the proudest dad. @montypython
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Carl Sagan said, “let me punctuate the word ‘white’ here.”
That time Carl Sagan called out Star Wars for being too white and the audience didn’t know what to do 💀
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John Wilkes Booth, a cunning actor undermined by death of Abraham Lincoln by Associated Press
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Here's a first draft of a decision tree for how to define your SwiftUI properties...
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Israel gave the media organizations one hour to evacuate, but reportedly refused to allow journalists to take their equipment. Targeting journalists is a war crime.
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Want to join a team that’s building a better healthcare system and making a difference in the lives of women and families? Maven is looking for 50 talented, driven individuals to join us on our mission. Click here to view our open roles: https://t.co/411F1dKlrM
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Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. Open your eyes... drop the ads for your church. Look in the eyes behind the umbrellas.
“Don’t you dare start this s***” A man briefly tried taming the line of umbrellas, standing between them and police and discouraging agitation of the police #BrooklynCenter
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I've received a lot of backlash about something I said this morning on @wpix "You're more likely to be killed by a cop – as a regular Black person in America – than a police officer is to be killed by ANYONE." I should've made it clear why I said this. Because...Facts.
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It's time to remind everyone that "one bad apple" isn't the whole phrase... It's "one bad apple ruins the bunch".
Police fire non-lethal crowd control munitions at those in the street as a 10 pm curfew approaches in Brooklyn Center #BrooklynCenter
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