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Jared Bilski

@JaredBilski

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Philly(ish) writer/comic with bylines in @nytimes, @washingtonpost, @mcsweeneys, @parentsmagazine & others. RTs = desperate attempts to get you to like me.

Joined March 2010
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
1 year
I'm thrilled to be part of @Narratively's collaboration with @cnfonline on the magic and destructiveness of water with a personal essay/reported feature on why people who get flooded often choose to remain in their homes. Please share it widely and ask @Raffi_RC to do the same!
@Narratively
Narratively
1 year
Well, we’ve done it again! Another collaboration with @cnfonline that we’re super proud of and excited for. This time we’ve got a series exploring the shape-shifting magic and destructiveness of water in all its forms. Check it out. https://t.co/SGCSwo7wLX 1/2
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
9 months
Check out the infamous essay that @TonyDanza called 'the craziest cat story I've ever read.' Or maybe it wasn't Tony Danza, maybe it was Tony DanzE my former neighbor who loved cats? Hmm ... Either way, worth a read:
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
9 months
Bonus Father's Day Edition: In Defense of Regifting a Family Pet , by @JaredBilski
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
10 months
What Constitutes a Disaster Story?, by @JaredBilski
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
10 months
An unfortunately true story about alcohol and memorializing dead loved ones: "Crashing My Grandmother’s Funeral
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
11 months
True, but why is nobody talking about how amazing TreVeyon Henderson's reflexes were here?
@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
11 months
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
11 months
plas help dti
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
11 months
I can speak from experience -- Mr. Finkel is incredibly generous with his responses and his advice.
@Jon_Finkel
Jon Finkel📚💪
11 months
lot of young writers reach out to me most have questions about where publishing is headed & pitching & agents & audience & sales & if they should self-publish but you know... it's still cool to want to write the Great American Novel go for it. just start writing
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
1 year
New Year's Retrospective: What Read Well in 2024, by @JaredBilski
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
1 year
Hope Is A Radical Act of Defiance, by @JaredBilski
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@Jon_Finkel
Jon Finkel📚💪
1 year
Boom! You asked for it… You got it… After I initially announced that Generation Griffey: Rankfest was going to be a digital-only book, about a dozen loyal B&B readers wrote me asking if I planned on selling a paperback. This project is through my Meathead Media imprint, which
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
1 year
If there’s anyone out there who is considering not voting, please take a few minutes to read this typo-ridden but earnest thing I wrote about why I think you can’t sit this election out and why I think Kamala Harris is the candidate we need right now:
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
1 year
Disaster Stories Galore! is the latest edition of River People Rebuild -- and likely one of the last before a big change. https://t.co/fG3G01OyK4
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
1 year
This was a really rewarding experience, and holy shit, @jessesposato and the @Narratively team are incredibly talented and hard-working. I came in with a very rough idea, and they turned it into what it is now through some truly impressive editing.
@jessesposato
Jesse Sposato (She/Her)
1 year
Obsessed with this series collab with @cnfonline and the first story by @JaredBilski and the artwork by @AidiRiera. Definitely worth checking out.
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@jessesposato
Jesse Sposato (She/Her)
1 year
Obsessed with this series collab with @cnfonline and the first story by @JaredBilski and the artwork by @AidiRiera. Definitely worth checking out.
@Narratively
Narratively
1 year
Well, we’ve done it again! Another collaboration with @cnfonline that we’re super proud of and excited for. This time we’ve got a series exploring the shape-shifting magic and destructiveness of water in all its forms. Check it out. https://t.co/SGCSwo7wLX 1/2
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
2 years
Check out my request on @qwoted!
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@jayblackisfunny
Jay Black
2 years
I’m doing a night of shows right next to my hometown, in Medford, NJ on September 28th. 6 PM will be a family friendly show and 8:00 PM will be filled with all sorts of naughty sauce. I want to sell out in front of my kith and kin, so help me spread the word! Tix at my website!
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
2 years
Writers, Journalists, Comms and PR folks: What tools do you use to keep track of sources and when you last contacted them (besides spreadsheets)? Hoping @Jon_Finkel and @tomlobianco have some interesting insights here
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
2 years
Congrats to @JohnnyMcKeever on this. He's been making ridiculously good comedy for years, and it's good to see him finding some mainstream success
@JohnnyMcKeever
McKeever
2 years
Tires
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@JaredBilski
Jared Bilski
2 years
Since @jaketapper enjoyed the one @TaliaArgondezzi and I did on bored dads, I'm hoping he enjoys the follow-up on bored moms. As always, Mr. Tapper, I'm available whenever you need a guest with unmatched knowledge of useless 90s music trivia: https://t.co/WCodPSX4pF
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mcsweeneys.net
Veruca Salt: Like Captain Ahab, you are defined by an all-absorbing monomaniacal obsession: to find comfortable shoes that aren’t hideous. Pavement...
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