Talia Argondezzi
@TaliaArgondezzi
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writing/English professor. satire: McSweeney's, New Yorker Shouts, Points in Case, Belladonna, Slackjaw. my book! https://t.co/2GIjISyJiO…
Joined November 2020
It's recently come to my attention that I should me making a bigger deal of this: I have a book coming out in November. I hope you like it!
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Say “hell no!” to saying yes to everything with the help of Lean the F*ck OutJust don't do it. From the mental load to the laundry load to the everyday l...
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On Tuesday night, I'm doing a humor writing workshop - it's pay what you wish and all proceeds benefit a literacy organization in Norristown, PA. In-person only (in Norristown). Please come and/or share with your Philly-area friends!
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This is a PAY WHAT YOU WISH writing class with Talia Argondezzi. All proceeds go to Norristown Page Turners.
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Thank you, excellent Slackjaw editors and excellent writing group members!
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My new humor in @SlackjawHumor
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Your power to snoop around upstairs is unparalleled.
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Me and @JaredBilski #4 on McSweeney’s this year! I’m in my feelings (joy, pride, and pre-disappointment that this can’t possibly happen again next year)
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Happy First Day of Being Haunted for the Rest of Your Life by Something a Student Wrote in Your Course Evaluations Day to all who celebrate
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uh-oh, new phobia just dropped (getting murdered by someone better-looking than me)
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Wrote a Thanksgiving piece for McSweeney's! Note my silence on mashed potatoes, which are, yes, amazing
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To remind everyone how grateful we should be for all the readily available, appealing food that is easy to prepare and that everyone enjoys eating,...
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All I can let myself feel today is gratitude that @DevorahBlachor exists
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Our 18th most-read article of 2024. - - -I admit, it was tricky for me, a white male swing-state voter, to decide who deserved my vote in this ele...
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Just saw a commercial that said nothing feels as good as driving a new Hyundai and now I’m trapped in a spiral of sadness
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I’m reading/performing some humor in NYC on Sat Nov 16, with a truly awesome lineup of funny people- come if you can!
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writing tip: to build suspense, put in fourteen chapters detailing the classification of whales
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Love clicking on “personal life” on Wikipedia to get celebrity dirt and it’s just like “he’s a supporter of Tottenham F.C.”
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One of my most strongly held beliefs is that if you write down an earnest answer for Final Jeopardy, you don’t get to also write a joke or a hello to someone. jokes/hellos only for losers who have no guess
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Monopoly anyone? The great @TaliaArgondezzi and I wrote this piece about the dreaded family game night. “How To Win Family Game Night” by Talia Argondezzi & Jeff Bender https://t.co/Wh5KZIdw0a
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read this new humor article from me and @jeffbendernet before you agree to a board game https://t.co/Qu7nlkRO63 thanks, @SlackjawHumor
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Settle on a game that the fewest people know how to play. Make sure it’s also the longest and most complicated.
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i have a new mcsweeney's out today, tag yourself and/or your annoying friends
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Making Plans on the Group Chat BINGO
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proud to have a new piece up on @The_Belladonnas about my favorite thing: bars that treat kids and parents like trash!
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We CLEARLY designed this space for grownups ONLY.
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sometimes it's hard being a woman, but it's all worth it when another woman says "I love your dress!" and you say "it has pockets!!" and you're both so happy for a minute
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