Evri fucking suck and they literally only have social media where they can lock down and turn off comments which is why you'll never see them on Twitter. How can you lose a parcel when that's your entire job? If I worked at a hospital and lost a patient, I'd been in serious shit.

RT @trixiemattel: mary I want children to stay away from ME.

How anybody could hurt a dog is beyond me, I have so many more emotions for dogs than for humans. I've never felt such pure love or adoration for anything in this entire world.

They say money can't by happiness but that simply isn't true. I now own a 6ft octopus for £20.

Why is Gia Gunn such a bitch.

I can't believe there's someone on this planet that likes Claudia Winkleman.

Psychics are just MLM schemes in people form.

Who the hell is buying this on Etsy. Goofy ass people glorifying serial killers

Hell yes. I've just discovered BBQ sauce.

I'm convinced MLM is a cult.

Why the humphead parrotfish look like that tho.

I bought two shrimp and then dropped one of them down the drain then proceeded to cry.

Stingrays are just swimming pancakes.

Should never have visited the aquarium. My autistic ass is now obsessed with shrimps.

For many years, I wanted a BLÅHAJ and today was the day. This was truly the best day I have ever had.

I just watched a TV show where the woman uses a film camera as if it were a DSLR and I hated every second of it.

Those that play the organ in churches aren't that impressive. I play the organ everyday. It's called being alive.

If your man wears cuban heels, it's time for a new man.

I am buying the fuck outta this and then some.